I go to this shady chinese massage parlor that's open 9am - 10pm with all these attrative young hot chinese ladies, and I got my first massage ever there a couple weeks ago. I think she enjoyed it, because my 15min massage lasted almost 25. being my first time, I was uncomfortable even asking if I was supose to take my shirt and shoes off. (she said whatever u want) but I left my pants on.
So I was wondering, how do you make the transition to ask for a "happy ending" without being offensive and never invited back?
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10-05-2009, 07:08 AM #1I feel so green
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how do you ask for the "happy ending" ??
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10-05-2009, 07:09 AM #2Unbanned
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Offer her $5 extra
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10-05-2009, 07:10 AM #3MMIX
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Ask for the "blacklisted" massage.
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10-05-2009, 07:10 AM #4Registered User
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tape 5$ to your penis
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10-05-2009, 07:13 AM #5███ █♣█ ███
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Are you sure this place even offers happy endings?
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10-05-2009, 07:15 AM #6I feel so green
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no, no idea, how would I know that? I'm the only one of my friends that has gone there so far.Originally Posted by Steveio
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10-05-2009, 07:15 AM #7Registered User
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Diss^^^ usually there is a chick at the entrance you talk to before going to look at the girls, just ask her/himOriginally Posted by Steveio
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10-05-2009, 07:15 AM #8The One and Only
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That actually sounds so sweet, getting a massage then a handjob. I wish i was having that right now....
Actually my friend's friend went to a rub n' tug in toronto and said some old chineese lady stopped the handjob half way through to answer the phone so he finished himself.Super Buff Awesome
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10-05-2009, 07:17 AM #9Registered User
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I dunno but I wanna get one before I die
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10-05-2009, 07:20 AM #10Registered User
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Bwahahahahaha funny **** manOriginally Posted by hillt3000
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10-05-2009, 07:20 AM #11I'm not that bright
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"I would like the happy ending now please"
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10-05-2009, 07:23 AM #12I feel so green
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dude, this place has hot as girls too, and I'm not really into that type even.
It's hot, some 20 skinny hottie straddling you in capre's and a tank top... she was massaging my ass, and went to the very top of my theigh (like an inch away from my 2 friends)
Is that normal in a full body massage ???
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10-05-2009, 07:23 AM #13Registered User
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Originally Posted by lifeguard_man
lullzz. i would be asking for my money back
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10-05-2009, 07:23 AM #14not mad
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"Baby, my dick isn't gonna jerk itself." is how I ask for it.
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10-05-2009, 07:23 AM #15Registered User
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Usually in places that offer happy ending, they won't be shy about asking you if you want it....so i hear.
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10-05-2009, 07:25 AM #16Registered User
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next time you go in, just get naked....
pay for an hour...
when massaging you'll get a boner, she'll ask you.
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10-05-2009, 07:27 AM #17Registered User
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She usually asks. Simple as that. You go in, pick your girl, once you are in the privacy of your room, she will ask you.
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10-05-2009, 07:28 AM #18Registered User
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Give her "the nod". She'll know whats going down.
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10-05-2009, 07:31 AM #19I feel so green
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haha thats ballsy to get a boner infront of her not knowing if it's that type of place or not...
Has anyone actually tried these techniques, or are these just all best guesses?
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10-05-2009, 07:32 AM #20Registered User
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or the secret hand shake aka hand on penisOriginally Posted by KiDL
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10-05-2009, 07:34 AM #21Registered User
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hmmmm, has anyone who's been to these places before gotten more than a handjob from these girls?
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10-05-2009, 07:39 AM #22Dave
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when you undress that kinda gives the girls a insight into what you want. i.e if you keep your boxers on then they will think you dont want a tugjob.
and with regards to getting a boner, its a seedy massage parlour. most of these specialise in 'erotic massage', the **** they wear while doing it, its bound to happen to some people. its not as if its a high end sports massage establishment with a dude doing the males massages.Before you insult somebody, first walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you insult them, you are a mile away and you have their shoes.
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10-05-2009, 07:41 AM #23Glow Supremacist
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inb4 op gets thrown out of the massage parlor.
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10-05-2009, 07:42 AM #24I feel so green
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Well.... it's on the main street in the hot nightlife part of town. (like 100 bars in a mile or two), so it's not like it's in a back ally or anything.Originally Posted by H-Town-Matt
So people just strip nakid for a full body massage? I didn't see a towel or anything
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10-05-2009, 07:43 AM #25Howawesomethisnarcississm
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roll onto your back and begin doing pelvic thrusts towards her
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10-05-2009, 07:46 AM #26Dave
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parhaps next time they ask you to undress, just ask if they have a towel to cover yourself.Originally Posted by sironous
Before you insult somebody, first walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you insult them, you are a mile away and you have their shoes.
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lol @ 15 minute massage. you gotta take the hour son.Originally Posted by sironous
ask her if she takes tips while she's massaging you. They normally offer the options once you flip $40/$60/$80----------------------
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I have lol'd many times in this thread.
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In b4 'Ask a guy who got thrown out of a massage parlor and is facing sexual indecency charges anything'.
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10-05-2009, 07:54 AM #30
Done it probably 3, 4 thousand times.
Depends on the place. Usually you negotiate with the person escorting you to the girl. Sometimes more paranoid operations will point to your d1ck without speaking in case you've got a wire in your jeans or something and literally like make a blowjob face then with their fingers tell you how much it is.
It's pretty funny.
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