girl sharted herself last night. (srs)
i was at a small party about 20 of there and it was late. (bout 3am) Everyone had drank allot of alcohol and things were getting crazy. Anyway, there was this one girl who had had wayyy to much and she passed. Out i put her in the recovery position so she didn’t choke on her puke (yes i remember health and safety when pissed) she was pukeing all over then suddenly i smell something, real nasty smell i thought she must have farted or something so i got a few people to smell it. then it became very apparent that the girl had sh*t herself. The rest was a blur. Sorry no pics for you scat lovers. but WTF would you have done?
*CLIFFS* (for lazy plebs who don’t appreciate my epic story telling)
-go to party
-everyone drinks
-1 girl drinks to much
-she sharted herself
-bad times
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10-17-2009, 02:43 PM #1Banned
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girl sharted herself last night. (srs)
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10-17-2009, 02:45 PM #2Running Back
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10-17-2009, 02:48 PM #3buff again
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Real bad idea.
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10-17-2009, 02:50 PM #4Banned
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Hahahhahahahahahahhahahaa awareOriginally Posted by Bondons
and op
so i got a few people to smell it.
lol WTF?
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10-17-2009, 02:54 PM #5Sry babe no cardio
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Man, that's sexy.
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10-17-2009, 02:55 PM #6
wiped her ass obviously
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10-17-2009, 02:57 PM #7T1SF for short
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Put her on the curb. (srs)
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10-17-2009, 02:57 PM #8Registered User
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So did you PIITB
Eat Healthy, Exercise Daily, Die anyways
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10-17-2009, 02:59 PM #9Registered User
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recovery position=on side so dont puke + depends
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10-17-2009, 03:00 PM #10Registered User
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how bout next time you dont tell people to smell her assOriginally Posted by strac
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10-17-2009, 03:02 PM #11
"Got a few people to smell it".
Hahaha,that is epic! :LThink-Innovate-Move-Endure
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10-17-2009, 03:03 PM #12Registered User
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10-17-2009, 03:04 PM #13Banned
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Originally Posted by BigBKillingIt
Originally Posted by batman-42
no, no i didntOriginally Posted by thastartof
i thought it would be lulz worthy, dont judge me i was wasted!Originally Posted by Shadow1617
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10-17-2009, 03:52 PM #14negged.
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just when I'd lost faith in the teen misc I see this post.Originally Posted by batman-42
genius.There is only one principle of war and that's this. Hit the other fellow, as quickly as you can, as hard as you can, where it hurts him most, when he ain't lookin'.
reps back 500+
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10-17-2009, 03:54 PM #15Rep Power: 696969
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one guy in my dorm slept with this chick last night then woke up today to period blood all over his bed
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10-17-2009, 04:12 PM #16Registered User
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lel thats raunchy dude.Originally Posted by batmanman
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10-17-2009, 04:15 PM #17under construction
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I'd have got someone to help me carry her and let her sleep in the damn bath tub. Atleast she wont get too far and the mess would be contained, and when she woke up she could shower right then and there with clothes on...
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10-17-2009, 04:34 PM #18Registered User
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story timeOriginally Posted by baddog671
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10-17-2009, 04:35 PM #19Adrien Brody
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thisOriginally Posted by greins
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10-17-2009, 04:46 PM #20Banned
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i know a guy who was doing this girl up the but, and when he pulled out he not only pulled out his pen0r but a log of shat aswell lmao, but whats worse is hes black and the shat blended in with his pen0r and he thought it had grown. srs, story is srs
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gtfo...Originally Posted by strac
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I rep back 1k+ just state in CP
I owe: SezerTheGeezer(spread)
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10-17-2009, 04:55 PM #22Banned
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no uOriginally Posted by Genocide1
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10-17-2009, 05:52 PM #23Banned
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some girl here shiit herself too. she was drunk but fully aware she was doing it. girl just went from 7/10 to a 0/10.
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