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[humbled victim]

Shadow

Night stalker emerald eyes
Darkness is your clever guise

feared by those who scurry about
loved by me without a doubt

i lay vulnerable in bed
only safe when you touch my head

purring softly on my chest
i thank the heavens and gaze to the west

[Mises]

[humbled victim]

the picture should be relevant to the poetry sluuug

[oreogasm]

This was written for some guy who looks like a goose, exactly like a goose. I call tihs, Ode To Sebastian: Collected Gooseworks

When a goose must make due
With things unseen yet true
To flock away with his brew
The Goose, he loveth so true.
The Goose, who flocks his wings
To places few have been
Only to find, that love blinds ye

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Geeses to the left of me!
Geeses to the right of me!
Oh woe, such a vortex of feathers
An orgy of goose, so violent,
Yet strangely erotic.
Penetrating me
From every direction
How can something so wrong,
Feel so good
And then I understood
I was one with the goose

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Forty days and forty nights
The goose flew day and night
To find his mate, so dear to him
Her feathers, soft like a maidens breast.
Her beak, fraile and flimsy
Like his penis, seen by those beneth him
Which he uses so frequently.
But hey, after forty days and forty nights.
Wouldn't you?

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It was a thunderous night
The pond, flooded with rain
Geesy McGoose, her house the envy of all.
Was raped by the wind.
Her possesions and wealth
Blown to the four corners of the earth.
Geesy McGoose, her house was the envy of all.
And now, Geesy McGoose
Blows goose cock

[oreogasm]

I call this, Attack Of The Peaches.


Day 1, A peach fell from a grocery bag, onto the pavement.

Day 2, A dog snuffed, and gladly unirated on it.

Day 3, Ants (who incedently had been exposed to the near by nuclear power plant) began to next in the peach.

Day 4, Fungus, green glowing puss begins to settle in the peach.

Day 5, The peach grows three times its size.

Day 4, The peach is accidently rolled down the street, into the docks, and into the sea.

Day 5, The algea bloom in the sea begins to counter act with the chemicals in the peach.

Day 6, The peach begins to grow at an astonishing rate.

Day 7, The peach has grown enough to swallow a small house.

Day 8, Space aliens find the peach in the ocean, inject it with bio-greymatter and set it down in downtown.

Day 20, The peach, with a brainn, begins to consume all sentient beings (you included)

Day 1000, The peach begins to reproduce, spawning millions of peaches,hundreds of feet long.

Day 3000, The last human is squashed by a baby peach.

Day 3001, The peach is the dominant life form.

Day 3003, The peaches begins to think other things, besides eating.

Day 3200, The peaches, with the gift of thought, begin to build their own society.

Day 7538755354365 The peaches have sent a peach to the moon.

Day 7538755354369 First contact happens with the aliens (their creators).

Day 7538755354370 The peaches eat the aliens.

Day 7538755354371 The peaches are out of control

[Colin8]

A Tribute to Copy and Paste

I was told we had to turn in an essay for school,
So when I got home I went straight to Google
And in that text box I typed in "Germany"
And "effects of the Nazi Party".
On the screen popped up all the info I need,
So I did a dance with a shout of glee.
With a simple right-click and copy,
I now have all the info about Hitler and his posse.
For Microsoft Word to load it only takes a minute,
You'd think I would feel bad but I definitely didn't.
I right-click and paste it all to my paper,
And now my essay is done, gone, it's practically vapor.
I turned it in the very next day,
And my teachers gives it back marked with a big, fat A.