How to score free food!!

[Hunterchilla]

Lets post some tips and advice how to score free food
because food always tastes better when its free. Although it can be sleezy...

Heres my tips -

Go to any bakery upon closing:

they bake everything fresh in the morning so you can always capitalize on the left over crossaints,donuts,muffins,bagels etc, Last month at 4 in the morning when Dunkin Donuts was re-stocking they gave us all their left overs, which ammounted to tons of donuts,muffins, and bagels. We ended up eating until we were sick, then having a donut fight in the middle of the street. Its hella fun hitting someone with a boston creme right in the face, or better yet a powdered donut.

The same can be applied for any Pizza shop

Check out movie trailors, you can usually walk in and start eating off their "food" table, usually you wont get caught but when you do its hella embarassing but who cares they have the budget.

Go to Starbucks and steel their sandwhiches... they will not catch you
and if they do they are not allowed to say anything to you. (its a rule, I used to work at starbucks)

Throw a party and get a company to promote it -
I havent gotten any food, but I knew a promoter from Monster energy drinks and he supplied my party with tons of free Monster Energy Drink.

Any other ways you guys know of feel free to post!!!! help the hungry!!

[superduck]

hmmm.

sorry to **** on your thread dude but i think most people that can afford internet can afford to pay for their own food.

cheap-ass.

[kensterz]

Drive-Thru

First off, drive-thru restaurants are just asking to be exploited. There are a few easy ways that anyone can easily do alone or with a few companions.

Run By

This requires two people, three to make it look better. One person is dropped off a building or two away from the restaurant with the drive-thru window while the driver and optional companion 2 go through the drive-thru. As the driver places his order, the friends dropped of should be making their way to the drive-thru window from behind. (The path where the cars drive up) The driver should pull up to the window and leave room for the “thief” to run through. The food is paid for and then the driver waits for their order. When the order is being handed to the driver, the thief needs to run through and grab the bag of food. The driver complains and optional companion 2 should jump out of the car and chase the thief. The driver waits for their new order afterwards. Next the driver gets the second order of food and goes to pick up the thief and optional companion 2.

Note

I suggest planning your drop off and pick up locations beforehand. Also, try to have two different locations.

Missing Food

Go to a drive-thru restaurant and order what you wish. When you have paid and received your food, smile to the worker and drive forward a bit. Stop near the exit and open your bag of food. Take out one item (i.e. – order of fries, burger, etc.) and store it somewhere in your car, or give it to your friend in the passenger seat. Now go back to the drive-thru window and complain that you were missing xxx (order of fries, burger, etc.) and it was part of your order. Show them your receipt. When you get your new food, give them a compliment and say that you have enjoyed eating there for xx years and you wouldn’t want to have to stop enjoying their food. Leave.

Fast Food

If you have to go inside

Missing Food

See “Missing Food” in Drive-Thru section.

Bad Food

Make an order and pay for it. When you go sit down, open your item and place some hair, egg shell, bug, etc. into it. Go back to the counter and complain.

Alternately you could remove the meat and bottom slice of bread from a burger or sandwich and complain you only got half your burger. This is a variation of the missing food technique.

Restaurant Scam

This scam requires 4 - 6 people to work best. One group of two and one group of: two, three, or four. For the example, I will use six people.

Picking The Restaurant

First, you're not going to be able to do this to some high class restaurant. The best type would be one where you order your food from a server, eat, then take your check to a cashier's station.

Arrival

You will need to divide yourselves in two groups, one of two and one of four. You need to be in the group of two.

Have the group of four go in the restaurant prior to your arrival and sit with a view of the exit and the cashier's station. The first group of four should order before you arrive. Cell phones are a help. When you arrive the first group should be getting their orders.

NOTE: You don't have to eat the orders.

The Scam

When the server comes for your desert order, say that you want to order six to-go plates for the table of four. Say they are your good friends and you owe them a meal and tell the server to put it on your bill. Wave to them and have them wave back. Order something for yourself too. The server will bring six expensive to-go plates in bags to the group of four. When you get your last order, the group of four needs to walk out the door with the six plates. If anyone asks about the bags, say that it was put on the bill of the group of two. Do the wave thing. Now the group of four is out with the six plates and all the group of two has to do is walk out quickly and meet up with the group of four. All together you had 12-14 plates all free and you have six to take home free.

Notes

When you order for the restaurant, order cheap. When you order the to-go make them expensive. Having two cars helps because the group of four can leave and go to the meet spot and not hang around the restaurant while the group of two waits to leave.

Milkshake Scam

I will discuss how to easily get two milkshakes for the price of one.

Materials

Empty cup (preferably clean but that is your decision)

Lots of napkins

Procedure

Enter your selected ice cream shop and order any milkshake you want in the same size of the empty cup you have waiting in your car with your friend. Pay for your milkshake, go out to your car and dump it into the other cup. Now stuff the cup from the ice cream shop with napkins about ? of the way then fill it the rest of the way with milkshake. Stick any straws and spoons back in the cup between all the napkins as well. Give the full milkshake to your friend and go back into the shop with the stuffed cup. Now complain to the worker about the taste of the milkshake, and how terrible it is. Show them the contents of the cup but keep it in your hand. Once you are sure you have a new milkshake coming, throw the napkin stuffed cup away in the trash bin. Get your new milkshake, go back to your car, and leave. Enjoy your milkshakes.

Notes

Make sure there is a trash bin in the customer area beforehand. This helps keep the worker from handling the stuffed cup.

This method also works for larger cups of ice cream.

If you happen to be doing this at a TCBY, an ice cream shop in the USA, there are certain displays for topped waffle cones. These displays have cones sitting out in them and can easily be taken for consumption. Keep a look out for these.

Free Drinks

This is a very simple scam. Go to a restaurant and ask for a large cup for water. If they can’t give you a large cup just get whatever size they offer. Go to the fountain and fill it up with whatever beverage you want.

Free Food

For this scam you will need spray chewing cum remover (the type that freezes the gum)

This is another very simple scam. Go to a burger restaurant in a food court with a friend and order the same items. You will need to order a burger each, at least.

Sit at a table far from the restaurant. Set out a few napkins on the table. Quickly unwrap your burgers and take off the meat, and other toppings you want, and put them onto your napkins. Take a handful of fries out of your order and set them on the napkins as well. Spray your fries with the chewing gum remover and shake them up a bit. Re-wrap up the buns and take them, and the fries, back to the restaurant. Raise your voice and begin complaining that your burgers have no meat and the fries are cold beyond enjoyable consumption. You will receive a new order. Take the order back to your table and put the other patties back on the new burgers and enjoy them with your fries.

[ArmbarTapout]

(no hobo)

[Brasmonky]

I usually print your threads and hand them to cashiers at wal mart instead of cash.

[Gavin77]

Bakery is always your best bet. Sometimes you can score from McDonlads if they are closing and they want to get rid of all there burgers

[Le Derek]

ask for large cup of water

go up to different guy

tell them you asked for (insert drink here) but only got water

free drink

[EveryDayLifter]

dude is dat ur job. to steal food?, anyway repped.

[Hunterchilla]

Ok so this past school year I was a club promoter for several different venues at South Beach. Ive met 6-8 promoters through just going out and talking and doing basically the same thing that they were doing. The Promoters job is to bring hot girls to the club, bar, or lounge, and in return the place makes money off of the guys buying those girls drinks, and paying covers to get in.

So basically if your a promoter you get comped on alcohol all night, usually they will set you up with a table and you will have a bottle service all night, ofcourse you and your friends dont have to wait or pay at the door and get in no problem.

Now im not you should become a promoter, but everysingle day of the week I know a promoter who is throwing something different, i just have to call him and tell him that I am coming, and he will comp me, I will drink for free all night, and have no problem getting in. At some lounges/clubs here in Miami they serve food aswell so you can even eat,drink, and get into the club for absolutely nothing all because you know the promoter.

Most guys walk to the door and say "OH im with him etc" that deosnt work, unless you actually are friends w/ the promoter and you know him. Make sure you go in w/ the promoter, follow him to his table and become good friends with him. Knowing several promoters can give you the ultimate connection anywhere at anytime. People look at you like a rockstar and you feel like 1, when your drinking 400 dollar bottles, and getting comped, and treated like a star all night all because your friends w/ the promoter.

Only catch is help the promoter out, bring a good ratio of girls to guys when you come to the club/lounge/bar

[MuscleManxx]

when the vending machine guy is changing the snacks/drinks ask him for one

[jordanmacdonald]

Instead of ordering food then coming back, just go to the drive through and say they forget something, they wont know that you didnt actually order anything before.

[kensterz]

If you're desperate for a one time meal, typical restaurants in decent neighborhoods usually don't expect it when you walk in, rush to the back, take all the sandwiches and stash them in a bag, and run out. By the time you're out of there, all the workers will be all phazed and be like "What the **** just happened? We got robbed?"

[Carpathia]

wait outside a starbucks and when Hunterchilla comes out with the food he stole, just beat his azz and take it from him

[ispy]

Ski mask an a glock!

*NOT SERIOUS*

[Rhino77]

Many times I've bought a couple of large pizzas from places at 11:00pm or so for like $5.00...They may be a couple of hours old but who gives a ****!

LOL at the stealing the Starbucks sandwiches

[-MaKaVeLi-]

wow im surprised your not fat

[jf1]

i got busted taking a case of heineken off a beer truck!
the driver was unloading but he had forgotten something and turned back around to the truck and there i was!
bummer!

[KaTaNa111]

blow sand in their eyes?

[OmniPotentTitan]

tthey have cameras at drive throughs

doubt they would chase you for 14.99 though

just sayin

[mangina]

this thread rocks my rocks

[njman]

in fastfood i used to just order a small cup but i was leaving i wouldnt throw the cup out, i just kept it and brought it next time i went.. and free drink

[penguin334]

Originally Posted by kensterz

Wordz lol!

This is called fraud, buddy.

[damian001]

Originally Posted by OmniPotentTitan

tthey have cameras at drive throughs

doubt they would chase you for 14.99 though

just sayin

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Originally Posted by kensterz

This requires two people, three to make it look better. One person is dropped off a building or two away from the restaurant with the drive-thru window while the driver and optional companion 2 go through the drive-thru.

[kensterz]

Originally Posted by damian001

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You ever seen The Boondock Saints the scene where he's dropped off the building with the toilet?

[captaincaveman]

Hold a sign saying "Will shag for food"

[jordanmacdonald]

Order pizza and have it delivered to a person who lives near you but not on the same street, when the delivery guy gets there just take the food and run through a back yard to get to your house.

[Wtf?]

Pick a place and go at night..the time it's slow and there usually aren't managers on. Make small talk and make friends with one of the workers there. Pick the guy who looks like he doesn't give a **** or some bored chick.

Pick the right person and tip them and you can get like 10 things for $2.

I used to do it for certain people when I worked at a drivethru. All the cashier has to do to make it look good or like a "mistake" is ring a couple cheap things up and you get a ton of stuff for a couple bucks.

[Kevintensity]

they can't catch you stealin if their all dead, just sayin.......

[Hunterchilla]

i eat free pretty much everyday since i hang out at University of Miami I sneak into their dining hall, sometimes i pack tuperware containers and fill dat **** withhhhhh madd chicken breasts and just walk ou

[Black_Spit]

Read 'Steal This Book' by Abbie Hoffman. It details how to get free food extensively, a whole chapter dedicated to it if I remember right. Written back in the 60's, but, still fun to read.

I think there is an e-book available for free if you google it.