proceed to post lines like "i would drag my balls over a hundred miles of rust nails to smell her panties"
the crazier the better!
Food for thought
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- Join Date: Mar 2010
- Location: Compton, Arizona, Zimbabwe
- Age: 29
- Posts: 12,088
- Rep Power: 24798
I would drag my balls through a mile of monkey sh!t and shark teeth and then smash them with a hammer and cut them off with a battleaxe to be a dog's chew toy to glance at her sister's cousin's uncle's friend who gave $20 to a hobo that spent it on booze from circle k from a clerk who may have seen her in a crowded bank
*smear my load all over my face crew*
*successfully masturbates under the cape while getting a haircut crew*
*sits in the car and cries so cat thinks i have a life crew*
*orders pizza with a soundboard crew*
*orders pizza and lowers money in bucket with rope from 2nd floor crew*
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09-26-2010, 06:57 PM #14
- Join Date: Aug 2006
- Location: San Diego, California, United States
- Posts: 34,768
- Rep Power: 232011
I would eat the corn out of her sh*t.
"To be a warrior is not a simple matter of wishing to be one. It is rather an endless struggle that will go on to the very last moment of our lives. Nobody is born a warrior, in exactly the same way that nobody is born an average man. We make ourselves into one or the other."-- Carlos Castaneda
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I would drag my balls over five miles of broken glass to hear her pee in a tin cup over the phone.
When you look in the mirror and see no change, and you still keep the faith,
knowing that in time you WILL get there if you stay the course, that's the
difference between those who ultimately succeed and those who fail. -Tom Venuto
***Reaperbrah's bro's****
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