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11-25-2010, 03:39 PM #31
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11-26-2010, 09:12 AM #32
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11-26-2010, 09:17 AM #33
A chair walked into a bar. He ordered a pint. The conversation went like this
Chair: Can I have a cold pint
Barman: Sorry, we dont serve your kind here
So the chair went home and trained for a year, putting on muscle mass and learned martial arts. A year later he went in with his year training. The conversation went like this
Chair: I'll have a cold pint please
Barman: Sorry, we dont serve your kind here
Chair: im a chair what you gonna do
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11-26-2010, 09:18 AM #34
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11-26-2010, 10:54 AM #35
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11-26-2010, 11:08 AM #36
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11-26-2010, 11:19 AM #37
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11-26-2010, 11:21 AM #38
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11-26-2010, 02:50 PM #39
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11-26-2010, 02:59 PM #40
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11-26-2010, 03:15 PM #41
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11-26-2010, 03:17 PM #42
A black guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. A white guy sitting at the bar notices him and says "hey, did you know there is an updraft between this building and the one next to it? If you jump off it will carry you back up." the black guy is incredulous and asks the white guy to show him. They go to the roof and the white guy hops off the roof, falls for a second, and then amazingly floats back up to the roof. The black guy can't believe it so he hops off the roof, but falls to his death.
The white guy returns to his spot in the bar. A few minutes later another black guy walks in and the white guy again tells the story about the updraft. They go to the roof, the white guy jumps and floats back up and then the black guy jumps to his death.
The white guy returns to the bar and drinks his beer until a 3rd black guy shows up. Again the white guy tells his story and they go up to the roof. White guy jumps, floats back up, and then the black guy jumps to his death. When the white guy returns to the bar he orders a beer. As the bartender sets the mug down he says "geez Superman, you sure don't like black people".
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11-26-2010, 03:19 PM #43
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11-26-2010, 03:23 PM #44
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11-26-2010, 03:24 PM #45
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11-26-2010, 03:25 PM #46
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11-26-2010, 03:27 PM #47
OK, my only 3 bb.com jokes
How do you know if your roomate's gay?
He gets a hardon when you're fukking him up the a$$
What do women and KFC have in common?
Once you're done with the breasts and thighs all you got left is a greasy box to throw your bone in
Whats the difference between a woman and a Fridge?
A fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out.
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11-26-2010, 03:34 PM #49
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11-26-2010, 03:49 PM #50
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11-26-2010, 03:50 PM #51
- Join Date: Sep 2008
- Location: United States
- Age: 36
- Posts: 9,696
- Rep Power: 4564
shiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeettttt
if my wife was cheating on me with a doctor but i ended up with a whole prescription pad as a result....
id be like shiiet IAINTEVENMAD!!!!!!!Looks like an apple,
Tastes like a grape.
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If you think i owe you reps for ANY reason just PM me and i'll take care of you, it just may not be immediate.
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11-26-2010, 03:52 PM #52
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11-26-2010, 03:56 PM #53
- Join Date: Feb 2005
- Location: California, United States
- Age: 43
- Posts: 15,516
- Rep Power: 21768
A man and his wife are eating dinner in an upscale restaurant when an attractive blond woman with huge boobs comes up to the husband and gives him a big open mouthed kiss. She winks at him and walks off.
His wife yells: Who the hell was that!
The man replies: That's my mistress
The wife replies: That's it, I can't take this, I want a divorce!
The man says: Well that's certainly an option, however just think, if we do get divorced there will be no more summers in Paris, no more Porsche in the garage, no more Christmas in Aspen, no more shopping spree's in Milan.
Just at that moment a mutual friend of theirs walks in with an attractive 22yr old brunette on his arm.
The wife asks: Who's that with Thomas?
The husband replies: Oh that's his mistress
The wife replies: Oh ours is much prettier and goes back to quietly eating her dinner.6'3" 247lbs
Lose = Be careful not to lose that.
Loose = The bolts are loose.
There = She is there now.
Their = They have their things.
They're = They're going to the mall.
To = They came to the house.
Too = That's too bad.
Two = 2.
Your = Your dinner is ready.
You're = If you're 150lbs you better have a 6 pack.
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11-26-2010, 04:12 PM #54
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11-26-2010, 04:16 PM #55
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11-26-2010, 04:17 PM #56
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11-26-2010, 04:22 PM #57
- Join Date: Aug 2010
- Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
- Age: 29
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A black and a mexican are in a car, who's driving?
The police
There are 4 people on the top of the highest mountain, an asian a mexican a black and a white. The asian man says "This is for my people" and jumps off. The mexican man says "This is for MY people" and jumps off. The black man says "This is for my people" grabs the white man, and throws him off the mountain
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11-26-2010, 04:23 PM #58
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11-26-2010, 04:41 PM #59
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11-26-2010, 04:42 PM #60
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