How to dress to get looks but not the creepy older guy in the speedo look?

[IronCharles]

Affliction is definitely the way to go, also Ed Hardy and Tapout. Young chicks love a guy who has probably never been in a fight wearing a Tapout shirt. DO IT!

NSFW

For the record I don't care who ****s who. I've dated older. I've dated younger. I prefer women in my own age group for a number of reasons.

I just ****ing hate it when douchebags post off-topic **** in the O35 forum, especially when we have an off-topic area for this crap, and really I just hate fashion threads, even when they're posted in the right section.

[discdoggie]

Strong 1rd post.


Also:

yes and yes. Me thinks the gentleman doth protest too much.

[acrawlingchaos]

I just ****ing hate it when douchebags post off-topic **** in the O35 forum, especially when we have an off-topic area for this crap, and really I just hate fashion threads, even when they're posted in the right section.

It's cuzz you buy all your clothes from JCPenny... so not cool.

OP....wear your tank tops like this and you will get all the chicks! (why didnt I think of that?!)

[img]http://poorlydressed.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/fashion-fail-classic-tank-top-tank-bottom-basically-i-just-want-to-get-tanked1.jpg/img]

[PopeGregorius]

I was going to say this. When I was single last year, I dated girls in their 20s, 30s, and 40s. I ended up with a girlfriend who's 15 years younger than me. Some girls think older guys are creepy for hitting on them, but some think it's hot. You never know until you ask them out.

Good on you. I would estimate 90% of males only do a token amount of exercise or sport. If you are older with a good physique to attract the younger ladies then good luck to you.

[Karl_Hungus]

I just ****ing hate it when douchebags post off-topic **** in the O35 forum, especially when we have an off-topic area for this crap, and really I just hate fashion threads, even when they're posted in the right section.

Men should not be overly concerned with fashion. It is effeminate.

[acrawlingchaos]

Men ... concerned with fashion. It is effeminate.

I agree with this. I have sought out the inner b*tch and have embraced her with all the warmth and love she deserves.

Karl... what are you afraid of?

[GuyJin]

This thread of simultaneously full of win and full of fail.

One star...and I'm being generous.

For the record, if my clothes are clean and I look semi-decent, that's all I care about. I don't buy Affliction or Tap-Out--I've never even seen them in the shops here--and to me, the look is something I don't want and it doesn't fit my age group. If I were eighteen, maybe I'd think differently.

Fashion section, thataway-------------------------------------------------->

[RobRocks]

if you checkout my profile picture thats what i wear to the gym,I wear stuff like that to work as well.

[DSUP]

For the record, if my clothes are clean and I look semi-decent, that's all I care about.

I don't even care if they're clean. My wife throws my clothes away when I'm not looking just because of a few stains. If it weren't for the clearance rack at Target, I'd have nothing to wear.

[Karl_Hungus]

I don't even care if they're clean. My wife throws my clothes away when I'm not looking just because of a few stains. If it weren't for the clearance rack at Target, I'd have nothing to wear.

You and me both...lol.

[GuyJin]

I don't even care if they're clean. My wife throws my clothes away when I'm not looking just because of a few stains. If it weren't for the clearance rack at Target, I'd have nothing to wear.

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You would have to mention Target...

[IronCharles]

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You would have to mention Target...

Heavy penguins!

[pvsampson]

I buy my clothes from Salvation Army. Srs.

[MarkDL]

Be better than the GAP.

[PapaBunny]

OP, off the rack suits?

Might be time to get them tailored or pop a few extra bucks and get fitted suits...


Thats about all I can offer...I wear a baggy uniform all day and t-shirts and shorts all other times...The wife hates me so I dont have to impress her lol....

[stephanielynn76]

How'd I miss this gem of a thread!!?!

Oh and...

I get noticed more often too when wearing tighter clothes. Went out like this at the beach last year and got a hand job by some grenade under the bar.

hnnnnngggggg.

I usually dress like this when I'm cruisin' for da ladies. Chics dig it!

LMAO

[Bo_Flecks]

How'd I miss this gem of a thread!!?!

Dunno... but it's certainly full of "WTF?"...

[induced_drag]

Dunno... but it's certainly full of "WTF?"...

Like this: (Op try this look to get the chicks!)

[stephanielynn76]

Dunno... but it's certainly full of "WTF?"...

Case and point \/\/

Like this: (Op try this look to get the chicks!)

[Bo_Flecks]

Like this: (Op try this look to get the chicks!)

Who needs the tattered shirt to get the chicks? I just rip off my shirt in public every chance I get.

No shirt, and jeans... instant chick magnet.




Not srs...

Thread is still "WTF?"

[bustasinclair]

How'd I miss this gem of a thread!!?!

Oh and...


hnnnnngggggg.

I always see that ^^ and always wondered what it meant. From the urban dictionary:

hnng
1. the sound a person makes when they are trying to poop while constipated

2. the sound a person makes when they are trying to describe a strenuous situation, usually accompanied by/with some sort of body language (ie. facial expressions, hand movements)
oh now I'm scared *hnng* *flails arms*

These two were funny. So, it means you think someone is hawt, got it

[smee342]

i have to agree with Toby, on this a well tailor suit or dress shirt will make wonders to your body, even a bit out of shape, or not in shape yet like myself ! good luck myfriend !

[Karl_Hungus]

Karl... what are you afraid of?

Psychotic hatchet-wielding monkeys. They haunt my dreams.

[mslman71]

Psychotic hatchet-wielding monkeys. They haunt my dreams.

^x2.. Only Gibbons... ambidextrous ones at that.

[bodyhard]

I am going to try that the next time I hit up a club.

Like this: (Op try this look to get the chicks!)

[highiso]

I am going to try that the next time I hit up a club.

would pay for pics.

[bodyhard]

would pay for pics.

With my hairy self right now you would think I was wearing a wool sweater tank top!

[highiso]

With my hairy self right now you would think I was wearing a wool sweater tank top!

shave that hair tight to the shape of a tank and post for lulz!

[discdoggie]

Psychotic hatchet-wielding monkeys. They haunt my dreams.

In b4 Monkeyman.

[discdoggie]

I always see that ^^ and always wondered what it meant. From the urban dictionary:



These two were funny. So, it means you think someone is hawt, got it

Now I the one WTFing?


How do we get one is hot from the sounds one makes while struggling in vain to take a ****?????