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09-06-2011, 02:12 PM #1Banned
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Cute texts to make a girl wet/ make her smile
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09-06-2011, 02:14 PM #2Registered User
- Join Date: May 2009
- Location: United States
- Posts: 7,570
- Rep Power: 4918
debating on sending this to a chick i just met...
I don't know if you are aware of this but I've been racking my brains for the last couple days trying to come up with the perfect opener that would not only catch your attention, but also peak your interest. So, without further adieu, "Hey there
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I fall off the lifting wagon all the time but I'm still here lol
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09-06-2011, 02:16 PM #3
sup kunt, what ya doin?
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09-06-2011, 02:17 PM #4
i've had a crush on you for years
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09-06-2011, 02:17 PM #5
i've had a crush on you for years
edit: FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUU
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09-06-2011, 02:18 PM #6Registered User
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- Age: 38
- Posts: 545
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"Dont turn this rape into a murder"
** Knee Draggers Unite **
***NSCA-CSCS***
"Train hard, Win easy"
""I just have this thing inside me that wants to eat and conquer. Maybe it's egotistical, but I have it in me. I don't want to be a tycoon. I just want to conquer people and their souls." - Mike Tyson
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09-06-2011, 02:18 PM #7Registered User
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- Age: 31
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i wil rape u if i get a chance
Rep back 200+
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09-06-2011, 02:19 PM #8ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ กิิิ
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- Location: Hermosa Beach, California, United States
- Posts: 18,303
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Hello heavenly blessed beauty whos inner beauty is divine and everlasting.
Works every time half the time.
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09-06-2011, 02:19 PM #9Registered User
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inafter misc meme responses.
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09-06-2011, 02:19 PM #10Registered User
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- Location: United Kingdom (Great Britain)
- Posts: 1,072
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Do you like daggers?
I don'T DREAM, I Reality
M.M.T
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09-06-2011, 02:21 PM #11Banned
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- Location: United States
- Age: 33
- Posts: 8,712
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do it *******. come on misc let's here some good ones like "stop" "stop what?" "thinking about me and smiling becaue you're doing it right now" and "smile baby, you're amazing" and the like. also funny ones like "you should be an archaeologist" "why?" Because i've got a large bone that needs to be examined"Originally Posted by scoveg13
debating on sending this to a chick i just met...
I don't know if you are aware of this but I've been racking my brains for the last couple days trying to come up with the perfect opener that would not only catch your attention, but also peak your interest. So, without further adieu, "Hey there"
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09-06-2011, 02:22 PM #12Professional Miscer
- Join Date: Mar 2009
- Location: Sacramento, California, United States
- Posts: 16,659
- Rep Power: 15566
Me: Knock Knock
Her: Who is there
Me: Lion
Her: Lion who?
Me: Just Lion in bed, thinking of youo
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09-06-2011, 02:23 PM #13Registered User
- Join Date: Sep 2010
- Age: 34
- Posts: 1,063
- Rep Power: 367
please respond.
"Champions aren't made in the gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them - synthetic hormones produced by test laboratories unfit for human use." - Zyzz
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09-06-2011, 02:25 PM #14Homo homini lupus est
- Join Date: Jan 2011
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- Age: 32
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aware for measly reps.Originally Posted by gyNOOO
***NaturalGraham4 is an antichrist Crew***
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09-06-2011, 02:26 PM #15I'm just saiyan
- Join Date: Jan 2008
- Location: Nevada, United States
- Age: 33
- Posts: 11,688
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I use this one every once in a while while at school or work:
You: "Please do somethin for me / do somethin for me please?"
Her: "what?"
Me: "Remove yourself from my mind just for a little so I can get some work done"
They d'awwwww hard
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09-06-2011, 02:26 PM #16Power Cosmic
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- Age: 30
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Me: Stop
Randomslag_92: Stop doing what?
Me: Thinking about me and smiling
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09-06-2011, 02:27 PM #17Registered Platinum User
- Join Date: Aug 2009
- Location: Dexter, Michigan, United States
- Age: 34
- Posts: 2,858
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ever seen a grown man naked?
The Lord is my Light and My Salvation.
I am here to share lulz, stories, pics, support, advice, help, and brotherhood. If you ever need anything shoot me a PM.
I am NOT here for racism, sexism, *******ry, or to be a douche to strangers.
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09-06-2011, 02:28 PM #18Registered User
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- Location: United States
- Age: 31
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do you like daggers?
+ 92B +
*MFC*
MMMC
The Legion of Good Samaritans
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09-06-2011, 02:31 PM #19Registered User
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- Location: Ireland
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bump
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09-06-2011, 02:31 PM #20Banned
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lolOriginally Posted by gyNOOO
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09-06-2011, 02:33 PM #21son of the turtle
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let me smell your fkin undies
*master of science crew*
*master of magic crew*
*rock climber crew*
btag: heygorgeous#1322
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09-06-2011, 02:35 PM #22
I've been watching you for days..........
You heard it first here.
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09-06-2011, 02:37 PM #23Registered User
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wanna fist?
I fall off the lifting wagon all the time but I'm still here lol
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09-06-2011, 02:38 PM #24Registered User
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- Posts: 5,880
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Hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me?
RIP ZYZZ
"il put you in a sleeper you fukin ian mcartney. il put you in a wolverine choke lock like chris bengalo. youre gonna be tappin out all fukin night. when i put my neck around you with my fukin bear arms." - Jason " The Mangetter" Genova
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09-06-2011, 02:38 PM #25Power Level: Over 9000
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- Location: Miami, Florida, United States
- Age: 30
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Originally Posted by BeeReM
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09-06-2011, 02:39 PM #26Nearly a Monster
- Join Date: Oct 2004
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"You can't imagine how bad I wanna **** you and feel myself come inside you X"
The x means you're a nice guy, not a pervert.Carlsberg don't do sexy, but if they did...
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09-06-2011, 02:40 PM #27Registered User
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- Age: 38
- Posts: 545
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I love the taste of pennies
** Knee Draggers Unite **
***NSCA-CSCS***
"Train hard, Win easy"
""I just have this thing inside me that wants to eat and conquer. Maybe it's egotistical, but I have it in me. I don't want to be a tycoon. I just want to conquer people and their souls." - Mike Tyson
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09-06-2011, 02:43 PM #28Registered User
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- Age: 33
- Posts: 1,075
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ive been watching you and i like what im seeing
works wonders my friends
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09-06-2011, 02:44 PM #29Cocaine Biceps
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"you look really cute right now." - txted from your vantage point in the bushes
Always $trive and Prosper
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***ShowerBEER Crew***
****ASAP MOB****
"a big serratus anterior makes the hoes expose they interior."
Lifetime Reps: skel1977
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09-06-2011, 02:44 PM #30Registered Sick Kunt
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i know you want phucked.
**soy, butter, and wedding soup crew**
**eating candy in my garage crew**
**should be fun crew**
RIP John98
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