Official No fap Thread V4. Let get this shiz started. v3 is gone.

[WhirlwindTobias]

Freaking seeing so much hnnng on campus these past few days....

brb sweet misc going to get me some #s hehe

yes cheeky kunt

MJ could you try to post more often please. I haven't been able to verify you for the Cheeky Kunt list because you've been AWOL.

[nicebutwise]

O yea baby Day 32!
One month fap and porn free!

congrats on the 1 month. I'm a few days away to hitting the same milestone.

[JoeyBrah]

Just bumped the chain to 53, think I'm slowly coming out of the flatline
Bought some benzocaine condoms, hopefully they allow me to hold off on the 2 pump chump when the time comes

Starting to work on clubbing/wheeling sober soon because of a lack of spending money + once I get comfortable with it I'll be an unstoppable force

Report back if you have any side effects from the condoms.

[Yashkovich]

Had used them a while back, no negative side effects, just a bit of a numming feeling.
I've heard that for some people it makes them numb to the point that they can't get/keep it up. Never had issues with that as a result of using them.
They're the Trojan Extended Pleasures

[RidinClean]

Hi everyone.

My first post here. First off, I'd just like to say what an inspiration this no fap thread is and how much you guys have helped me out just by reading your posts.

I've been a fap addict for the last 15 years. I started to fap around the age of 12 when I first stumbled across my elder brothers playboy. I remember the feeling of hating myself and feeling like garbage every time I reached orgasm. It started with playboy magazine and with the introduction of the internet, it then progresses to nude images on the comp of celebrities and playboy models. All softcore of course. Then it slowly progressed to hardcore porn pictures of pornstars and then videos. This was back when there was dial up internet of 5kb/sec and there were times I would wait hours just to watch a 5 min hardcore video. This continued throughout my high school and only got worse as internet speeds became faster. By the end of high school, I did reasonably well in my final year exams but it was not to my potential. I blame porn and fapping for this.

I got into University and things continued along the same path and even got worse. No gf, insecurity, shyness, fapped regularly to girls I saw at Uni because I didn't have the balls to chat them up without getting stupidly drunk, it even got to a point where I would search like crazy to find a pornstar that looked like a girl I knew. I was seriously screwed up but I didn't care now. There was no regret or feeling of disgust anymore. I felt this was normal. I graduated from Uni and even though I didn't fail any subjects, my marks were crap.

Eventually I started working in my industry, years went by and I accomplished nothing. Tube sites came along, faster broadband speeds and my porn and fap addiction went to the next level. I started looking at really bad stuff. Stuff I used to fap to back in the day didn't cut it for me anymore. I was getting off only on the really extreme stuff. The worst and my most degrading moment came when I started getting off on Shemale **** and started looking at cocks more. I was staring off the cliff and Satan was right there guiding me every step of the way leading to this point and wanting me to take the final leap into the deepest darkest abyss of hell.

It was here I decided to turn my life around.

I started working out and this was the first step back from me off the cliff. Unfortunately I was still on the tube sites of porn getting my fap fix. It was not as bad as it was before, but it was still an issue. I was seeing results with my body but I found I still had issues with shyness, confidence talking to girls, something wasn't right. And being the junkie that I was, I didn't think porn and fapping was the problem. In my mind I was like "everyone does it", "you want to last long ****ing your dream girl don't you? This is training for that day. Keep going" .

It was then that I discovered this amazing thread.

I've been reading up on all versions for the last few weeks and this inspired me enough to try no PMO. The first time I tried, I lasted 3 days before I caved in. I noticed a big jump in hornyness but I couldn't last and fapped but it was not to Porn. I gave this a second go and this time I lasted 5 days before the urge was too much and I found myself waking up in the middle of the night and my imagination just ran wild with it. Still didn't view porn so I saw that as a little victory.

I'm now giving this my third go. I am currently on day 8 without PMO and I am literally feeling like a new man. My confidence has shot through the roof, I am making eye contact with everyone, holding eye contact with girls much longer instead of just looking away, carrying conversations extremely well with everyone, I just feel amazing! I want to make people feel better and I think this is because I feel better. I'm thing about sex more often now but I don't feel the need to fap or look at porn. I just focus that energy on being productive and not wasting the day. My gym workouts are more intense, I'm just on a constant high. The feeling is just WOW! My productivity at work is better than it's ever been without feeling tired or resorting to stimulants, i'm more engaged with my colleagues around me, I help out my family more and speak to them more often.

But the most important thing of all is that I haven't looked at porn for 16 days now! This is my all time record ever since the day of that first playboy fap when I was 12. I feel no urge to go on the tube sites and as added protection, I have added k9 as I read on here that it has helped a lot of you out.

Everything you guys have said has happened to me so far except for blue balls and flat lining. I take it this will happen eventually and I hope I will be ready for it. I've never had a wet dream before but I can't help it if it happens. Will be an interesting experience I guess when it happens.

Feeling good guys. Seriously thank you all so much. When ever I feel like i'm going to relapse, I just hop on this thread and it gives me so much motivation. Thanks guys. Here's to no fap and no porn for the rest of my life.

RidinClean

[DutchBodbuilder]

Just bumped the chain to 53, think I'm slowly coming out of the flatline
Bought some benzocaine condoms, hopefully they allow me to hold off on the 2 pump chump when the time comes

Starting to work on clubbing/wheeling sober soon because of a lack of spending money + once I get comfortable with it I'll be an unstoppable force

I started clubbing sober 4 months ago and I love it! At first it'll be really awkward, but when I did more often I actually acted the same as if I were drunk lol. I only spend like 10 euros max a weekend and I wake up feeling fresh!

[LethalPants]

Back again for my weekly update.

Day 30 is almost done.

Recently got a BJ on Monday. Lasted like 4 minutes I think. Turned out the b1tch was an escort and had been with many men. Bit of a disappointment and a turn off when I heard about that and couldn't get it up for her again (I could go into more details about her but I don't think it's worth telling IMHO. She also started doing some other weird schmitt with me that I didn't like so I doubt I'll be seeing her again).

So we didn't smash and... I still have my v-card

Today, I held my head up high and not a single phuck was given about what happened.

There are still plenty of other fishes in the sea, aren't there?

[kaizenbrah]

I got a bj on saturday night and I'm so glad I do my kegel exercises because I would have lasted about 30 seconds if I didn't. I felt so bad for the girl, I didn't tell her I was on nofap so she had no idea what she was getting in to lol.

Do these actually help much? I heard that kegel exercises make you cum faster and reverse kegels are the ones to do for lasting longer?

[JoeyBrah]

This song sums up no fap pretty well

[kanay]

Aaaah day 0 again for the 4th time. 9 days new record I'm starting again and hopefully will go past the 2-3weeks this time the forums really helping guys!!!

[sveltest]

day 18

had another wet dream the night before last, that's 2 since i started this streak, dunno what's going on with that...

this wouldn't be so hard except for the fact that i'm surrounded by a stupid amount of beautiful women. i'm in a trade school but we share our campus with a high school and there is so much ******** its fkin ridiculous, plus the college and uni girls in my town and the girls i see at school in the lunch room or walking around the hall...GOD daaaaaaam

workouts are better tho, did 50 chin-ups in a row for the first time yesterday.

only thing i don't like about this is its really frustrating seeing all these girls and nothing happens. i know they're checking me out and i'm checking them out but we never get together. i've had my hand slapped away too many times in the past, before no fap and before i changed pretty much everything else about myself, to try to cold approach or talk to them when i'm not feeling it, it just spoils it for the next time, when there could potentially be something.

my mood fluctuates pretty wildly from day to day or even throughout the day. i almost always feel better in the morning and worse at night

i was talking magnesium with my ******** and ******, thinking about adding zinc and a b-complex of fish oils to that but i don't want to go too crazy with the supps

that's all for now folks, stay strong my brothers (and sisters)

[Ruperghost]

We're on the same day Ruper, mentally beat down your sexual urges. Don't be a ****ing pussy and give in like a little bitch.

Thanks for the call-out, urges have fortunately subsided to a minimum. Stay strong brah!!

Hi everyone.

My first post here. First off, I'd just like to say what an inspiration this no fap thread is and how much you guys have helped me out just by reading your posts.

Welcome! I agree with you, if it wasn't for the group motivation going on here I'd probably have relapsed by now. Check in once in a while and let us know how you're doing!

my mood fluctuates pretty wildly from day to day or even throughout the day. i almost always feel better in the morning and worse at night

I've noticed this as well. Fluctuating testosterone peaks, maybe? After growth-hormone does its work while you sleep, it would make sense that its effects have a direct impact the first few hours after waking up, rather than when we're stressed and tired.

[Insignium]

You know, I've been thinking about doing a "motivational post of the week/month" feature.

Adro's post has pretty much made my decision.

Tax, all that's happening to you is you're suffering from the chaser effect. Once you understand that you're heavily under the influence of a simple biological process, it's much easier to take the power back.

Insignium and skinny, what days are you on gents?

For me it's 78 days (according to my counter at Reddit). I didn't get a chance to update my chain last night (I often forget). I can't imagine how horrible I'd be doing on my current job (phone based tech support) or current night courses (one of them being Calc II) if I were still in "fap space".

[DonGoofT]

day 3. urges not as bad today

[MeatFalafel]

8 days )))) not gonnnna stop!!! For ever

aaaah day 0 again for the 4th time. 9 days new record i'm starting again and hopefully will go past the 2-3weeks this time the forums really helping guys!!!

R.I.P. Good luck with your next attempt..

[gouji]

Aaaah day 0 again for the 4th time. 9 days new record I'm starting again and hopefully will go past the 2-3weeks this time the forums really helping guys!!!

major respect for u for doing this at ur age, i remember when i was 15 i fap like theres no tomorrow. so rep.

[High4Lyf]

Aaaah day 0 again for the 4th time. 9 days new record I'm starting again and hopefully will go past the 2-3weeks this time the forums really helping guys!!!

lol'd for some reason but keep hustling cuz

[maori-rap]

61 dayz now

Good results in gym but that could just be hard work. 225x15 on bench, 335x2 squat this week. Want to think that more females are looking at me but I doubt its true.

[Xhale12]

Day 5. Confidence levels have without a doubt gone way up.

[WhirlwindTobias]

Okay Gents, here is the currently verified list for the Cheeky Kunts of 2013. "The February Kunts" list will be posted tonight, I still have to alphabetise it;

Verified Cheeky Kunts of 2013

Alcarion
allnaturalbro
Alternative
Ak92
Barteh
Batmayne
BBD89
BertofPeace
big77
centrelink1
ChillBot
CJOH
driven04
duglosh
Dutchbodbuilder
eadgbe6
fezz349
Gameover89
hbhorat
HollisterHB
HunterMC6
Insignium
Ittoryu
IZionLionI
JoeyBrah
Kiyen
kush007bond
LeeVanCleef
LethalPants
Maiar
maori-rap
Mickyboii
Misc_Lurker
Mntbikedude
motorvation
MSP8
NiceButWise
Ravishing_Rick
Ruperghost
Skinnygeorge
Skirrel
Stopdroproll
Strawnie69
swks26
texansfankillme
TheStaringFrog
Torquemac
TreyTrey
WaittWhatt
WhirlwindTobias
Woodyy
xCody
Yashkovich

If you are not on this list and you feel you should be, either;

a) You haven't posted recently so I haven't been able to verify you (in which case make a post and update us), or
b) You are simply not on the unverified list from before the temporary thread deletion. If you have a day count that precedes January 1st 2013, please state as such and you'll be added.

[mntbikedude]

So I guess there is no easy way to say this, but to say I relapsed.

What happened: I was doing the best I’ve ever done at one of these, the Cheeky Kunts just really motivated me and for the first time in my life I started to see how I could live without fapping and porn.

This kind of broadsided me, I was flying home on a late night flight. It had been delayed multiple times and was like 1:00 am. (for some reason being really tired is a trigger). At close to the end of the flight I started thinking about how much I wanted to have IRL sex, and remembered a memory (not porn) and bam instant boner, and instant wanted to cum. The plane started to desend and that motion just added to the feeling that I was going to cum. And that sensation continued on and I thought I was going to explode just walking…. But it didn’t happen until I was standing outside the airport shivering waiting for the shuttle and bam it happened right there I just jizzed in my pants…. Pretty much like the video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY. Not trying to make a joke out of this cause I don’t feel like it’s a joke at all.

I thought well since it was hands free I could probably say it wasn’t a relapse and that may have been true but since I ended that excuse an hour later, since it was not a full cum it felt like I was stuck in orgasm but not in a good way so I made it a full out cum. I thought well at least I hadn’t looked at porn, but that only stayed true a few more hours.

I can’t tell you how disappointed I am. To have to have my name taken off of the very list I helped create is heartbreaking. I have dealt with this far longer than any of you. I joined a 12 step group 18 months ago and could never make it to get my 30 day chip. I was excited to show up and be able to get my chip. But I missed it by one day. I’m not really sure what to do about this because this hands free cum situation has taken me down every time. As much as I want to give up, I already have tried that before and it’s really not an option.

So regardless I will try again and would like to be put on the Feb list. I will continue to cheer all you Cheeky Kunts on, I will continue to congratulate milestones. And I will continue to support Tobias as he leads this group on to success.

MBD

[iwant2beswole]

Man **** I relapsed again after 8 days... I for some reason cannot get past 2 weeks.. It's just too damn hard

[mntbikedude]

Verified Cheeky Kunts of 2013

Alcarion
allnaturalbro
Alternative
Ak92
Barteh
Batmayne
BBD89
BertofPeace
big77
centrelink1
ChillBot
CJOH
driven04
duglosh
Dutchbodbuilder
eadgbe6
fezz349
Gameover89
hbhorat
HollisterHB
HunterMC6
Insignium
Ittoryu
IZionLionI
JoeyBrah
Kiyen
kush007bond
LeeVanCleef
LethalPants
Maiar
maori-rap
Mickyboii
Misc_Lurker

motorvation
MSP8
NiceButWise
Ravishing_Rick
Ruperghost
Skinnygeorge
Skirrel
Stopdroproll
Strawnie69
swks26
texansfankillme
TheStaringFrog
Torquemac
TreyTrey
WaittWhatt
WhirlwindTobias
Woodyy
xCody
Yashkovich

[ScottRose]

Hi, my name is OPIE and I have not fapped in like 5 days.
I can get to forever if I want to...is not that long right?

[fezz349]

So I guess there is no easy way to say this, but to say I relapsed.

MBD

RIP. Hop back on the train brotha.

Day 45 btw brahs, halfway to reboot, whazzzzzzzup

[kush007bond]

So I guess there is no easy way to say this, but to say I relapsed.



[story]

MBD

Fuaarrrrk bro. Never reply through my iphone but doing it cuz am actually shocked to hear this!
I do feel for u brother. I was scared of this all along given that it was ur first major streak iirc. That play of mind by the brain. Not even funny as you said. You are among the few who have a good mental attitude towards all this and if you go without fap/porn for the rest of the year you would still be a cheeky kunt to me.

[JoeyBrah]

So I guess there is no easy way to say this, but to say I relapsed.

What happened: I was doing the best I’ve ever done at one of these, the Cheeky Kunts just really motivated me and for the first time in my life I started to see how I could live without fapping and porn.

This kind of broadsided me, I was flying home on a late night flight. It had been delayed multiple times and was like 1:00 am. (for some reason being really tired is a trigger). At close to the end of the flight I started thinking about how much I wanted to have IRL sex, and remembered a memory (not porn) and bam instant boner, and instant wanted to cum. The plane started to desend and that motion just added to the feeling that I was going to cum. And that sensation continued on and I thought I was going to explode just walking…. But it didn’t happen until I was standing outside the airport shivering waiting for the shuttle and bam it happened right there I just jizzed in my pants…. Pretty much like the video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY. Not trying to make a joke out of this cause I don’t feel like it’s a joke at all.

I thought well since it was hands free I could probably say it wasn’t a relapse and that may have been true but since I ended that excuse an hour later, since it was not a full cum it felt like I was stuck in orgasm but not in a good way so I made it a full out cum. I thought well at least I hadn’t looked at porn, but that only stayed true a few more hours.

I can’t tell you how disappointed I am. To have to have my name taken off of the very list I helped create is heartbreaking. I have dealt with this far longer than any of you. I joined a 12 step group 18 months ago and could never make it to get my 30 day chip. I was excited to show up and be able to get my chip. But I missed it by one day. I’m not really sure what to do about this because this hands free cum situation has taken me down every time. As much as I want to give up, I already have tried that before and it’s really not an option.

So regardless I will try again and would like to be put on the Feb list. I will continue to cheer all you Cheeky Kunts on, I will continue to congratulate milestones. And I will continue to support Tobias as he leads this group on to success.

MBD

You know what? Today during my legs workout i had just finished a set of lunges and was sitting down taking my rest. I thought about how i was only 4 days away from achieving the 90 day reboot and i was so proud of myself. Then i thought back to the group and how so many of all the other posters that had been there from when i first had to restart my streak due to edging would be proud. Then i remembered not seeing you post in the thread for the past as it had been kind of slow, and i wondered if you had relapsed i thought surely not as how much you had contributed to this thread and how determined you were from your posts, so i came on today to check the thread and ask if you had and i see this post. At first I was 100% disappointed in you for relapsing but remembering that i had edged and had to restart my streak 86 days ago and now i am so close to completing the challenge i can do nothing but wish you the best of luck in your new streak and i can't wait to the day post that you have completed it.

Just remember stay strong and if think you can achieve it, you will.

[DarDardz]

Day 3
I feel slightly different
I can't place my finger on it
It's like I feel somewhat good and somewhat irritated but calmish at the same time
Day 4 tomorrow bruhs

[Ittoryu]

So I guess there is no easy way to say this, but to say I relapsed.

What happened: I was doing the best I’ve ever done at one of these, the Cheeky Kunts just really motivated me and for the first time in my life I started to see how I could live without fapping and porn.

This kind of broadsided me, I was flying home on a late night flight. It had been delayed multiple times and was like 1:00 am. (for some reason being really tired is a trigger). At close to the end of the flight I started thinking about how much I wanted to have IRL sex, and remembered a memory (not porn) and bam instant boner, and instant wanted to cum. The plane started to desend and that motion just added to the feeling that I was going to cum. And that sensation continued on and I thought I was going to explode just walking…. But it didn’t happen until I was standing outside the airport shivering waiting for the shuttle and bam it happened right there I just jizzed in my pants…. Pretty much like the video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY. Not trying to make a joke out of this cause I don’t feel like it’s a joke at all.

I thought well since it was hands free I could probably say it wasn’t a relapse and that may have been true but since I ended that excuse an hour later, since it was not a full cum it felt like I was stuck in orgasm but not in a good way so I made it a full out cum. I thought well at least I hadn’t looked at porn, but that only stayed true a few more hours.

I can’t tell you how disappointed I am. To have to have my name taken off of the very list I helped create is heartbreaking. I have dealt with this far longer than any of you. I joined a 12 step group 18 months ago and could never make it to get my 30 day chip. I was excited to show up and be able to get my chip. But I missed it by one day. I’m not really sure what to do about this because this hands free cum situation has taken me down every time. As much as I want to give up, I already have tried that before and it’s really not an option.

So regardless I will try again and would like to be put on the Feb list. I will continue to cheer all you Cheeky Kunts on, I will continue to congratulate milestones. And I will continue to support Tobias as he leads this group on to success.

MBD

Didn't expect that from you brah, but it's all good, don't beat yourself over it. Get back on it right away and next time you'll make it brah. Look on the bright side, you still made it pretty far, 28 days(?) is still an impressive feat.

[big77]

So I guess there is no easy way to say this, but to say I relapsed.

Fuuuuuarrrkk brah don't get down on your self man the only way you fail is if you quit trying. You are still one of the most inspirational posters in this thread and you've gotten many people, myself included, to make a positive change in our lives. Use this feeling to get through No Fap February and beyond. You got this man, we're all in it together.

Here's a little youtube vid I like to watch from time to time, it really motivates me- especially the football parts.