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05-28-2008, 08:21 AM
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funniest **** you ever saw at the gym
someone face planting on the treadmill. also people trying to eb tough and lifting way more than they can without a spot and almost choking themselves
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05-28-2008, 08:23 AM
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best is when someones benching or curling or something and the weights fall off the bar, first one side than it seesaws to the other. priceless
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05-28-2008, 08:24 AM
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Some dude steps on foot of someone who's benching 315lbs..
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05-28-2008, 08:24 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Poland Sprung
best is when someones benching or curling or something and the weights fall off the bar, first one side than it seesaws to the other. priceless
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always a riot.
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05-28-2008, 08:25 AM
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some guy getting his wig split with a weight in a prison gym
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05-28-2008, 08:25 AM
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This kid tried to show off squatting 140/150kg, and he hardly even bent his knees, like 1/10th squats.
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05-28-2008, 08:26 AM
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I've never really seen anything at the gym worth noting, unfortunately. Funniest thing I see are people who have no idea how to workout try to, well, workout. Also, I once saw some fat dude take a few swigs from a bottle of Pepsi in between sets, that was okay, I guess.
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05-28-2008, 08:27 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by REALTALK
some guy getting his wig split with a weight in a prison gym
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when i was in jail the weight room was closed for **** like this
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05-28-2008, 08:27 AM
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Someone ripping his spandex squatting
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Originally Posted by cbrickhouse
when i was in jail the weight room was closed for **** like this
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What were u doing in jail?
Edit: meant for REALTALK
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05-28-2008, 08:28 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MindlessWork
Someone ripping his spandex squatting
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lol @ people still wearing spandex anyway.
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05-28-2008, 08:28 AM
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kids who will workout and do 20 sets of DB curls then feel all over their biceps and flex them. Then the same kids doing the same workout 2 days later.
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05-28-2008, 08:30 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CR123
kids who will workout and do 20 sets of DB curls then feel all over their biceps and flex them. Then the same kids doing the same workout 2 days later.
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there is this one dude at my gym that spends about 80% of his time staring at himself in the big mirror.
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05-28-2008, 08:30 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by REALTALK
some guy getting his wig split with a weight in a prison gym
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You're 18 and you've been in prison already?
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05-28-2008, 08:31 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by i_am_stig
You're 18 and you've been in prison already?
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when i was 16/17
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05-28-2008, 08:31 AM
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when a group of skinny high schoolers see you lifting heavy so they congregate on the bench next to you and try to lift heavy--when obivously thye cannot. and they have crap form and need 2 spotters, then drop the weights, after what looks like them having a seizure, and walk around like a bad ass. I just sit there--glance over and laugh.
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05-28-2008, 08:32 AM
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in american 16 year olds go to juvie, not prison
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05-28-2008, 08:32 AM
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there were these two asian dudes doing barbell lifts next to each other (not friends). one was 6 foot something, and the other a manlet. the tall one finished his set and dropped his barbells. one of them rolled and hit the manlet's foot. manlet went into a roid rage and started talking all kinds of ****. next thing you know there's a sea of huge guys standing around asking "is he talking ****?" "whos talking ****?" "i'll beat his ass!" the entire time i was at the gym afterwords, manlet was all pouty and angry. i couldn't help but snicker.
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05-28-2008, 08:33 AM
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why are u lot watching other guys so hard for though?
only person im staring at in the gym is the atractive female traner
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05-28-2008, 08:34 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by REALTALK
why are u lot watching other guys so hard for though?
only person im staring at in the gym is the atractive female traner
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it's hard not to notice people falling on their face off the treadmill.
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05-28-2008, 08:34 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MindlessWork
Some dude steps on foot of someone who's benching 315lbs..
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I had something similar happen to me...I was doing flat DB presses with 85's and there were a bunch of younger people in the gym, I'm thinking freshmen in highschool, close to the bench I was lifting on. One of the girls who was just standing there talking was really close to the bench so I politely said excuse me and told her to watch her back. I need the weights into position and lay back on the bench. I started my set and got to 3 reps when she backed into the DB mid push causing me to lose it and drop it on my chest...fckn' terrible...she said sorry and then continued to bull**** with her friends having no idea how dangerous what she did was
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05-28-2008, 08:34 AM
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Quote:
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it's hard not to notice people falling on their face off the treadmill.
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lol i dont mean that
i mean the guys laughin at other guys doing too many curls or bench pressing wrong
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05-28-2008, 08:35 AM
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girls doing squats, hearing the trainer say " Squeeze that butt hard coming up" "SQUEEZE THAT BUTT HARD!!! COME ON UP COME ON UP DON"T STOP"
Guy yelling " AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" like he was dying do curls. Leaning back like he was breaking his back.
old man digging in his butthole with no clothes on.
girl with pants on so tight I could see the cellulite dimples through the pants.
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05-28-2008, 08:35 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cbrickhouse
in american 16 year olds go to juvie, not prison
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unless they are tried as adults, which does happen
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05-28-2008, 08:36 AM
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I constantly get a kick out of the same kids going to the gym at the same time as me, doing the same bicep workout every time I see them in there. They probably average a four-day-a-week bicep workout.
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05-28-2008, 08:37 AM
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Originally Posted by msdmsd
I had something similar happen to me...I was doing flat DB presses with 85's and there were a bunch of younger people in the gym, I'm thinking freshmen in highschool, close to the bench I was lifting on. One of the girls who was just standing there talking was really close to the bench so I politely said excuse me and told her to watch her back. I need the weights into position and lay back on the bench. I started my set and got to 3 reps when she backed into the DB mid push causing me to lose it and drop it on my chest...fckn' terrible...she said sorry and then continued to bull**** with her friends having no idea how dangerous what she did was
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wow. i'm like angry for you. this is why gyms should have loitering policies. at least in the free weight area.
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05-28-2008, 08:37 AM
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cbrickhouse workin' out
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05-28-2008, 08:37 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cbrickhouse
someone face planting on the treadmill. also people trying to eb tough and lifting way more than they can without a spot and almost choking themselves
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definitely the other day...
I saw a guy with really gay body language picking up a 20KG plate and basically doing sweeping circular movements with it, with his arms fully extended, like he was tracing the outline of a giant clock.
he was doing it for about 2 minutes twice.
**** knows what he thought he was achieving. maybe he wanted a back injury.
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05-28-2008, 08:37 AM
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boy trying to show off...hits his head with the lat pull-down bar and knocks himself out. lol, I was impressed.
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05-28-2008, 08:38 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by REALTALK
why are u lot watching other guys so hard for though?
only person im staring at in the gym is the atractive female traner
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Funniest is a dude's eyes bugging out staring at the big b00bs of the female trainer 
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05-28-2008, 08:39 AM
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Quote:
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boy trying to show off...hits his head with the lat pull-down bar and knocks himself out. lol, I was impressed.
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did he forget to rack any weight or something? i'm having trouble picturing somebody pulling down on the bar with enough force to knock himself out.
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