I teach high school Biology to freshmen and today was the last day. I've got my grades done already and ready for summer to start!!
Oh, and read the last line of my signature before asking questions. Thanks!!
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05-21-2008, 01:30 PM #1Registered User
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Ask a teacher who just survived the last day of school anything!
Because somewhere out there, a girl is warming up with your max.
If you really want to do something, you'll find a way. If you don't, you'll find an excuse.
No, I will not post/send you nudes. No, you may not PIITB, PIITV or PIITM. Find someone else to sexually harass.
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05-21-2008, 01:31 PM #2Registered User
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sex up any students?
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05-21-2008, 01:32 PM #3Just Miscing my life away
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i ccan has n00dz?
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05-21-2008, 01:32 PM #4
to be 16 again...sigh
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05-21-2008, 01:33 PM #5Registered User
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So can I take you out to celebrate?
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05-21-2008, 01:33 PM #6Registered User
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why did you turn to teaching? when you were in college, did you have it in mind that you wanted to be a teacher? or did you graduate, get a job in your field, and hate it? :P
are any of your students on this site?
ever play hookie(or make up an excuse not to go to school, just because you didn't feel like going) as a teacher? xDLast edited by john2496; 05-21-2008 at 01:36 PM.
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05-21-2008, 01:34 PM #7MiscReporter
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wait y aint u fired yet, u wearing a bikini and u a school teacher
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05-21-2008, 01:35 PM #8Platinum Account
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Wanna come teach me for Senior Year.Originally Posted by biochick
**The U, Philly Sports**
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05-21-2008, 01:37 PM #9Registered User
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No, society tends to frown on that.Originally Posted by thtswhatshesaid
NoOriginally Posted by kmkr1990
Thanks.Originally Posted by terrann
I'll pass, but thanksOriginally Posted by sleukem
A real question!! I majored in Biology in college, I've always like the subject. I wasn't thinking about teaching until someone asked me if I had thought about teaching. It is the perfect job for me. I always bore my friends with random biology facts, might as well get paid to bore whole classrooms of students. After I got my degree in Biology, I went to grad school to get my teacher certification (can do that in undergrad too, but my college didn't offer it)Originally Posted by john2496
Because somewhere out there, a girl is warming up with your max.
If you really want to do something, you'll find a way. If you don't, you'll find an excuse.
No, I will not post/send you nudes. No, you may not PIITB, PIITV or PIITM. Find someone else to sexually harass.
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05-21-2008, 01:38 PM #10lol that was just what i was going to askOriginally Posted by thtswhatshesaid
seriously..have you ever had the urge to tickle one of your students scrotum?
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05-21-2008, 01:39 PM #11excommunicated
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Do you realize that everyone of your male students wants to sex you?
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05-21-2008, 01:39 PM #12Registered User
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noodz or negz?
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05-21-2008, 01:41 PM #13Admirin my traps?
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I know alot about anatomy ill teach if u want
Bench: 135
Squat: Bar
Deadlift: 135
No e-stats.
U mad? Call the copes.
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05-21-2008, 01:41 PM #14Registered User
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If a student saw me at the local pool they would see me in the same thing. Teachers are real people too.Originally Posted by Pirate4lyfe
I grew up in PA, Philly actually, but I'm in Indiana right now, sorry.Originally Posted by STA1011
Wanna come teach me for Senior Year.
Wow, I just threw up a little in my mouth. I have had students that are good looking, for being a kid, but I have never been physically attracted to any of them. That's just gross.Originally Posted by affy
Because somewhere out there, a girl is warming up with your max.
If you really want to do something, you'll find a way. If you don't, you'll find an excuse.
No, I will not post/send you nudes. No, you may not PIITB, PIITV or PIITM. Find someone else to sexually harass.
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05-21-2008, 01:44 PM #15Registered User
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Society's frowns turn into smiles when your student has you upside down.Originally Posted by biochick
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05-21-2008, 01:45 PM #16Registered User
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All of my male students have always been very respectful to me, which I greatly appreciate.Originally Posted by miaheatfan
noOriginally Posted by BigBen85
I taught Anatomy and Physiology for 2 years, I'm good.Originally Posted by Battleshipbeau
Because somewhere out there, a girl is warming up with your max.
If you really want to do something, you'll find a way. If you don't, you'll find an excuse.
No, I will not post/send you nudes. No, you may not PIITB, PIITV or PIITM. Find someone else to sexually harass.
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05-21-2008, 01:57 PM #17Registered User
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Originally Posted by biochick
Come on now, my question was real. I sincerely wanted to take you out to celebrate. Did I mention I like Biology facts? LOL
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05-21-2008, 02:01 PM #18I am a Rock
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as a high school teacher do you get summers off just like the students or do you still have to do work oriented stuff over the summer
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
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05-21-2008, 02:03 PM #19Registered User
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Would you prefer teaching at a private school? Do you feel the students don't take school seriously? What socio-economic class are you primarily teaching?
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05-21-2008, 02:04 PM #20Hard Work Pays Off
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Have you considered teaching at a community college instead of a high school?
and where do you see yourself in 5 years?
(ignore last question... thanks!)
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05-21-2008, 02:04 PM #21Banned
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Do you ever see any students at the gym? Do they admire your gainz?
Do you admire their gainz...?
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05-21-2008, 02:04 PM #22Smile
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O hai Biochick!
Raiders
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05-21-2008, 02:05 PM #23
Did they give you a wedgy?
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05-21-2008, 02:06 PM #24"JFT Boys"
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how much do you get paid?
what did you want to be before you decided to teach?"Like those in the valley behind us, most people stand in sight of the spiritual mountains all their lives and never enter them, being content to listen to others who have been there and thus avoid the hardships."
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05-21-2008, 02:07 PM #25in10city stalker
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Do teachers get paid during the summer break?
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05-21-2008, 02:10 PM #26Marry me eva longoria
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have you ever wanted to profess or are you happy with the high school age group?
i actually just graduated with a BS in molecular biology, and i'm getting into medical genetics now. sometimes i think about going into teaching though, seems like it'd be very rewarding.
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05-21-2008, 02:10 PM #27Registered User
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Doesn't it get boring teaching the same exact thing like 6 times in a day?
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05-21-2008, 02:11 PM #28
are you horny??
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05-21-2008, 02:15 PM #29Serious!
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Does this constitute for what hitting on a female is nowadays?Originally Posted by LECTER
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05-21-2008, 02:20 PM #30Registered Nagger
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2 questions
1. how do you expect your male students to learn when they have raging boners?
2. how often do you have trouble from creationist students?We're All Gonna Make It, Brahs
RIP Zyzz
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