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06-22-2005, 02:12 PM
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BODYBUILDER / WARRIOR
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710
Subject: 710
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other, and another customer asked, What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."
The mechanic gave the blonde a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "is there a 710 on this car?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."
Here's what she pointed to:
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06-22-2005, 02:14 PM
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I Bleed Black and Gold
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There's trolls on this site that would do the same thing.
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06-22-2005, 02:14 PM
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-Submission Specialist-
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cute
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06-22-2005, 02:21 PM
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POWER!
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hahhaha i was like WTF until i saw the pic 
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06-22-2005, 02:24 PM
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Executive Culinary OG
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Originally Posted by The Conqueror
Subject: 710
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other, and another customer asked, What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."
The mechanic gave the blonde a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "is there a 710 on this car?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."
Here's what she pointed to:
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Did that really happen?
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06-22-2005, 02:27 PM
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Im just a bedroom gangsta
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Originally Posted by PhalC1
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no. I've read that joke several times in email forwards
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06-22-2005, 02:28 PM
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POSEIDON
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LMAO.... reps
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06-22-2005, 02:30 PM
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Killer Boots, Man!
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Hahaha.
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