RANT: The Clone Wars

[ThickAsABrick]

No, I'm not paranoid
...

that information is public and can potentially be used by criminals to tell if you are home, etc.

okay

[ThickAsABrick]

That's where counterintelligence comes into play.

Using false flags and disinformation, about 2-3 weeks before your actual vacation announce on all electronic mediums that you're going on vacation at that exact moment.

Watch all your robber friends (why are you friends with robbers?) come to the trap.

After catching all possible assailants, you can now vacation in peace.

Next problem please.

lol

[Turco]

$24.4B. Not bad for a business that started in a college dorm room.

[chazzy1864]

Who says "casual drinks"?

<--- This guy apparently. It seemed to be easier than specifying, day drinking, happy hour, etc. Although now I've had to since type more than that. Dick.

[adamdavidson47]

Cetaphil and Tori Black check in at my bed, in my wet dreams

Nice.

[ThickAsABrick]

Nice.

Taking it easy, dershowitz. With frep gone all the heat will be coming your way.

[kvk1]

Chazzikistan only has two speeds: Casual Drink and Rape Juice.

He knows of no in-between.

[adamdavidson47]

What else would you call it besides casual drinks? Serious relationship drinks?

It really rustles my jimmies when *******s state they are "going to get their drink on".

[ThickAsABrick]

What else would you call it besides casual drinks? Serious relationship drinks?

How clever.

[adamdavidson47]

Taking it easy, dershowitz. With frep gone all the heat will be coming your way.

Why did you have to drive him away. You know deep down, you have a soft spot for me in the blackened heart of yours.

Besides, it will take a lot more than a few insults and witty barbs to get rid of me. You are gonna need an ether rag and a wheel barrow. Maybe a forklift.

[adamdavidson47]

Is Dunkin Donuts coffee really all it's cracked up to be? I've never had one, but with my upcoming journey to the Murica, I might try to find one, if it's deemed worthwhile by the resident coffee experts.

[Turco]

You are gonna need an ether rag and a wheel barrow.

This is where chazz comes in.

[Turco]

Is Dunkin Donuts coffee really all it's cracked up to be? I've never had one, but with my upcoming journey to the Murica, I might try to find one, if it's deemed worthwhile by the resident coffee experts.

No, unless you drink coffee from the gas station. If that's the case, DD coffee is great.

[theshoupguy]

Why did you have to drive him away. You know deep down, you have a soft spot for me in the blackened heart of yours.

Besides, it will take a lot more than a few insults and witty barbs to get rid of me. You are gonna need an ether rag and a wheel barrow. Maybe a forklift.

Witty *barbed wire tattoos.

No taking shortcuts, fckstickson.

[ZoranM]

Tori Black

I like you.

[chazzy1864]

Chazzikistan only has two speeds: Casual Drink and Rape Juice.

He knows of no in-between.

I wanted to use my usual dual reply that you hate, but since you posted this gem, Prince Alihan, I shall simply say you are on the money. I will either have enough to be social, but not feel a buzz or I'm getting down.

This is where chazz comes in.

Giggity.

[kvk1]

I like you.

[therorschach]

^^^

what movie is that from anyway?

[kvk1]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[ThickAsABrick]

jeremiah johnson, i think

[ThickAsABrick]

jeremiah johnson, i think

A jaded veteran of the Mexican War (1846–48), VoxExMachina (Robert Redford) seeks solace and refuge in the West. He aims to take up the life of a mountain man, supporting himself in the Rocky Mountains as a trapper.

Initially, Vox uses a .30 caliber Hawken rifle for hunting and protection, but finds it under-powered for his needs. He stumbles on the frozen body of Hatchet Jack (another mountain man), clutching a .50 caliber Hawken in his dead hands.

In his travels, he comes across a small cabin whose inhabitants were apparently attacked by Blackfoot warriors, leaving only a woman (Medical Jennifer) and her uncommunicative cats. The woman, maddened by grief, forces Vox to adopt her cats.

etc etc

[adamdavidson47]

A jaded veteran of the Mexican War (1846–48), VoxExMachina (Robert Redford) seeks solace and refuge in the West. He aims to take up the life of a mountain man, supporting himself in the Rocky Mountains as a trapper.

Initially, Vox uses a .30 caliber Hawken rifle for hunting and protection, but finds it under-powered for his needs. He stumbles on the frozen body of Hatchet Jack (another mountain man), clutching a .50 caliber Hawken in his dead hands.

In his travels, he comes across a small cabin whose inhabitants were apparently attacked by Blackfoot warriors, leaving only a woman (Medical Jennifer) and her uncommunicative cats. The woman, maddened by grief, forces Vox to adopt her cats.

etc etc

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[Tyrbolift]

A jaded veteran of the Mexican War (1846–48), VoxExMachina (Robert Redford) seeks solace and refuge in the West. He aims to take up the life of a mountain man, supporting himself in the Rocky Mountains as a trapper.

Initially, Vox uses a .30 caliber Hawken rifle for hunting and protection, but finds it under-powered for his needs. He stumbles on the frozen body of Hatchet Jack (another mountain man), clutching a .50 caliber Hawken in his dead hands.

In his travels, he comes across a small cabin whose inhabitants were apparently attacked by Blackfoot warriors, leaving only a woman (Medical Jennifer) and her uncommunicative cats. The woman, maddened by grief, forces Vox to adopt her cats.

etc etc

1972

[Hishiad]

Why did you have to drive him away. You know deep down, you have a soft spot for me in the blackened heart of yours.

Besides, it will take a lot more than a few insults and witty barbs to get rid of me. You are gonna need an ether rag and a wheel barrow. Maybe a forklift.

Strategically placed Dorito Tacos was going to be my method to lead you elsewhere.

[Ctrainer]

2 things I have learned on the second day of my fruit and veggie detox:

1. How much this fcking sucks and how horrible I feel.

2. Fennel is actually pretty good.

[adamdavidson47]

Strategically placed Dorito Tacos was going to be my method to lead you elsewhere.

How do you get a Doritson to jump off of a cliff?

2 things I have learned on the second day of my fruit and veggie detox:



2. Fennel is actually pretty good.

groce.

[theshoupguy]

fruit and veggie detox:

Why are you doing this?

[adamdavidson47]

Why are you doing this?

She doesn't like gays.

[theshoupguy]

5lb tubs of Syntha-6 on sale on amazon for $40:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...=ATVPDKIKX0DER

[PeterGibbons316]

Why are you doing this?

Detoxing sucks. You always feel like complete garbage whenever you completely deprive yourself of anything cold turkey.