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**arian11** · 06-03-2011, 10:19 AM

Originally Posted by tential

Obviously don't send her pastas....

On a side note, why is it always fat girls brag/talk about how much dick they get? It's so irritating. I hate how they are purposely slutty to make up for the fact that no one would want them.

They have to talk about it to make people think that guys want to be with them and there is something about them worthy of banging. Every guy knows a hot girl gets action, so she doesn't need to announce it. Alot of times they downplay how many guys they've been with to seem less slutty for the good looking guy they like.

**FilledSlim** · 06-03-2011, 10:23 AM

Not gonna lie. I'm asian and while I've -never- measured, cared, nor been commented on my penis size, I refuse to pork a whale because I've always had the asian stereotypes going in my head and I'm scared their fat will block my penis, creating by far the most awkward situation imaginable. Plus I have standards.

Very srs.

**ErikG803** · 06-03-2011, 10:25 AM

I finally gave out my real number to one of these bishes, that WoW girl. Nothing too bad so far but she already feels like stage 2 in the clingy process and it's been 9 hours, dis cud get messy.

**ErikG803** · 06-03-2011, 10:27 AM

Also, this one bish is all over my Zyzz troll. She callls herself a vampire, wears a bunch of weird masks in her pictures and has started to refer to her house as her "lair"

wat

**arian11** · 06-03-2011, 10:29 AM

I hate how OkCupid finds "matches" for you and some of them are pretty hot. But then you click on their profile and it says they haven't logged in since 2008. Great work there match making system.

**FilledSlim** · 06-03-2011, 10:31 AM

Originally Posted by arian11

I hate how OkCupid finds "matches" for you and some of them are pretty hot. But then you click on their profile and it says they haven't logged in since 2008. Great work there match making system.

Yeah I message these a lot on accident. It's quite annoying, especially since pretty much all of them have been a cut above most of the site.

I also find it that "Seeing Someone" status's always have Replies Often (green) and sometimes Haven't been contacted in over a week. No one wants to waste time on these bishes apparently.

**BoilerUpIndy** · 06-03-2011, 10:32 AM

Originally Posted by arian11

I hate how OkCupid finds "matches" for you and some of them are pretty hot. But then you click on their profile and it says they haven't logged in since 2008. Great work there match making system.

happens every fukking time. Obviously I'm 2 years late or something. I'm always tempted to just "hide" their profiles so they stop showing up, but you never know whether they may decide to come back online and start looking again (at least the ones who may not have been online for a few months).

**Sithbrah** · 06-03-2011, 10:43 AM

Originally Posted by BoilerUpIndy

happens every fukking time. Obviously I'm 2 years late or something. I'm always tempted to just "hide" their profiles so they stop showing up, but you never know whether they may decide to come back online and start looking again (at least the ones who may not have been online for a few months).

Strong hope is strong, with this one..

**tential** · 06-03-2011, 10:45 AM

Originally Posted by FilledSlim

Yeah I message these a lot on accident. It's quite annoying, especially since pretty much all of them have been a cut above most of the site.

I also find it that "Seeing Someone" status's always have Replies Often (green) and sometimes Haven't been contacted in over a week. No one wants to waste time on these bishes apparently.

I feel like a lot of girls that are "seeing" someone but still are on there "looking for friends" are going to cheat. Seriously? You need the internet to find friends? Rofl these girls are looking for backup dick incase shiit goes wrong IMO we should be YBDing these girls.

Originally Posted by arian

They have to talk about it to make people think that guys want to be with them and there is something about them worthy of banging. Every guy knows a hot girl gets action, so she doesn't need to announce it. Alot of times they downplay how many guys they've been with to seem less slutty for the good looking guy they like.

It's just so irritating. They make it seem like it's an accomplishment! GREAT, even a phucking whale can go into a bar and say "WHO WANTS TO PHUCK ME!" and some dude will do it. Guys, even 8/10+ dudes, can't do that.

**StinaSaurus** · 06-03-2011, 10:51 AM

Originally Posted by tential

Obviously don't send her pastas....

On a side note, why is it always fat girls brag/talk about how much dick they get? It's so irritating. I hate how they are purposely slutty to make up for the fact that no one would want them.

Originally Posted by arian11

They have to talk about it to make people think that guys want to be with them and there is something about them worthy of banging. Every guy knows a hot girl gets action, so she doesn't need to announce it. Alot of times they downplay how many guys they've been with to seem less slutty for the good looking guy they like.

Half true. Some girls brag for attention, but I guarantee that the majority of girls do it because it makes them feel wanted, hence better about themselves. Srs. Beentheredonethat.jpg

**arian11** · 06-03-2011, 10:52 AM

Mmmm, strong body to head ratio.

**arian11** · 06-03-2011, 11:02 AM

This cute girl messaged my troll account awhile back and I was interestd. So I messaged her from my real account, got a couple responses but then the convo went dead with me being the last to talk. But with my troll account we moved the convo from pof, to email, got some more pics of her, and then she gave me her number. Been messaging her from my google voice account. I decided to tell her that "my friend" messaged her and she didn't seem interested. She wants to know who so she can tell me why. So I think I'm gonna tell her that my real account is "my friend" so she can say what I did wrong. Should be interesting to see if it was something I said, or something in my about me, or just solely looks.

**TampaDMBfan** · 06-03-2011, 11:29 AM

http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprof...le_id=25681509

Trolled, got nudes, fapped, feel sick

**TampaDMBfan** · 06-03-2011, 11:33 AM

Just send this to a few girls for lolz:

"Hey just wanted to let you know, I saw another profile using your pictures, i'm pretty sure it's not you, but i guess it could be :shrug. anyways the profile says you just got tested for herpes and came back positive.. ya and it says a warning for any guys you've been with to be tested. Just wanted to give you a heads up, as it seems someone is out to get you...maybe an ex or something?"

**StinaSaurus** · 06-03-2011, 11:35 AM

Originally Posted by TampaDMBfan

http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprof...le_id=25681509

Trolled, got nudes, fapped, feel sick

WTF dude, she looks like a freaking bucktoothed penguin.

**TampaDMBfan** · 06-03-2011, 11:41 AM

Originally Posted by StinaSaurus

WTF dude, she looks like a freaking bucktoothed penguin.

I know, I know. I feel ashamed.

**GaDoomZ** · 06-03-2011, 11:47 AM

Originally Posted by TampaDMBfan

http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprof...le_id=25681509

Trolled, got nudes, fapped, feel sick

**ErikG803** · 06-03-2011, 11:50 AM

Originally Posted by TampaDMBfan

http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprof...le_id=25681509

Trolled, got nudes, fapped, feel sick

I know that feel bro. It's weird how it works when you're fapping with sh!t like that. At a certain point you're like "I guess this isn't so bad", then the INSTANT you're done it's ohgodwhathaveIdone.jpg

**StinaSaurus** · 06-03-2011, 11:56 AM

Originally Posted by TampaDMBfan

I know, I know. I feel ashamed.

As you should be. Porn > ugly bishes. C'mon dude, use your head.

**TampaDMBfan** · 06-03-2011, 12:17 PM

Originally Posted by TampaDMBfan

Just send this to a few girls for lolz:

"Hey just wanted to let you know, I saw another profile using your pictures, i'm pretty sure it's not you, but i guess it could be :shrug. anyways the profile says you just got tested for herpes and came back positive.. ya and it says a warning for any guys you've been with to be tested. Just wanted to give you a heads up, as it seems someone is out to get you...maybe an ex or something?"

All 5 of the bishs i sent this to replied. Now time to work it into some digits..

**BoilerUpIndy** · 06-03-2011, 12:20 PM

Originally Posted by TampaDMBfan

All 5 of the bishs i sent this to replied. Now time to work it into some digits..

What were their replies and how do you follow up to them? I want to send out a couple as well.

**TampaDMBfan** · 06-03-2011, 12:23 PM

Originally Posted by BoilerUpIndy

What were their replies and how do you follow up to them? I want to send out a couple as well.

HER: WTF...are you serious!? if so do you have a link for the profile??

ME: lol ya, I saw it last night and remembered the pics when I saw yours. Thought it was kindof weird, cus who makes a profile like that! I don't have a link, but i'll keep an eye out for it.. lol did u piss someone off on here or something?!

HER: not that i know of!? i know a guy i dated back in michigan is on here and he had a history of starting crap with girls he's dated (hense the reason i no longer talk to or date him)...but even with him i never "pissed" him off!?

ME: I'm gonna use my amazing sleuth skills and see if i can find it again. Oh I'm Nick btw

HER: I'm Megan. i gotta go shower real quick but i'll be back in like 15mins!

Not sure if it will turn into anything, but I at least got her attention.

**BoilerUpIndy** · 06-03-2011, 12:24 PM

^^^ well played. I may just do the exact same thing

**TampaDMBfan** · 06-03-2011, 12:27 PM

Originally Posted by BoilerUpIndy

^^^ well played. I may just do the exact same thing

Ya it's worth a shot, I did it at first just to troll but then thought hmmm I may be onto something here..

**DamnMaserati** · 06-03-2011, 12:31 PM

Been sending messages from this thread out for the past hour or so. No replies on POF, but got a reply on OKC. Not checking out datehookups.

**ErikG803** · 06-03-2011, 12:32 PM

Originally Posted by TampaDMBfan

HER: WTF...are you serious!? if so do you have a link for the profile??

ME: lol ya, I saw it last night and remembered the pics when I saw yours. Thought it was kindof weird, cus who makes a profile like that! I don't have a link, but i'll keep an eye out for it.. lol did u piss someone off on here or something?!

HER: not that i know of!? i know a guy i dated back in michigan is on here and he had a history of starting crap with girls he's dated (hense the reason i no longer talk to or date him)...but even with him i never "pissed" him off!?

ME: I'm gonna use my amazing sleuth skills and see if i can find it again. Oh I'm Nick btw

HER: I'm Megan. i gotta go shower real quick but i'll be back in like 15mins!

Not sure if it will turn into anything, but I at least got her attention.

Genius. Trying this

**tential** · 06-03-2011, 12:38 PM

Originally Posted by StinaSaurus

Half true. Some girls brag for attention, but I guarantee that the majority of girls do it because it makes them feel wanted, hence better about themselves. Srs. Beentheredonethat.jpg

Ya a friend of mine did that constantly. She now wants me but I know full well that she's most likely still getting phucked any night she goes out. Girls like that got issues that I don't want (And diseases).

**arian11** · 06-03-2011, 12:38 PM

Originally Posted by TampaDMBfan

Just send this to a few girls for lolz:

"Hey just wanted to let you know, I saw another profile using your pictures, i'm pretty sure it's not you, but i guess it could be :shrug. anyways the profile says you just got tested for herpes and came back positive.. ya and it says a warning for any guys you've been with to be tested. Just wanted to give you a heads up, as it seems someone is out to get you...maybe an ex or something?"

I feel like eventually you'd have to say you were lying because she would be so focused on u find the other account. She'd say to check your history and do an advanced search with whatever info you remember from the profile. Or maybe I'm giving girls too much credit, lol.

**BoilerUpIndy** · 06-03-2011, 12:43 PM

Originally Posted by arian11

I feel like eventually you'd have to say you were lying because she would be so focused on u find the other account. She'd say to check your history and do an advanced search with whatever info you remember from the profile. Or maybe I'm giving girls too much credit, lol.

Yeah at some point you would have to say it is a joke or make a good transition into a new topic, but who knows how she would react.

In for updates from TampaDMB with this copy pasta.

**TampaDMBfan** · 06-03-2011, 12:48 PM

Will update if I'm able to convert any.
Feeling super lazy today.
Sending out "Hey do u blaze?" to chicks i think might smoke
I'm a stoner so not really lookin for a chick who doesnt blaze.

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