Crocs: They look like **** and make your feet smell.

iansaltes · 04-01-2008, 12:26 AM

When I see people wearing Crocs, I know immediately that we have nothing in common, and that we could never be friends or have any meaningful kind of relationship. They come in every color imaginable yet look bad with every other article of clothing ever created. The only thing that goes with Crocs is social ostracism.

To their credit though, Crocs serve as an excellent idiot barometer; you can tell a lot about people wearing them.

When it comes to shoes, there are usally three deciding factors: quality, price, and style. Some shoes are cheap and stylish, but poor quality, while others are stylish and durable, but expensive. Crocs usually go for $30-$60, which doesn't sound like much for a shoe, until you consider that what you're really paying for are melted pellets squirted into a cast-iron mold in some province in China. Crocs have the rare combination of being expensive, poor quality, and ugly. It's quite a feat for one shoe to suck this bad.

People who wear Crocs go on and on about how comfortable they are, and how it's supposedly odor resistant because it's made out of some kind of anti-bacterial foam. Great point, dip****s! You know what else it's resistant to? You getting laid. Then as if the shoes weren't disgusting enough, Crocs introduced a product called "Crocs butter" that's supposed to restore that illustrious injection-molded sheen to those gaping holes they call shoes. www.maddox.xmssion.com

seoulseek80 · 04-01-2008, 12:28 AM

dont hate

mmmmmyst · 04-01-2008, 12:30 AM

oh hai maddox glad ur on the misc now

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=fashion

iansaltes · 04-01-2008, 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by mmmmmyst

oh hai maddox glad ur on the misc now

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=fashion

glad to be here

thanks hai!

Willith · 04-01-2008, 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by iansaltes

When I see people wearing Crocs, I know immediately that we have nothing in common, and that we could never be friends or have any meaningful kind of relationship. They come in every color imaginable yet look bad with every other article of clothing ever created. The only thing that goes with Crocs is social ostracism.

I laughed, because finally...someone said it. It needed to be said.

Now I'd like to see a thread about people who wear socks WITH sandals at the gym. Idiot barometer off the charts....

Blaze704 · 04-01-2008, 12:35 AM

hahahhahahaahhaahahah

Krunk Fu · 04-01-2008, 12:35 AM

Not really. Because I wear my Crocs to go to get food or beer at the stores. I don't wear them to class or the bars. But I could care less if someone judges me on what I wear to get a case of beer or lunch. You're probably more insecure.

and wtf is crocs butter? i got these sandals for like $15 LOL at you knowing all about them.

guym · 04-01-2008, 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Willith

I laughed, because finally...someone said it. It needed to be said.

Now I'd like to see a thread about people who wear socks WITH sandals at the gym. Idiot barometer off the charts....

Never seen one. Thought that was reserved for old men + hippies!

captain_marvel · 04-01-2008, 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by iansaltes

When I see people wearing Crocs, I know immediately that we have nothing in common, and that we could never be friends or have any meaningful kind of relationship. They come in every color imaginable yet look bad with every other article of clothing ever created. The only thing that goes with Crocs is social ostracism.

To their credit though, Crocs serve as an excellent idiot barometer; you can tell a lot about people wearing them.

When it comes to shoes, there are usally three deciding factors: quality, price, and style. Some shoes are cheap and stylish, but poor quality, while others are stylish and durable, but expensive. Crocs usually go for $30-$60, which doesn't sound like much for a shoe, until you consider that what you're really paying for are melted pellets squirted into a cast-iron mold in some province in China. Crocs have the rare combination of being expensive, poor quality, and ugly. It's quite a feat for one shoe to suck this bad.

People who wear Crocs go on and on about how comfortable they are, and how it's supposedly odor resistant because it's made out of some kind of anti-bacterial foam. Great point, dip****s! You know what else it's resistant to? You getting laid. Then as if the shoes weren't disgusting enough, Crocs introduced a product called "Crocs butter" that's supposed to restore that illustrious injection-molded sheen to those gaping holes they call shoes. www.maddox.xmssion.com

Doctors, Nurses, Top cooks and tons of other people that are smarter than you and get laid more than you wear crocs. Foot doctors recommend them for people with foot problems.

They're comfortable and cheap. I have a pair that I wear around the house and the beach/pool every once in awhile. There is nothing "gay" about that.

mmmmmyst · 04-01-2008, 12:39 AM

crocs are definately gay as **** and i think they are ugly as sin

(no neg, just my opinion just how in your opinion they are amazing)

al m · 04-01-2008, 12:41 AM

Twisted_Psyche · 04-01-2008, 01:05 AM

Wall St. agrees with Maddox

sHaDyOneDeath · 04-01-2008, 01:06 AM

I sell Crocs.

They're not meant to be stylish. They're just comfortable. I only wear them around the house and at work where its mandatory. And no, I will not pay for them, never have. That being said, quit fcken worrying about other people and projecting your insecurities out on everyone else.

Death From Above · 04-01-2008, 01:06 AM

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Originally Posted by captain_marvel

Doctors, Nurses, Top cooks and tons of other people that are smarter than you and get laid more than you wear crocs. Foot doctors recommend them for people with foot problems.

They're comfortable and cheap. I have a pair that I wear around the house and the beach/pool every once in awhile. There is nothing "gay" about that.

you are the dumbest piece of **** i have ever seen on bb.com