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04-10-2009, 11:34 AM #216Stickam: ronniecoleman22
"One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like an infantile retard." -Mike Tyson
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04-14-2009, 07:04 AM #224
I don't have a sister, and you don't know my mom. However, I DO know your wife is getting her "house shaken" by a large black man. She knows why they call him the "houseshaka". He's dipped his dark chocolate in her vanilla ice cream on many occasions. He knows how to satisfy her in ways you could only dream of. Him and her make the house "shaka" all day and night. Your wife refers to "houseshaka" as the "bedshaka". Etc... I could go on all day.
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Have fun knowing some guy's getting the job done in ways you couldn't imagine.Last edited by ign_fan_4life; 04-14-2009 at 07:16 AM.
I used to like Mitch Hedberg. I still do, but I used to too.
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, おまえ は も しんでいる。
"she wants a man, not a fan"
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04-15-2009, 12:57 PM #225
with what? a boatload of fail
you bumped the thread to say something witty and it blowed much like your mom... she gargles the cock with the best of them, i love pushing her **** in on that big ole ass. she rusty trombones me before she kisses you goodnight
don't dish it out if you can't take it *******
it's impossible to make me mad on the misc LOLreps for life
TOMaHULK
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04-15-2009, 07:27 PM #226
It has nothing to do with being able to dish it and not take it. There's a possibility this guy could actually be ****ing your wife when there's virtually no chance you've even met my mother. Your situation is much funnier than mine.I used to like Mitch Hedberg. I still do, but I used to too.
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, おまえ は も しんでいる。
"she wants a man, not a fan"
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04-16-2009, 05:22 AM #227
you failed again
why are you so concerned with attempting to **** on people? when
1. It doesn't work when you suck at it
2. I have met your mother and look who we got out of the deal, son.
3. Only ******* kiddies are worried about their wives/gf's cheating on them, if she does i get half of her **** and i'll find a 20 year old **** rabbit who will probably be YOUR girlfriend..don't be mad brah life's too short worry about yourself..cheers!
don't be so worried about getting the last word in and trying to save your e toughness..nobody cares it's an anonymous website lolLast edited by mophatthedamaja; 04-16-2009 at 05:27 AM.
reps for life
TOMaHULK
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- Join Date: Sep 2004
- Location: United Kingdom (Great Britain)
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The man's lifts are f**ked up, there was me thinking Sheepdogs 685 deadlift was good, this mofo is way up the next level.
His DL is more than my 3 compounds combined.
I feel like eating a 2000 calorie meal now"Honor is something that all men are born with. It cannot be taken from you nor can it be granted. It must only not be lost."
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