what would u do if this guy was your cellmate?
EDIT: attention miscers: Alec Trevelyan and johnrich69 will be awnersing questions about prison they are both ex inmates so feel free to ask sum questions about prison if interstead
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05-26-2008, 06:48 PM #1Banned
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what would u do if this guy was your cellmate?
Last edited by bigmane123; 05-27-2008 at 05:40 PM.
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05-26-2008, 06:50 PM #2Banned
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creepy prison guy -its just like a pussy but the only differance is that its not a pussy
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05-26-2008, 06:51 PM #3Registered User
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"Let'em eat me and we straight, that's it"
Heads or Tails
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05-26-2008, 06:51 PM #4Aware?
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Its like a pussy only cleaner.
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05-26-2008, 06:52 PM #5006
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LOL!! The toss the salad man. Chris Rock did a funny bit about him.
Most ruthless thing ive read in awhile by a Member on /pa/
Anon1: "What makes you kids think if you post info about someone you dont like people will just want to fuc with them for you. Thats not even for it lulz, it would just be pointless"
Anon2: "We here enjoy fukn with people for no reason whatsoever. Go back to /i/ with this "not even for it lulz" bullchit. We don't need lulz here, just tears!!!!
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05-26-2008, 06:53 PM #6Banned
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i lol'dOriginally Posted by InvidGurab
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05-26-2008, 06:53 PM #7Registered User
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haha "let him eat me, and we straight"
We're sorta like 7-11. We're not always doin' business, but we're always open.
LETS GO CHICAGO BEARS!
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05-26-2008, 06:53 PM #8Registered User
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with jelly or with out jelly lmfao
"My problem is that my parents are here and so is my brother. It will look kind of suspicious with me walking into the bathroom with a frozen chicken breast. We have no salmon here either, but I can get the salmon fillets this weekend and stick it in my ass on Monday morning when everyone is gone.
I don't mind sticking the fish in my ass (no homo) its just getting it past my parents that's going to be the delay."
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05-26-2008, 06:54 PM #9Registered User
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I agree with you on the part about not mattering how much someone benches
or squats ect.... I was locked up for 5yrs and although I never had anyone step to me like this, the answer is an easy one. ( LOCK IN A SOCK in the middle of the night)You're never too old to be the person that you were meant to be.
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05-26-2008, 06:55 PM #10Registered User
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this guy is basically 90% misc"Well I Mean Milk Is Juice From A Cow Right?"
I rep back
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05-26-2008, 06:55 PM #1116 brah
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rofl
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05-26-2008, 06:57 PM #12Rise Bane
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hahah that made me laughed...damn I wish I never go to prisonOriginally Posted by thesunlessea
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05-26-2008, 06:57 PM #13Banned
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hes not that big id fight him
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05-26-2008, 06:57 PM #14Juice
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lol!
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05-26-2008, 06:58 PM #15Registered User
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"suckin my ass"
Too much.. lmfao. Saying it like its an every day thing.
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05-26-2008, 06:58 PM #16Banned
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u sure u didnt accept any rimjobs?Originally Posted by johnrich69
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05-26-2008, 07:00 PM #17Banned
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wtf lol
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05-26-2008, 07:00 PM #18Banned
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Bite my own tongue off and bleed to death (serious)
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05-26-2008, 07:01 PM #19Registered User
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Five years brother, not 15yrs.....LOLOriginally Posted by bigmane123
You're never too old to be the person that you were meant to be.
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05-26-2008, 07:03 PM #20Registered User
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What'd you go in for?Originally Posted by johnrich69
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05-26-2008, 07:04 PM #21
wow creepy
I kept waiting for him to say (no homo) after every line but he didn't
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05-26-2008, 07:05 PM #22Banned
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how the hell did you survive 5yrs locked up? reps man!! tell some stories!Originally Posted by johnrich69
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05-26-2008, 07:05 PM #23Banned
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did u ever fap in your cell?Originally Posted by johnrich69
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05-26-2008, 07:07 PM #24Registered User
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i couldnt stop laughin
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05-26-2008, 07:07 PM #25Registered User
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2 kilos of coke. along with a few other party favorites.............Originally Posted by Mr. Wacko
You're never too old to be the person that you were meant to be.
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05-26-2008, 07:07 PM #26Banned
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how was the food were u able to get big on the ****ty jail food n lift or train without weights?Originally Posted by johnrich69
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05-26-2008, 07:08 PM #27Registered User
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LOL,,,in the cell, in the bathroom, in the shower.........LOLOriginally Posted by bigmane123
You're never too old to be the person that you were meant to be.
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05-26-2008, 07:09 PM #28Registered User
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True? What year was this?Originally Posted by johnrich69
I just found out today through my aunt that one of my uncles was recently sent to Federal prison for 5 years on drug trafficking charges (not sure which drug...all I know is the drugs passed state line, making it a federal charge)
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05-26-2008, 07:11 PM #29Registered User
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Texas has taken out the free weights in most of the prisons due to inmates getting too big. But yeah, I worked out on some machine weights and worked in the kitchen for a while (which is where the good eaten goes down) We'd make protien shakes with a bunch of eggs.Originally Posted by bigmane123
You're never too old to be the person that you were meant to be.
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05-26-2008, 07:13 PM #30Kafir
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2 kilos and only 5 years. I must meet your lawyer.Originally Posted by johnrich69
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