Toxic Farts

[GroovyKick]

I've been letting go some really nasty ones for the past few months and some were just too much. I laid one in Spanish class before class was over and that one was the grand daddy of them all. The entire class smelled like *** and it was so bad that my butt got really hot as well and it felt like thick hot smoke too!!! The best times I let one if those bad boys out are when I'm in the middle of a crowded hallway and they were some serious dirty bombs. I'm not surprised that no one has been knocked out by them yet. I almost was at times. One of the worst was when I was on a school bus and I let one out right next to my friend. It didnt leave. 😵 Is there a way to ease the choke factor of my farts without taking whey isolate out of my diet?

[Hunttarded]

Be a man and embrace it. People will respect you for it.

[Domicron]

my roommate in college had the same problem. his diet sucked and he took a lot of supplements.

i have no other information for you other than my experience with his rectal gas.

[PBateman2]

Nah just continue farting.

The best time to fart is when you are sitting on your wallet.

You will have gas money.

[WMLifting]

I used to storm the hall ways busting them.
Embrace it, man.

Nah just continue farting.

The best time to fart is when you are sitting on your wallet.

You will have gas money.

lol'd at this.

[jasonv]

Dairy and whey do it to me..

Cut back on those and things might improve.

[GroovyKick]

I drink almond milk and ill see what happens when I slow down on the whey. Until then, I'm gonna have fun ripping some deadly farts in school for fun and see how some people react to them. I usually fart like 10 to 15 times each hour. Letting out another right now!

[djlank9]

I had to check out this thread for the title and the post did not disappoint, bravo! Had a friend in high school that had such horrid ones that the class would have to clear out whenever he would do it. Rather than be disgusted by it, he decided to let us use his skills for some fun. We'd have him walk down the isles between lunch tables and crop dust the area then return to our table. 20 seconds pass and the reactions begin. Just sit back and enjoy. Then the true magic happened when we realized we could have him put a Gatorade bottle up to the back of his shorts and let one go and quickly close the top. Classes change, we take the top off and set it in the corner of a hall and wait. Accusations of stink bombs being released would follow. I say embrace it as well!

If you want to be a party pooper, then whey and dairy are likely the culprits and you may be having issues to lactose. I'd have fun with it while you're in high school though

[aitchfourex]

I used to hate my farts but now I embrace them. I enjoy the smell. It's my personal marinade.