RANT: The Clone Wars

[chazzy1864]

ain't nobody got time for that

let's just leave it at we beat it

+ as you continually play you level up. Like 33 levels or some sh*t. You unlock other weapons and what not. To include the sh*tty freeze turret that never gets used, except by numbnuts such as Mike.

[kvk1]

He said Mike, goober.

[Miketoc]

Mike was the medic, not kvk.


Hope this helps.

Perhaps you should read who he's quoting before responding.

Hope this helps.

[Miketoc]

Also, there's only 6 medics (give or take) on the planet who could have kept three infested people alive at the same time with only one med gun. I should be awarded a medal.

[ThickAsABrick]

SR-71 flyby on way back.

I've been meaning to drop this off for a while. Must read. Lol about splits. http://articles.elitefts.com/trainin...eat-and-train/

Lenco posted that a few days back. Good stuff. The latest rationale for why body part splits are only for people on sterons is because teh proteen synthesisszorz completely stops after 48 hrs. Anyone disagreeing is a broscientist.

[theshoupguy]

Back when I was actually good, a buddy and I would duo the entire thing on Hard, usually never dying unless something went severely awry.

What else did you two "duo on Hard"?

[kvk1]

I have neither the time nor the inclination to waste around with games that give you unlockable goodies AFTER you beat the main campaign.

Homeboy, I got 150+ titles waiting to be played in my Library with more constantly being added.

You think I'm gonna loaf around with the same repetitive campaign again just to try out the new Lazerbumfuck3000?

Give me those unlockables AS the campaign is progressing. As an incentive/aid to beat the game.

[theshoupguy]

Also, there's only 6 medics (give or take) on the planet who could have kept three infested people alive at the same time with only one med gun. I should be awarded a medal.

The three of us were never infested at the same time, ya nardbucket.

[chazzy1864]

He said Mike, goober.

Perhaps you should read who he's quoting before responding.

Hope this helps.

Whoops, my bad.

Also, there's only 6 medics (give or take) on the planet who could have kept three infested people alive at the same time with only one med gun. I should be awarded a medal.

I would've let kvk die, true story. Just focusing on you and shoup, although when he dies and more face huggers burst from him, it would suck too.

What else did you two "duo on Hard"?

I'll show you tonight. Giggity.

[ThickAsABrick]

It's ok, we don't have to talk about lifting.

[kvk1]

I would've let kvk die, true story. Just focusing on you and shoup, although when he dies and more face huggers burst from him, it would suck too.

Wow.

I'll remember that next time you beg me to join an inane game of yours since nobody else wants to play.

Mike was nothing short of heroic in being the medic that day.

I'm not even joking. I haven't seen that level of healing since the 1986 movie about Mother Teresa.

[theshoupguy]

It's ok, we don't have to talk about lifting.

I did a few beer bottle curls this morning.
One Founders Dirty Bastard, one Leviathan IPA, one blackberry thing.
Had some garlic & parmesan chicken wings as a post-workout meal.

Feelin' swole.

[ThickAsABrick]

I did a few beer bottle curls this morning.
One Founders Dirty Bastard, one Leviathan IPA, one blackberry thing.
Had some garlic & parmesan chicken wings as a post-workout meal.

Feelin' swole.

strong bulk, brah

[Tyrbolift]

I did a few beer bottle curls this morning.
One Founders Dirty Bastard, one Leviathan IPA, one blackberry thing.
Had some garlic & parmesan chicken wings as a post-workout meal.

Feelin' swole.

Were you curling beer bottles in the wine rack?

[theshoupguy]

strong bulk, brah

Thanks brah. It's still technically winter after all. Gotta stay warm down here.

Were you curling beer bottles in the wine rack?

A wine rack... a wine rack? I don't even own *a* bottle of wine, let alone many bottles of wine that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a wine rack?

[chazzy1864]

Wow.

I'll remember that next time you beg me to join an inane game of yours since nobody else wants to play.

Mike was nothing short of heroic in being the medic that day.

I'm not even joking. I haven't seen that level of healing since the 1986 movie about Mother Teresa.

Just saying, in an instance of 3 people infested. One being the hacker who had to live to complete the mission and another being the medic. As the medic, I'd focus on keeping the hacker adn myself alive so the mission can complete.

Doesn't matter if 3 out of 4 players die, if one person lives, the mission is one.

[Tyrbolift]

I'd like to officially announce that this thing called "Harlem Shuffle" is about played out.

Time for all the parrots and wannabe attention whores to find the next thing that they think is hip and do it in front of crowds and on the intrawebz.

[kvk1]

Just saying, in an instance of 3 people infested. One being the hacker who had to live to complete the mission and another being the medic. As the medic, I'd focus on keeping the hacker adn myself alive so the mission can complete.

Doesn't matter if 3 out of 4 players die, if one person lives, the mission is one.

Irrelevant. I'm sure Mike knew that. But it's called being honorable, leaving no man behind. Doucherack.

Also, that was my first play through, I still don't know what the hell really happened, and I could've done without this over the chat in the middle of battle:

GO LEFT. GO LEFT. LEAVE THOSE ALIENS ALONE. *haughty tone* or, you know. you could just go left anyway and die. *haughty tone*

You passive-agressive twatsicle.

[theshoupguy]

Doesn't matter if 3 out of 4 players die, if one person lives, the mission is one.

But what if the mission is two?

Irrelevant. I'm sure Mike knew that. But it's called being honorable, leaving no man behind. Doucherack.

Also, that was my first play through, I still don't know what the hell really happened, and I could've done without this over the chat in the middle of battle:

GO LEFT. GO LEFT. LEAVE THOSE ALIENS ALONE. *haughty tone* or, you know. you could just go left anyway and die. *haughty tone*

You passive-agressive twatsicle.

He said go down. I said go down. No going left!

[chazzy1864]

I was saying don't go left.

[kvk1]

Also, I take umbrage with the insinuation that I was expendable.

I killed my share of aliens and took the heat off other people.

[Hishiad]

A wine rack... a wine rack? I don't even own *a* bottle of wine, let alone many bottles of wine that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a wine rack?

Curl beer bottles in it, hth.

[strongforgood]

The Americans is bonerific.

Just saw the first episode, and loved it!

[theshoupguy]

This whole conversation is lols.

[Tyrbolift]

What else did you two "duo on Hard"?

But what if the mission is two?

He said go down. I said go down. No going left!

ghey

[VoxExMachina]

I'd like to officially announce that this thing called "Harlem Shuffle" is about played out.

Time for all the parrots and wannabe attention whores to find the next thing that they think is hip and do it in front of crowds and on the intrawebz.

I suggest the new trend should be "Bewbs Jiggle".

[chazzy1864]

Also, I take umbrage with the insinuation that I was expendable.

I killed my share of aliens and took the heat off other people.

When I said let "you" die, it was more in general. I told Mike at one point to let me die. After my 2nd infestation in a row, I was merely draining the medic gun and my character was not a necessity. Shoup's character is the only one that had to make it to the end. All others are... expendable.

Now, if you were a hacker as well, then you could've made it so ol' Shoupster could've been expendable at the same time.

[theshoupguy]

I'd like to officially announce that this thing called "Harlem Shuffle" is about played out.

Time for all the parrots and wannabe attention whores to find the next thing that they think is hip and do it in front of crowds and on the intrawebz.

COLO
TERO RITAH AH AH AH AH
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[strongforgood]

ghey

Universal theme of the rant.

[Hishiad]

When I said let "you" die, it was more in general. I told Mike at one point to let me die. After my 2nd infestation in a row, I was merely draining the medic gun and my character was not a necessity. Shoup's character is the only one that had to make it to the end. All others are... expendable.

Now, if you were a hacker as well, then you could've made it so ol' Shoupster could've been expendable at the same time.

Going a little Over the Top there Stallone...