What rustles your jimmies - Part II

[-Lucifer]

For most women I know Vin Diesel is the upper limit of size. They think guys like Evan Centaponi and Kai are too big and "nasty" looking. I think part of it is the amount of body fat the person carries. The same ladies that don't like body builders like Antoine Valiant's recent off season video.
I think it goes the same for women body builders. I could be wrong though.

This.

Most guys I know IRL say that Arnie is about as big as a bodybuilder should get. Ronnie Coleman, Kai and Jay are too big/hideous. In the same manner, when a woman gets too big, she stops looking like a woman and this will make them unattractive to most guys.

I posted this chart elsewhere, and it gives you a clear picture of what's acceptable and what is not (to the general population).

[cowboybiker]

Is it wrong that I'm glad that chart doesnt go past 50% ???

[tarheelblue0378]

Is it wrong that I'm glad that chart doesnt go past 50% ???

I'd like to see 90%. Imagine dem tits




what do you ladies think about frank mcgrath? Too big?

EDIT: pic of FM

[levijay]

I'd like to see 90%. Imagine dem tits




what do you ladies think about frank mcgrath? Too big?

EDIT: pic of FM

thats my ideal physique

[tarheelblue0378]

thats my ideal physique

x2. IDK if it can happen without some TRT, but I'm gonna try my damndest til doc will prescribe it to me. I've always been in awe of Franks balance between hyooge and aesthetic.

[Xinroth]

This.

I posted this chart elsewhere, and it gives you a clear picture of what's acceptable and what is not (to the general population).

Most women above 30% literally have fat rolls on the sides, cellulite, flab EVERYWHERE.

The pictures there are very, very complimenting.


Chart is messed up. That being said, anything below 25% is... Creamworthy?

[MikeNice81]

what do you ladies think about frank mcgrath? Too big?

EDIT: pic of FM

Asked the wife. "Not bad, but why does he want his veins popping out every where? It just looks, ewww."

edit too add

She says his traps are too big. He would look great if he was about 15 - 20 pounds smaller.

[MikeNice81]

Chart is messed up. That being said, anything below 25% is... Creamworthy?

For me, and most of the guys I hang out with, that middle row is the perfect "zone." That first 10% - 12% pic would be a "not even once." That is just too hard and masculine for many men's taste. It comes down to what a friend said once, "if I wanted to lay next to something as hard as a man, I would just date a man."

ETA:

Don't take that the wrong way. If that is your goal, have at it. I don't think any less of a woman for taking it that far. I just don't find it attractive. It doesn't make them disgusting, it just wouldn't be my cup of tea.

[penny0527]

I'd like to see 90%. Imagine dem tits




what do you ladies think about frank mcgrath? Too big?

EDIT: pic of FM

I'd hit that.

[PunkyCindy]

what do you ladies think about frank mcgrath? Too big?

EDIT: pic of FM

I'f only he had chest hair....but other than that I'd pour milk over him and have him for breakfast

[Hannah82]

Less veins, add chesthair. I like a man like a dirty hairy lumberjack.

[Nelly87]

How I feel at work sometimes....


I sometimes want them to....

[sy2502]

It's funny... when I've traveled to Europe and said "I'm black" I've gotten the "lolplznoyouaren't" quite a few times.... particularly from Egyptians and Moroccans.

I used to get really mad when people asked me if I was Latina and I'd answer no, I am Italian, and they'd say "oh well, you guys are related, right"? I am sorry, no offense to Latinos which are just fine, but how am I related to Asian people who came to America a few thousand years ago?

This.

Most guys I know IRL say that Arnie is about as big as a bodybuilder should get. Ronnie Coleman, Kai and Jay are too big/hideous. In the same manner, when a woman gets too big, she stops looking like a woman and this will make them unattractive to most guys.

I posted this chart elsewhere, and it gives you a clear picture of what's acceptable and what is not (to the general population).

Uh, so I guess my body fat is 20-22%. I had no idea.

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what do you ladies think about frank mcgrath?

Would smash.

[Hannah82]

How I feel at work sometimes....


I sometimes want them to....

This is me about 98% of the time.

[Hannah82]

My brother in law rustles my jimmies... want to smash his face off and I never hated anyone till I met him. Wouldn't be so bad if I didn't have to keep seeing him at every family get together.

[danap3681]

My brother in law rustles my jimmies... want to smash his face off and I never hated anyone till I met him. Wouldn't be so bad if I didn't have to keep seeing him at every family get together.

And the holidays are just around the corner Luckily my in laws are great...it is my side of the family that is the problem!!

[sy2502]

How I feel at work sometimes....

[Xinroth]

-Constipation is a great jimmy rustler.





-My kitten opening the bathroom door and sneaking in on me while constipated is a whole different level though.

[Wyomann]

My brother in law rustles my jimmies... want to smash his face off and I never hated anyone till I met him. Wouldn't be so bad if I didn't have to keep seeing him at every family get together.

Do tell if it's not inappropriate. Inquiring minds want to know why.

[Hannah82]

And the holidays are just around the corner Luckily my in laws are great...it is my side of the family that is the problem!!

Dang, don't remind me.... that mf-er better watch his back and what comes out of his mouth or it's gonna be on. Just to paint a quick picture... he cheated on his first wife, beat and choked the second, alcoholic, lives with his parents, and looks like Rasputin at age 35. Totally mental.

[Hannah82]

Do tell if it's not inappropriate. Inquiring minds want to know why.

Most recent argument we had. He has 1hr supervised visits with his child and we were at the pumpkin patch and his 2yo runs off to play on the playground fairly far away and he just sits there and doesn't move. I ask "are you going to go after your kid or let some stranger do it" (some ladies were starting to look for where dad was" he tells me "oh he's fine" I reply with "he's ****ing 2, you should probably go ever there in case he fall off or something" (by then there was a group of women looking for dad) he tells me "well he needs to learn". Finally some ladies manage to figure out who the boy belong to and he gets up and goes over and explains where we are but they weren't buying it and looked pissed at how long it took for a parent to show.

Pissed me OFFF. Learn what exactly? That your a piece of crap who wont be there to catch your son when he falls? Or be there period if you can't even be responsible for a 1 hr ferking visit! Boils my blood. And all the wile my ILs sat there with a nevous smile instead of telling their peice of crap son to get up off his arse. And they consider me a betch!

The only reason this happened was because baby mama went to the corndog stand and asked him to watch his son for a min.

[Wyomann]

I'f only he had chest hair....but other than that I'd pour milk over him and have him for breakfast

lollllllll

[Wyomann]

Most recent argument we had. He has 1hr supervised visits with his child and we were at the pumpkin patch and his 2yo runs off to play on the playground fairly far away and he just sits there and doesn't move. I ask "are you going to go after your kid or let some stranger do it" (some ladies were starting to look for where dad was" he tells me "oh he's fine" I reply with "he's ****ing 2, you should probably go ever there in case he fall off or something" (by then there was a group of women looking for dad) he tells me "well he needs to learn". Finally some ladies manage to figure out who the boy belong to and he gets up and goes over and explains where we are but they weren't buying it and looked pissed at how long it took for a parent to show.

Pissed me OFFF. Learn what exactly? That your a piece of crap who wont be there to catch your son when he falls? Or be there period if you can't even be responsible for a 1 hr ferking visit! Boils my blood. And all the wile my ILs sat there with a nevous smile instead of telling their peice of crap son to get up off his arse. And they consider me a betch!

The only reason this happened was because baby mama went to the corndog stand and asked him to watch his son for a min.

It's the corndogs fault.

Heh, that sucks. Other people's children is always a touchy subject.

[Hannah82]

It's the corndogs fault.

Heh, that sucks. Other people's children is always a touchy subject.

We're talking a distance of a FB field with hundreds of ppl.... not ok.

[RebeccaG]

what do you ladies think about frank mcgrath? Too big?

EDIT: pic of FM

Mmmmmmmm...

While I can definitely appreciate a Jay or a Ronnie, they just aren't my cup of tea. But Frank? Mmmmm I dunno why he's different he just is.

It's the corndogs fault.

Heh, that sucks. Other people's children is always a touchy subject.

This.

That does suck, Hannah. I've encountered so many shiity parents over the years. Makes me sad.

Dammit! Forgot today's jimmy rustler....though jimmies are laughing again.

Bought 2 Groupons for a car detailer. Appt was this morning. Dude upsold a SHIITON of extras. We wanted some of them but not all. Why the fuk do I want my tires and rims polished when we just got 3 feet of snow?

Long story short, smarmy detailer guy decides to argue with me over $150 (he would still be getting over $300) and was all "I'm doing you this huge favour that you didn't ask for so you better be grateful little lady." I told him I didn't want the services and if he didn't want to adjust the price, I'd leave and have my Groupons refunded. "Oh, you can't do that," he says.

Guess who's out $400+?

Guess who's UP $400+?

Dumbass douchebag.

[danap3681]

I'd like to see 90%. Imagine dem tits




what do you ladies think about frank mcgrath? Too big?

EDIT: pic of FM

How in the hell did I miss this??? I don't think he is too big! Definite eye candy right there. Would definitely have to rub that chest, those arms, that back, those shoulders, that...

[aristomeow]

People who play games.

People with fking stupid attitudes towards sex.

[Xinroth]

Wake up, check that POS site ******** and a picture of a girl that I stopped talking to turns from a 5/10 to a 8/10 within months pops up. Mindboggled and regret things.

y dis happen.

[penny0527]

Wake up, check that POS site ******** and a picture of a girl that I stopped talking to turns from a 5/10 to a 8/10 within months pops up. Mindboggled and regret things.

y dis happen.

To make you regret it. Duh.

[iCAMETOPLAY]

Female logic.