Seriously I know girls also let off gas and all but damn my girlfriend is a petite 5'0 hot blonde with big boobs. Well last night we made sexy time and I was just about to take her doggystyle and she let off the loudest fart ever, first time she has ever farted infront of me!! yuck!!. It smelt like rotten egg and I just lost my boner and had to open the window. She was nearly crying because she was so embarrased. Well this morning I called it off, said the relationship wasnt working out!!
Damn I can never look at that chick the same way now!!
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08-25-2010, 09:06 PM #1
Ewwww Girlfriend farted directly towards my face during sex, dumped her this morning!
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Dis be a troll thread.
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Brahs I'm not talking about a cute little fart, I'm talking about a nasty ass fart you'd expect from an obese man. If she doesn't even have the self control to hold her farts in when we're making love this early in the relationship, do you really think shes gonna have the self control to not cheat?
I'm not a troll. That kid has serious psychological issues. He tried to convince a forum full of teenage boys that he put his penis in his girlfriend's anus after he gags her and slaps her, but the reality of it is; he didn't nor has he ever. Plain and simple.
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I never fart in front of my gf, but sometimes I'm pounding away and I start to get the rumbles in my stomach. Im thinking, oh fack, no, I'm gonna rip a huge one when I get off. Well, I've never had that happen yet, but atleast twice I've fallen asleep directly on top of her after climax, and farted in my semi-unconscience state :S
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08-26-2010, 04:10 PM #29
This video is relevant. Now imagine getting farted on from a mere distance of inches. Would this turn you on? Didn't think so. (Actually, the man in the video and I share the same instinctual reaction immediately after she farted, watch closely):
Her hair is dyed in this photo but you can sort of see the blonde - and I promise you those are C-cup breasts to any doubters. (Which is big boobed in my opinion).
Update:
She came over earlier and said that if I was gonna be so childish about such a thing then she deserves to be with a real man. LOL!! Ironic because I deserve to be with a real woman who doesn't fart ass particles across my bedroom.
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