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    muscle/arm jokes

    i know they're really lame and corny, but what r some of the ones you've know of?
    here's the ones that i know:
    Do u have a bandaid? why? b/c i'm cut!
    Do u have a spare tire? why? bc i'm jacke up!!!.....
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    Do you have a spare anus? Because this thread is gay!
    And all who look shall see them there,
    And all should cry, Beware ! Beware !
    His flashing eyes, his floating hair !
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    For he on honey-dew hath fed,
    And drunk the milk of Paradise.

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    Originally Posted by thesunlessea View Post
    Do you have a spare anus? Because this thread is gay!
    lol the least you couldve done was make that make sense!
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    Did you girls get your tickets?
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    I think I need to go to the vet...because these puppies are SICK!
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    Do you see the indian, hes behind the boulder (flex bicep).
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    Originally Posted by Monkey Helmet View Post
    I think I need to go to the vet...because these puppies are SICK!
    Originally Posted by pkirk330 View Post
    Do you see the indian, hes behind the boulder (flex bicep).
    lol ive never heard these ones before
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    Originally Posted by Monkey Helmet View Post
    I think I need to go to the vet...because these puppies are SICK!
    My doctor said I must have AIDS because I am SICK!!!
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    Originally Posted by poolshark472 View Post
    Did you girls get your tickets?
    yes i did why?


    do you have tape? because Im ripped.
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    Originally Posted by thesunlessea View Post
    Do you have a spare anus? Because this thread is gay!
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    I remember in hs there was a kid who walked around and acted liked he was jacked. Anyway the teacher in the middle of class went up to him and said "Whoa there ur to close for missles better switch to guns" like in his face making an impression of him while doing so.
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