jaw exercise?

**dr.a** · 01-20-2006, 12:59 AM

How can I get a bigger jaw? Is there some jaw exersises I could do? I've tried hanging to my mouth with both hands, and opening and closing my mouth, but I didn't really feel it worked (and I felt really stupid doing it). Maybe I need more resistance? What am I doing wrong?

**filo01** · 01-20-2006, 01:37 AM

cew your food more hahaha j/k, no your jaw is always gona be the same, if you have a glass jaw blame it on your pearents :P

**Zensuji** · 01-20-2006, 01:38 AM

have you tried killing yourself? that may be the only thing left to do

**BigRagu** · 01-20-2006, 01:46 AM

eat more

**Drag** · 01-20-2006, 01:48 AM

Chew lots and lots of gum everyday.

**karmazon** · 01-20-2006, 01:51 AM

you need to hang 300 lbs barbell on your jaw, and then open and close it

**dr.a** · 01-20-2006, 01:59 AM

I'm eating gum, but I don't think it's doing much. I guess there's not much I can do with weights.

What would happen if I injected growth hormone into my jaw? I'm a bit scared to do it though. Would it work? Maybe just a little.

**karmazon** · 01-20-2006, 02:03 AM

Originally Posted by dr.a

I'm eating gum, but I don't think it's doing much. I guess there's not much I can do with weights.

What would happen if I injected growth hormone into my jaw? I'm a bit scared to do it though. Would it work? Maybe just a little.

die

**dparm99** · 01-20-2006, 02:08 AM

Originally Posted by dr.a

I'm eating gum, but I don't think it's doing much. I guess there's not much I can do with weights.

What would happen if I injected growth hormone into my jaw? I'm a bit scared to do it though. Would it work? Maybe just a little.

Inject it into your heart.

**dr.a** · 01-20-2006, 02:14 AM

I'm 21 and I've never had a girlfriend. I'm lonely. No one even notices me cuz of my tiny jaw.

**Drag** · 01-20-2006, 02:59 AM

Originally Posted by dr.a

I'm 21 and I've never had a girlfriend. I'm lonely. No one even notices me cuz of my tiny jaw.

It's all about your genetic code.

**xJonathanx** · 01-20-2006, 03:03 AM

What would happen if I injected growth hormone into my jaw? I'm a bit scared to do it though. Would it work? Maybe just a little

Holy crap.

**big matt** · 01-20-2006, 03:17 AM

Originally Posted by dparm99

Inject it into your heart.

indeed

**LatissimusDorsi** · 01-20-2006, 04:20 AM

Hgh?

**filo01** · 01-21-2006, 06:45 PM

Originally Posted by dr.a

I'm 21 and I've never had a girlfriend. I'm lonely. No one even notices me cuz of my tiny jaw.

hahahahahaahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahaahaha hah

ohh my god man that has got to be the funniest **** i've ever heared

**AnaerobicAndrew** · 01-21-2006, 06:48 PM

Originally Posted by dr.a

What would happen if I injected growth hormone into my jaw? I'm a bit scared to do it though. Would it work? Maybe just a little.

Hm, gee, I dont know.... Why dont you do it and find out?

Damn pal, you are quite the retard.

**b0ngman** · 01-21-2006, 07:03 PM

ahahahahahahahahaha this thread is too funny

**Iron7** · 01-21-2006, 07:25 PM

Wait. I got an idea cause I remember seeing a gum commerical on this. What about using those heavy duty hand grips with the mouth for the jaw instead of the hand for forearms?

**Lifeforce** · 01-21-2006, 07:40 PM

squat, the GH released will make your face musculature somewhat bigger.

**iron_on_my_mind** · 01-21-2006, 07:41 PM

I can hear John Gargani groaning . . . .

**HomieStaysBuilt** · 01-21-2006, 07:43 PM

Deadlift.

**Amel** · 01-22-2006, 04:15 PM

Originally Posted by dr.a

I'm 21 and I've never had a girlfriend. I'm lonely. No one even notices me cuz of my tiny jaw.

wow man

I hope you are joking

**blendedmetal** · 02-15-2009, 01:42 PM

On the bright side, tiny jaws are great for sucking cock!

**kev120782** · 02-15-2009, 01:48 PM

I dunno man, doesnt jaws turn you on? How the damn thing can open so wide and take it all in at once?

... but seriously this thread is a joke, needs to be locked. End of story.

**Davie1988** · 02-15-2009, 02:16 PM

hahaha. Try HGH with some Test and eat like you've never ate before.

**Drekkor** · 02-15-2009, 02:30 PM

Originally Posted by dr.a

I'm 21 and I've never had a girlfriend. I'm lonely. No one even notices me cuz of my tiny jaw.

You tried getting a boyfriend? Just sayin'....

**Keith Hackney** · 02-15-2009, 03:02 PM

http://chingym.info/chin_gymhome.html

You could waste some money and buy one of these.

**Steeltoe** · 02-15-2009, 04:06 PM

Originally Posted by blendedmetal

On the bright side, tiny jaws are great for sucking cock!

bout time someone made a blowjob joke, i was loosing faith in this thread

**gman1985** · 02-15-2009, 04:07 PM

inject GH in ur cawk

**Colawa** · 02-15-2009, 04:48 PM

weighted gum

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