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[Farley1324]

That's consistent with what I heard a day or two back. Big time divisional matchup, wild card implications every week now for them, and glass arm charlie ain't gonna cut it.

I'll prolly roll with AZ's D against IRunIntoGuysOnMyOwnTeamChez's Jets if so.

Rapelisberger is my starter in my other league. Rivers was drafted as the backup, but he's kinda been a flop. I picked up Colin kapwhatever from SF for last week, which worked well. Going forward, though...I'm hoping Rapelisberger comes back and is not limited too much.

[mjw8204]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alum#Cosmetic

"Alum may be used in depilatory waxes used for the removal of body hair, or applied to freshly waxed skin as a soothing agent."

It is time to stop running away from who you are.

[therorschach]

I performed a quick shave in the shower this morning. The mirror in my shower fogs up easily so most of the time I am shaving blind. This morning, I got into my car, looked in the rear view mirror, and noticed with horror that my side burns were not exactly level with each other. I drove to work and kept looking into all mirrors in my peripheral vision, much to the other drivers' dismays. When I arrived at work, I looked at the mirror again and realized the sunlight was providing an optical illusion and that my side burnsies, the hair that is located near my earholes, those things, I need to make some pasta tonight, are pretty much level and that my worries were unfounded. Thanks for the chat.

[kvk1]

"Alum may be used in depilatory waxes used for the removal of body hair, or applied to freshly waxed skin as a soothing agent."

It is time to stop running away from who you are.

I'd need a Humvee sized block of alum to remove all my body hair.

I seriously gave up on trying to meticulously manscape back in high school.

I just take care of the situation enough so that somebody who has the misfortune of seeing me naked will not run away at the sight.

[Hishiad]

I <3 You Medjen, let us not dwell on my slipup?






Yeah Moreno was/is my last gasp....I have to win out to even get in the losers tourney and can't take that fake money with me, so went for it. *shrug* Sucks I blew such a chunk on Hillman last week...but as Yahoo pointed out TAAB was one of 4 teams that scored enough to beat me.

[kvk1]

tom morello > turco morello > fantasy moreno

[mjw8204]

I <3 You Medjen, let us not dwell on my slipup?

Hint: Leave it alone. Don't make it awkward.

[therorschach]

*shrug* Sucks I blew such a chunk on Hillman last week...

You should probably cut back on the daiquiris, maybe pace yourself a bit.

[chazzy1864]

As pointed out, whore is a unisex term. Also, as it refers to an aspect of someone regarding their behavior/personality rather than the basis of their chromosomes, I have no issue. Sort of if you'd said "lawyer logic" or "stupid ******* logic"

My thoughts too, just double checking. I've use the term(s) to describe the actions/thought process of one particular female I've been dealing with a lot over the recent past. It seems to fit.

That's consistent with what I heard a day or two back. Big time divisional matchup, wild card implications every week now for them, and glass arm charlie ain't gonna cut it.

I'll prolly roll with AZ's D against IRunIntoGuysOnMyOwnTeamChez's Jets if so.

There are a few attractive defensive matchups this week. New England against Miami. Cincy vs San Diego (counting on Rivers to continually throwing picks). AZ vs NYJ.
Digging deep, possibly even Carolina vs the Chiefs (although with Cassel not starting, they aren't turning the ball over as much).

[Orlando1234977]

Rapelisberger is my starter in my other league. Rivers was drafted as the backup, but he's kinda been a flop. I picked up Colin kapwhatever from SF for last week, which worked well. Going forward, though...I'm hoping Rapelisberger comes back and is not limited too much.

Yeah but you're eliminated from contention.

[Engineer_Guy]

Digging deep, possibly even Carolina vs the Chiefs (although with Cassel not starting, they aren't turning the ball over as much).

That's not digging deep at all, any defense is a good play against KC.

[therorschach]

Rapelisberger

[adamdavidson47]

I'd need a Humvee sized block of alum to remove all my body hair.

I seriously gave up on trying to meticulously manscape back in high school.

I just take care of the situation enough so that somebody who has the misfortune of seeing me naked will not run away at the sight.

Why did you decide to buy alum? Razor burn? Srs. I get razor burn, and ingrown hairs on my face that swell up and hurt like crazy. I've tried a lot of "remedies" none of which work. I'm curious if this Alum works.

[ThickAsABrick]

That's not digging deep at all, any defense is a good play against KC.

This.

I picked up the Browns for week 14 for this very reason (and because Orlando dropped them and it will be fun to use them against him.)

[kvk1]

Why did you decide to buy alum? Razor burn? Srs. I get razor burn, and ingrown hairs on my face that swell up and hurt like crazy. I've tried a lot of "remedies" none of which work. I'm curious if this Alum works.

Yeah.

For razor burn on my neck.

Works well.

[ThickAsABrick]

tom morello > turco morello > fantasy moreno

+ chino

early 'tones stuff was big win

[Engineer_Guy]

This.

I picked up the Browns for week 14 for this very reason (and because Orlando dropped them and it will be fun to use them against him.)

I just picked up the Browns for week 14 in my league as well. I have been running with NE most of the season and they play Houston Week 14...

[therorschach]

+ chino

early 'tones stuff was big win

I was listening to Adrenaline recently and it was pleasantly ass banging.

[adamdavidson47]

Yeah.

For razor burn on my neck.

Works well.

Thanks, I will do more research.

[chazzy1864]

That's not digging deep at all, any defense is a good play against KC.

Not as much with Cassel not starting.

KC Total turnovers:
Fumbles Lost: 13
Interceptions thrown: 16
Total: 29

Cassel Turnovers:
Fumbles Lost: 7
Interceptions Thrown: 12
Total: 19

edit: this depends on how your team scores. Keeping points low, then any play against KC with either of their QBs. But if it values turnovers, then they aren't as valuable of a match up.

[therorschach]

Apple turnovers:
Fumbles Lost: 20
Interceptions thrown: 99
Mess made from using pastry as football: 346346346
Fun had: 1241245
Total: totally

[ThickAsABrick]

Not as much with Cassel not starting.

KC Total turnovers:
Fumbles Lost: 13
Interceptions thrown: 16
Total: 29

Cassel Turnovers:
Fumbles Lost: 7
Interceptions Thrown: 12
Total: 19

edit: this depends on how your team scores. Keeping points low, then any play against KC with either of their QBs. But if it values turnovers, then they aren't as valuable of a match up.

Quinn has started, what, 3 games? He has 5 TOs. KC has 47 pts total in their last 5 games. It's a good play no matter what your format is. Fwiw, in our rant league, KC is giving up the most pts to opposing defenses. For a while it was 3+ more on avg than any other team. Havent checked recently to see if that's changed, but I doubt it.

[Farley1324]

Yeah but you're eliminated from contention.

I will be 1st place in that league if I win this week.

As for this league...I'm gunning for 5th in the end

[Final_Rep]

The dags say hi Rant:



They don't like cameras

[Engineer_Guy]

Not as much with Cassel not starting.

KC Total turnovers:
Fumbles Lost: 13
Interceptions thrown: 16
Total: 29

Cassel Turnovers:
Fumbles Lost: 7
Interceptions Thrown: 12
Total: 19

edit: this depends on how your team scores. Keeping points low, then any play against KC with either of their QBs. But if it values turnovers, then they aren't as valuable of a match up.

I usually assume standard scoring when talking fantasy. Do you guys do something different for Def/ST?

KC is probably still a good match up for any defense/ST regardless of your league format though.

[PeterGibbons316]

I don't know why, but all of the sudden I have this strong urge to make some pasta tonight.

[PeterGibbons316]

Rivers was drafted as the backup, but he's kinda been a flop.

That's the understatement of the year. I picked up Rivers in all 3 leagues that I am in and the only reason I am going to make the playoffs in 1 of the 3 is because I picked up RGIII as a backup and have been starting him since week 4 or something.

[Orlando1234977]

That's not digging deep at all, any defense is a good play against KC.

This.

I picked up the Browns for week 14 for this very reason (and because Orlando dropped them and it will be fun to use them against him.)

I just picked up the Browns for week 14 in my league as well. I have been running with NE most of the season and they play Houston Week 14...

How bout that, I was once made scorn to pick up defenses in advance, now I turned it into the new hip "FAD"

I will be 1st place in that league if I win this week.

As for this league...I'm gunning for 5th in the end

Hoping for you to beat assto.

[kvk1]

Mitt's gonna be lunchin' with B-Dawg tomz at the Whizzle-H.

[therorschach]

Mitt's gonna be lunchin' with B-Dawg tomz at the Whizzle-H.

I hope they have a nice conversation over some beers, preferably beers.