Why is it so hard to get laid in college??(srs)

[evansanity]

Does it get easier like mid 20's and early 30's when girls just care about money not looks/status?

[homedogalex]

Toasting in a roll bread...



pls? For your sake


Or you're doing it wrong

Edit:
"Computer Science & Engineering Major

Internet explorer crew
Windows crew
Android crew
non-Mac Linux crew
Fiscal Conservative crew"


It all makes sense now

[keywest4life]

do you even party?

[devastatin]

Easiest time to get laid is in college and the bonus is you don't have to spend time or money.

[jjcoola]

[boutTreefiddy]

[lemonic]

Easiest time to get laid is in college and the bonus is you don't have to spend time or money.

this red speaks the truth.

[GetWheystead]

Get drunk, go out, come home with a girl... pretty simple brah

[gmenfan40]

Easiest time to get laid is in college and the bonus is you don't have to spend time or money.

This!

I have actually had chicks deny me to taking them on a date, but still wanted to fukk. Smuts everywhere...

[boutTreefiddy]

The worst part is that college is the perfect time to become aesthetic but yet to get laid often you need to party alot

[illestt]

There won't be a easier time to get laid OP.. so many High school sloots looking for dat dere penor srs/10...Not hard OP

[ckbe]

That's funny OP, because when i was 10 years old, sneaking into the woods with my buddies. What's that? Dan's got a measuring tape. Everyone gets in a circle, not a word is uttered yet we know what is about to happen. They unzip one by one, it's my turn soon. I begin to sweat, I don't want them to see my penis. The measuring tape gets passed from cock to cock like HeatherLynn and the jovial atmosphere begins to descend into fierce competition. I measure up and tears drip down my face in relief as my hairless rod edges past 3 inches. The others start to furiously masturbate, shutting their eyes and imagining the Marks and Spencer catalogue lingerie section. The stakes are being raised, we are going all in, except I'm hardly holding a pocket rocket. A musky stench descends on our group; young boys on the verge of manhood, in phallic combat. There can be only one winner. I feel my tool stiffening, the power in my hands. In one motion I snatch away the measuring tape and just as I hit my sexual zenith I measure up. 6.5 inches. It's huge, it's massive. The silence is defeaning; their eyes wide with disbelief at what they are witnessing. Among the group of boys in the woods that day, one of them was becoming a God. My penis glistening with sweat, I walked off without saying a word. No one spoke of what happened that day in the woods in the 18 years following, it merely faded into legend..

[evansanity]

do you even party?

yes I go to bars and clubs too. Sometimes I dance with girls but most attractives ones reject me and all the indian/arab chicks always have a bunch of indian/arab gusy around them. So it's either an ugly whale or nothing.

Easiest time to get laid is in college and the bonus is you don't have to spend time or money.

fuarkkk

if i become wealthy will it be easy?

[TheDrew88]

[evansanity]

Get drunk, go out, come home with a girl... pretty simple brah

yeah easy for you to say you're 200 lbs.

[OminousD27]

college is one of the easiest times to get a 3-way.

[etkillah]

You gotta be joking right? Unless you go to class and just sit there and never even try to talk to girls its to easy. Now a days 95% of girls will be down to fug on the first night you hang out with them, especially if your drinking/partying.

[Weader]

The worst part is that college is the perfect time to become aesthetic but yet to get laid often you need to party alot

You're doing it wrong then

[nervy]

if i become wealthy will it be easy?

judging by this thread and your posts this will never be happening.

[newtmiscer]

The worst part is that college is the perfect time to become aesthetic but yet to get laid often you need to party alot

do you even lift

[evansanity]

You gotta be joking right? Unless you go to class and just sit there and never even try to talk to girls its to easy. Now a days 95% of girls will be down to fug on the first night you hang out with them, especially if your drinking/partying.

See sig. You gotta be joking right?

[repsDTGdaily]

negged. sick of these 'why can't i get laid' bs threads

[LashGordon]

You're probably ugly. So no, it won't get easier, you'll still be ugly.

[evansanity]

judging by this thread and your posts this will never be happening.

what? why not?

[LegitAlpha]

Literally your entire sig just explains it perfectly

[evansanity]

negged. sick of these 'why can't i get laid' bs threads

age: 31
status: Doesn't know what its like

You're probably ugly. So no, it won't get easier, you'll still be ugly.

Thanks for a srs response. I;m kinda weird lookin.

[etkillah]

yes I go to bars and clubs too. Sometimes I dance with girls but most attractives ones reject me and all the indian/arab chicks always have a bunch of indian/arab gusy around them. So it's either an ugly whale or nothing.



fuarkkk

if i become wealthy will it be easy?

Brah your doing it wrong.jpeg. Most girls don't go to bars and clubs to get picked up on guys, they just go to tease/flirt/have fun with their girls etc. You gotta pick up the girls in your classes/work/random places outside of clubs/bars. Small kickbacks/house parties are good places too. Girls that go out to clubs/bars to have fun not to pay attention to one dude the whole night.

Gotta hit on them when they least expect it, not when 100 other guys are looking at them when there all dressed up and they think their the ****.

[nervy]

what? why not?

because you are 20 years old and sound like a dumbass and worry about nontrivial things in life.

[shoobey]

Literally your entire sig just explains it perfectly

I hate how people equate being smart/nerdy with not being able to get laid. If anything, a smart guy that can't even figure out how to get laid is not nearly as smart as he thinks.

[slicksnaps]

yeah easy for you to say you're 200 lbs.

so is this guy. no excuses *******.