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12-15-2011, 05:57 PM #1201
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12-15-2011, 09:42 PM #1202
ok ill confess, be gentle misc
once I was fapping on my bed and felt a poop coming on. A turtlehead popped out of my angus, and in some temporary moment of insanity, I grabbed it out of my pants and popped into my mouth. It was a vile disgusting bitter tasting mess, and I instantly ran to the bathroom and threw up shtty poo vomit.
Never told or will tell anyone. I take that to my grave,
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12-15-2011, 09:51 PM #1203
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12-15-2011, 10:22 PM #1204
- Join Date: Jan 2010
- Location: Massachusetts, United States
- Age: 31
- Posts: 4,185
- Rep Power: 1602
-have fapped in several odd places. was never caught (public restrooms, my car, in class, with people in the same room sleeping, in my friends couch, on the back of a school bus)
-have done homo things with friends when I was like 9-10. no anal/oral, just touching.
-have 4 level 80's in WoW. I don't play anymore though.
-was drunk and kissed a random girl at a party while she was sleeping.
-have **** myself before
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12-16-2011, 10:40 AM #1205
- Before discovering masturbation, I used to get really horny at night and since I didn't want to have pre cum on my bed I would roll a bunch of tissues around my dick and I used a rubber band to hold it while I humped the bed. (One time did this in a hotel with my younger brother sleeping)
- Used to hump the bed until I got exhausted, to be able to sleep at night.
- When I couldn't sleep, I would fantasize about ****ing my hot teacher (she had dat ass !!!)
- When I was young, me and my cousins peed in a bottle and mixed it with other **** soap, shampoo, perfume, etc... thinking we would achieve ultimate strength when we drank it ... (Fortunately I didn't drink it although I did drink it without the pee .. :/ )
- While taking a dump at school, I realize there isn't anything to clean my ass with, so I had no choice but to use my boxers to wipe my ass.
-I still play with action figures .... (I actually played today it was Iron man vs Leonardo TMNT)
That's it ..... I guess
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12-16-2011, 10:51 AM #1206
was ok with everything and lol'd hard right here. dat wording.
you reminded me though... one halloween me and the boyz ran amuck spraying people with a squirt gun. it was a mixture of water, shaving cream, piss and....... all of our jizz. no homo. took turns fapping into separate water bottles then poured it in. WAT.
not me but, one kid in our class fapped into batter before making cupcakes for the school. we had a bake sale and he thought it would be lulzy to do so. thank god I didn't eat any of his busted ass cupcakes; he was the pour dirty kid.
both happened between 7th and 8th grade
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12-16-2011, 12:29 PM #1207
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12-16-2011, 12:38 PM #1210
- Join Date: Sep 2004
- Location: United Kingdom (Great Britain)
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When I was like 19-20 I went through a wierd stage of would-be exhibitionism.
This included **** like dancing nekkid at my bedroom window at like midnight and later for 15 minutes plus with the lights on...in an attempt to get myself of. Venturing into front garden nekkid during broad daylight and basically sitting on the pavement totally starkers for several seconds-this was a fairly busy road and I was in view of so many other houses it wasn't funny. Sitting on the front porch roof nekkid and just allowing cars to go by and possibly see me. This continued until I was spotted and a guy came to the front door angrily and complained that he had seen a naked teen (I was actually 20) on the roof.
Pretty much got a grip after that and kept it indoors."Honor is something that all men are born with. It cannot be taken from you nor can it be granted. It must only not be lost."
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12-16-2011, 12:39 PM #1211
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12-16-2011, 01:07 PM #1221
- Join Date: Jul 2011
- Location: Essex, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
- Posts: 7,609
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Some guy threw his urine at my house windows, so i **** in a bag and wrote kunt on his.
sometimes when my balls are sweaty i like to smell em, it smells nice.
fingered a girl whe i was like 6, didnt know that it was sexual.If she hasn't got the glow, i don't want to know crew
British Army, Royal Anglians.
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12-16-2011, 01:19 PM #1222
My parents were never around as a kid because of work so I spent a lot of nights at a friends house and would stay over. His mom was like a second mother to me and was the nicest lady I had ever met. I was obsessed with her for some reason even though looking back she was 5/10 at best. So i'm staying over one night (i'm 13 at the time) and my friend falls asleep. I don't know what came over me but the next thing I know I am creeping towards her room. I open her door and crawl near her bed and start to jerk it. I am almost finished when she suddenly wakes up and starts screaming as if her life is about to end. I quickly fall backwards into her dresser and start screaming JUST as I explode some proteins and tuck in my junk. She turns on her lamp and starts yelling (is divorced so no husband next to her) and I pretend to look stunned and scared, asking where I was claiming to have just woken up from "sleep walking" which I did frequently back then. I begin to fake semi tear up from my "embarrassment" so she calms me down and gives me a hug. I'm fairly sure she saw my pants and figured I had pissed myself from fear. I go to the bathroom and clean up then go back downstairs. Not a single word was ever said about what happened. I remember not being able to sleep with the biggest grin on my face that whole night.
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12-16-2011, 01:24 PM #1223
My close friends know these things but I make sure nobody outside of that circle finds out.
I take pictures of my poops if I think they look beautiful enough.
I write on the walls with my turds or I write on paper if I'm lazy (takes too much work to get poop off the walls)
I'm extremely paranoid & everynight I lay in bed expecting somebody to break in & try to kill me & my family, so I plot how I'll get everyone out safely & kill the person that's entered my home.
I'm sexually attracted to cats. I know it would be wrong if I did anything sexual with them so awhile back when they'd really turn me on, I'd gently bite on their sides, not hard enough for them to feel it. Kind of like gumming them.
When I was a kid I thought my teddy bear impregnated me. Took a year for me to realize I wasn't pregnant.
I've gone weeks without showering a few times. Sometimes I like to go without showering for a few days & sit with my legs spread & smell my crotch funk.
See, I tell my close friends stuff like this because I can't help but to laugh at myself, & I want to share the lulz.
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12-16-2011, 01:29 PM #1224
- Join Date: Jun 2007
- Location: Pennsylvania, United States
- Age: 33
- Posts: 1,695
- Rep Power: 750
When I was really depressed last year, I would stand in front of my bathroom mirror and cut a line into my face with a box cutter. Did this for two weeks straight because I was worried it wouldn't scar. Can't honestly say why I did it now, but I just remember doing it night after night listening to this damn song:
Now I've got this scar that's really noticeable when my face gets red or out in the sun. Dad asked me about it this past summer while we were working on his boat, and I told him I had gotten into a fight and the kid punched me with a ring."It's kind of amusing, I've always felt, how people I know now treat me like I'm this confident respectable man with talents and a good personality, and yet I can remember the hard arduous path I took to get to this point.
But people never see the process. They only see the results. That's all they care about. What you've done, what you've accomplished, what you can show for it."
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12-16-2011, 01:29 PM #1225
- Join Date: Jun 2011
- Location: west midlands, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
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Brah I use to hump the bed to, could actually climax after enough vigorous thrusting (no homo). Best day ever when I discovered the art of fapping (semi srs)
Any of you *******s ever 'circle jerk'? My friend says he use to masturbate with his other friends when he was really young. I bertstared him and told him thats weird/****gy as phuck but he makes out its more common than you think. I've never heard of anyone else do that thoughLive and let live
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12-16-2011, 01:44 PM #1226
If I get too drunk I'll piss with friends in semi-public places (side of a house, behind a bar, front of an apt building, parking lot...).
I've experimented with swinging.
Before I tried ganj I smoked oregano from a tin can out my bedroom window to see if I could tolerate the smoke.
I wasn't sure if I was straight a couple years ago and went down on a girl.
Why does it seem men have a fascination with their ****.
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12-16-2011, 01:58 PM #1227
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