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03-10-2008, 12:30 AM
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Why do girls like 125lb skinny mother ****ing douchbags? (****ing serious)
So my girl just left me for this 125lb piece of **** who looks like a ****ing tree branch from distance. She called me abusive and controlling and she needed 'space' so she went to the movies with this guy. Being the pissed off self i am, i called up his girlfriend (yes he has a girlfriend) who i am friends with. so we meet up at dinner and ate dinner with her. I ask this bitch what she sees in him, and how he can possibly provide good sex with his girlish frame. She said he made her feel like she was the most important girl in the world and that hes got a great personality. I was going to spill the fact that this *** was out with my girl right now, but decided not to. so as we leave the restaurant i slap this girl on the ass and grab. She gets pissed off and basically my friendship with her is over as well. She calls her boyfriend and he gets ticked off, and wants to "kick my ass". yet im over 60lbs heavier than this ****ing tool and can stomp his face in anytime. Yes im mad. So im going to give this mother ****er a beating he won't ****ing forget. yes i will dump the bitch tomorrow as well.
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03-10-2008, 12:32 AM
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Bob Saccomanno
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Stop being a violent, abusive, controlling crybaby and maybe girls won't ditch you for 125 lb. douchebags.
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03-10-2008, 12:32 AM
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----don't be THAT guy----
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guy, you're 17, none of this **** matters.
not to say that you're not valid in being angry right now, but just know that none of this **** will matter to you in say, a year and a half.
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03-10-2008, 12:32 AM
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****en spot on
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03-10-2008, 12:33 AM
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03-10-2008, 12:33 AM
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Remember the future.
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u mad?
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03-10-2008, 12:33 AM
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He tried 2 brorape me,bro
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lmfao
the kid is more alpha then you despite you being bigger then him
Try not being such a clingy over obsessive beta
btw, it's women that like big men, not girls ... girls like ripped guys with six packs
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03-10-2008, 12:34 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by two choices
guy, you're 17, none of this **** matters.
not to say that you're not valid in being angry right now, but just know that none of this **** will matter to you in say, a year and a half.
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all of this **** matters to me at the moment. its 3 AM and im awaiting daylight to hit so i can drive up to this piece of ****.
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03-10-2008, 12:35 AM
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..We've Got A Situation..
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You will not ****in believe this but **** it.. So my girl just left me for this 125lb piece of **** who looks like a ****ing tree branch from distance. She called me abusive and controlling and she needed 'space' so she went to the movies with this guy. Being the pissed off self i am, i called up his girlfriend (yes he has a girlfriend) who i am friends with. so we meet up at dinner and ate dinner with her. I ask this bitch what she sees in him, and how he can possibly provide good sex with his girlish frame. She said he made her feel like she was the most important girl in the world and that hes got a great personality. I was going to spill the fact that this *** was out with my girl right now, but decided not to. so as we leave the restaurant i slap this girl on the ass and grab. She gets pissed off and basically my friendship with her is over as well. She calls her boyfriend and he gets ticked off, and wants to "kick my ass". yet im over 60lbs heavier than this ****ing tool and can stomp his face in anytime. Yes im mad. So im going to give this mother ****er a beating he won't ****ing forget. yes i will dump the bitch tomorrow as well.
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03-10-2008, 12:36 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NewEraBB
So my girl just left me for this 125lb piece of **** who looks like a ****ing tree branch from distance. She called me abusive and controlling and she needed 'space' so she went to the movies with this guy. Being the pissed off self i am, i called up his girlfriend (yes he has a girlfriend) who i am friends with. so we meet up at dinner and ate dinner with her. I ask this bitch what she sees in him, and how he can possibly provide good sex with his girlish frame. She said he made her feel like she was the most important girl in the world and that hes got a great personality. I was going to spill the fact that this *** was out with my girl right now, but decided not to. so as we leave the restaurant i slap this girl on the ass and grab. She gets pissed off and basically my friendship with her is over as well. She calls her boyfriend and he gets ticked off, and wants to "kick my ass". yet im over 60lbs heavier than this ****ing tool and can stomp his face in anytime. Yes im mad. So im going to give this mother ****er a beating he won't ****ing forget. yes i will dump the bitch tomorrow as well.
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03-10-2008, 12:36 AM
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I'm 20 now.
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Repost + cliffs + u mad?
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03-10-2008, 12:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Ke422azn
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sorry, i know how to pick up my own girls. and sure as hell don't need to read some dumbass sites to learn.
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03-10-2008, 12:37 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NewEraBB
all of this **** matters to me at the moment. its 3 AM and im awaiting daylight to hit so i can drive up to this piece of ****.
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thats like me fighting someone 5'5 and 120 lbs(basically a girl)
do you like beating up women?
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03-10-2008, 12:38 AM
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I recently had a similar experience! So my girl just left me for this 125lb piece of **** who looks like a ****ing tree branch from distance. She called me abusive and controlling and she needed 'space' so she went to the movies with this guy. Being the pissed off self i am, i called up his girlfriend (yes he has a girlfriend) who i am friends with. so we meet up at dinner and ate dinner with her. I ask this bitch what she sees in him, and how he can possibly provide good sex with his girlish frame. She said he made her feel like she was the most important girl in the world and that hes got a great personality. I was going to spill the fact that this *** was out with my girl right now, but decided not to. so as we leave the restaurant i slap this girl on the ass and grab. She gets pissed off and basically my friendship with her is over as well. She calls her boyfriend and he gets ticked off, and wants to "kick my ass". yet im over 60lbs heavier than this ****ing tool and can stomp his face in anytime. Yes im mad. So im going to give this mother ****er a beating he won't ****ing forget. yes i will dump the bitch tomorrow as well.
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03-10-2008, 12:38 AM
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lol.. u got ownd
hes probably gonna get double teamed by those girls now
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03-10-2008, 12:38 AM
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Spud of the SEA!!!
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Sorry dude, what can I say, she wants me.
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03-10-2008, 12:38 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MayhemMaker
lmfao
the kid is more alpha then you despite you being bigger then him
Try not being such a clingy over obsessive beta
btw, it's women that like big men, not girls ... girls like ripped guys with six packs
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the only alpha here is me when i drag him out of his ****ing house noon tomorrow beating the **** out of him.
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03-10-2008, 12:39 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NewEraBB
So my girl just left me for this 125lb piece of **** who looks like a ****ing tree branch from distance. She called me abusive and controlling and she needed 'space' so she went to the movies with this guy. Being the pissed off self i am, i called up his girlfriend (yes he has a girlfriend) who i am friends with. so we meet up at dinner and ate dinner with her. I ask this bitch what she sees in him, and how he can possibly provide good sex with his girlish frame. She said he made her feel like she was the most important girl in the world and that hes got a great personality. I was going to spill the fact that this *** was out with my girl right now, but decided not to. so as we leave the restaurant i slap this girl on the ass and grab. She gets pissed off and basically my friendship with her is over as well. She calls her boyfriend and he gets ticked off, and wants to "kick my ass". yet im over 60lbs heavier than this ****ing tool and can stomp his face in anytime. Yes im mad. So im going to give this mother ****er a beating he won't ****ing forget. yes i will dump the bitch tomorrow as well.
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Put him in a position where he either needs to start a fight with you or look like a bitch for not doing so. Win win.
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03-10-2008, 12:39 AM
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He tried 2 brorape me,bro
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NewEraBB
the only alpha here is me when i drag him out of his ****ing house noon tomorrow beating the **** out of him.
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vid it 
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Get into a good graduate school,
Turn pro MMA, (Amateur record 2 - 1)
Maintain decent mass,
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03-10-2008, 12:39 AM
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strong bench n' curls potential
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03-10-2008, 12:40 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NewEraBB
the only alpha here is me when i drag him out of his ****ing house noon tomorrow beating the **** out of him.
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again, you like beating up women?
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03-10-2008, 12:42 AM
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**** im pissed... what the **** man.
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03-10-2008, 12:43 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Heiber
have fun in jail getting buttraped by bubba while you 125lb friend is getting double teamed by his gf and your girl.
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strong homo.
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03-10-2008, 12:44 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mitsuomi
strong homo.
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lol yea 2 girls 1 guy 3 some
hows that homo
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03-10-2008, 12:44 AM
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nice im around 120 also.. girls come my way = )
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03-10-2008, 12:45 AM
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03-10-2008, 12:45 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Heiber
lol yea 2 girls 1 guy 3 some
hows that homo
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getting double teamed by the 125lb guy's GF and the OP's girl
sounds like they're gonna rape him with giant dildos
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03-10-2008, 12:46 AM
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He tried 2 brorape me,bro
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blue k7
nice im around 120 also.. girls come my way = )
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wtf?
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Throw everything with bad intentions.
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Get into a good graduate school,
Turn pro MMA, (Amateur record 2 - 1)
Maintain decent mass,
Disregard females, acquire currency.
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03-10-2008, 12:46 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mitsuomi
getting double teamed by the 125lb guy's GF and the OP's girl
sounds like they're gonna rape him with giant dildos
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lol, more like a dual bj or something
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03-10-2008, 12:47 AM
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jesus thinks youre a jerk
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Get over it.
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