Gym Names

**Gun Salute** · 03-12-2003, 09:32 PM

Hello fellow lifters.

My partner and I are looking at opening a new "old school" hardcore gym (remember them?) late summer this year, if all goes well.

ATM all looks sweet (real sweet actually), however I have one small dilema.

I'm not too sure what to name my gym. Here's where I need help from you all.

So what do you think is a good or appropriate name for a hardcore gym?

Please... remember that it's not one of these new-age fitness centre craps, where people are more interested with how pretty they look and what's the next hit video on the MTV channel that'll come on. It'll be an old-school hardcore gym which predominantly caters for the powerlifters and bodybuilders; AKA the serious lifter.

So go ahead and give me some ideas on a gym name. All suggestions will be seriously considered.

And if we do happen to go with someones suggestion from this thread, I'll be sure to give them a lifetime membership :0))

Thanking you all for your time.

**Null** · 03-12-2003, 09:34 PM

Stachatory Rape

**Tee** · 03-12-2003, 09:42 PM

Tee's Gym.

**AnthonyGoldsGym** · 03-12-2003, 09:42 PM

"Hardcorps" or "Hardcorp Gym"

(hardcore + a military/paramilitary type reference=good "just the basics" imagery)

**Tee** · 03-12-2003, 09:56 PM

Originally posted by Burnie
The Pit
Ironland
Plates 'r' Us

Haha.. Plates R Us

Good one, Burnie.

**Cerbinator** · 03-12-2003, 10:10 PM

The Cat's meow- (kidding, or AM I?)

The iron lizard--have a big lizard as the logo! Everyone likes lizards.

Lifter's haven

Anabolic Anomolies(or however u spell it)

Muscle hut

The gym for those who like lifting weights with a hardcore attitude. You could shorten that to "TGFTWLLWWAHA".

**BPP** · 03-12-2003, 10:46 PM

muscle hut

The Pit

The Badlands

**MartialArtist** · 03-12-2003, 10:57 PM

Jenny Craig
Bally Total Fitness

Oh wait, real gym names. I'm very bad with names, but what I would like to see in a name is something that scares bicep and chest people away. The Pit is nice.

**Marciano** · 03-12-2003, 11:15 PM

Gym 'n Juice

**Tee** · 03-13-2003, 12:43 AM

Looks like It'll be...

The Pit!

**Assassinator** · 03-13-2003, 02:03 AM

You want people to join ?

WELCOME TO :

PUSSIES PARADISE !

**redneck19** · 03-13-2003, 06:03 AM

Hammerheads

**EngineThatCould** · 03-13-2003, 06:11 AM

Ye Olde Sweat Shoppe

Actually, I like "The Pit" as mentioned before.

**redneck19** · 03-13-2003, 06:14 AM

Bi's and Tris

**EngineThatCould** · 03-13-2003, 06:17 AM

Originally posted by redneck19
Bi's and Tris

Joe, we are naming gyms here, not fetish bars.

**The Iron Lord** · 03-13-2003, 06:19 AM

Originally posted by Marciano
Gym 'n Juice

Nice!!

How 'bout "The Iron Palace?"

**chimponarope** · 03-13-2003, 06:51 AM

Theres an old church near me just begging to be made into a gym, so we figured the Temple of Pain or something.

Go for something either dirty sounding, or painful sounding and it should do the trick

**X-Tatic Process** · 03-13-2003, 08:30 AM

call it 'Strip Club'

Then u will be sure to get a hell of allot of members, lol

**rottie** · 03-13-2003, 09:03 AM

Poseurs

Cardio Monkeys INC

And my all time personal favorite if its a hard core lifting gym, I have always thought "The Foundry" would be a very cool name.

**Silent Jhay** · 03-13-2003, 09:13 AM

If you tell us what you want the gym to look like, what theme you'll have going on, we could come up with better names.

My first thoughts would be:
Indomitable Vigor

or

Adamantine Force

**Jud** · 03-13-2003, 09:15 AM

Power House Gym
Body House Gym
Bodies

**redneck19** · 03-13-2003, 09:28 AM

Originally posted by EngineThatCould
Joe, we are naming gyms here, not fetish bars.

LMAO.. sorry i get the two confused all the time

**phikappa** · 03-13-2003, 10:03 AM

The Stack Shack.
Forrest Grunt.
Top Guns.
Callus Palace.
Old Yellers.
Chalk Zone.
Meat Neck's.
The HIT Hut.
Knuckle Draggers.
The Cave.

???????

**AMDEZ** · 03-13-2003, 11:36 AM

The Fart Factory

**midian** · 03-13-2003, 11:46 AM

how about "your last name" gym

thegamecdr · 03-13-2003, 12:03 PM

I can't believe no one suggested 'The Dungeon' yet. It's short, simple, and sounds sweet: "I'm going to the dungeon, be back in an hour".

'Graceland' - I think a giant, ripped Elvis as a logo would be hilarious

'Mt. Olympus'

'The Graveyard' - if it's a 24 hour gym

'Hell's Haven'

hahaha My names suck

!

**BryanP** · 03-13-2003, 12:46 PM

Why not just name it "The Gym"???
Either that or I vote for "The Pit"

**BPP** · 03-13-2003, 12:53 PM

the cave as someone said was a good one

**bf6067** · 03-13-2003, 01:21 PM

Flex Appeal

Pump & Flex Gym

This Way to the Beach Gym

Pumping Iron

Lean and Mean Gym

Definition Gym

Big and Hard Gym

Get Bigger and Better Gym

Build 'em and Flaunt 'em Gym

Feel the Power Gym

**Marciano** · 03-13-2003, 01:29 PM

Originally posted by bigpoppaproppy
the cave as someone said was a good one

yeah, the cave would be good, the bears' cave would be awful.

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