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Thread: RANT: i am obese and on a phone
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12-19-2012, 07:22 PM #3691
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12-19-2012, 07:31 PM #3692
I shouldn't help you w/ this (because seeing you flail about is kinda fun) ... no. The voicing and phrasing is all wrong. You gotta think in terms of properties that aren't there. The balance of logic, level-headed clear thinking, authoritative cadence, reasonable comma and aspostrophe usage. Clearly it's that ... wahzizname... that VW ex-mechanic fella who writes all them stickies.
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12-19-2012, 07:33 PM #3693
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12-19-2012, 07:41 PM #3694
I don't think you were around when Hish stumbled in. I wanted to punch him in his stupid face (no offense, Hishbrah).
But now, he draws several lulz from me on a daily basis.
Remember, Matt -- I work with miscreants everyday. I made a vow to never give up on them, and I guess I bring that into the rant. Besides, weren't you saying something the other day about it being our duty to help these n00bs find their way?Here Lies the Rant
2005 - 2015
Negs from 1938-1945
-lenco
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12-19-2012, 07:44 PM #3695
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12-19-2012, 07:48 PM #3696
- Join Date: Dec 2009
- Location: North Pole, Alaska, United States
- Posts: 19,115
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Clearly you don't know Bill at all, because you left out:
- Absurdly eclectic knowledge of haute cuisine
- Joe Canseco off-the-head-home-run humor
- Preternatural post timing
Please brush up on Rant history before attempting to talk about someone who you really don't know anything about.
Bill's a legend, you're just some n00b doing pushups on a kettlebell.All Hail the Ultimate Master, "I Know More Than The Generals Do", Donald Camacho Dr. Pepper X-Ray AR-15 Trump
BRB getting Brawndo, it has what plants need
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12-19-2012, 07:57 PM #3697
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12-19-2012, 08:10 PM #3698
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12-19-2012, 08:18 PM #3699
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12-19-2012, 08:24 PM #3700
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12-19-2012, 08:27 PM #3701
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12-19-2012, 08:30 PM #3702
Back in high school we had a kid with a pretty severe disability. I don't remember specifically what he was dealing with, but it was somewhat similar to cerebral palsy in how it affected his body. He was extremely fragile and had to wear a helmet wherever he went. There was also some mental retardation. Sad deal, and for the most part people treated him well. He could be obnoxious at times, though, and he generally went unchecked because nobody felt comfortable with admonishing him. So, he basically got to do whatever he wanted.
Our gymnasium was open to everyone during the lunch hour, and it was common to have basketball and volleyball games going. Every day the kid would come into the gym to participate, and we would always feel compelled to include him. Obviously the game would have to be played differently, as it would revolve around him and making sure he wasn't hurt. Most of the time it was cool, but sometimes people just wanted to play a regular competitive game. If he thought he was being left out, he would throw a fit and complain to nearest authority figure, resulting in him being brought into the game.
One day, a group of us had a volleyball game going and he tried joining in. After lofting a couple of floaters to him that he missed, we began playing in earnest and simply didn't serve the ball in his direction. He started SCREAMING for someone to serve him the ball. We warned him that it was dangerous for us to do that, but he persisted in his tantrum. Finally, someone spiked the ball at him. It hit him square in the face and knocked him straight the fck out. The next scene was a group of people standing around him as he laid there in a twisted, motionless heap. For a moment we seriously thought we had killed him. He turned out to be okay, but it freaked everyone out for a while.
Moral of the story: Sometimes we just want to play some fcking ball.
Knowutimean?Last edited by mjw8204; 12-19-2012 at 08:39 PM.
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12-19-2012, 08:33 PM #3703
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12-19-2012, 08:34 PM #3704
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12-19-2012, 08:35 PM #3705
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12-19-2012, 08:37 PM #3706
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12-19-2012, 08:37 PM #3707
- Join Date: Feb 2007
- Location: Portland, Oregon, United States
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Lencho, we've both fallen into mediocrity.
What the hell happened to us? I was just reading through the Bertface 2009 rant, we were funny mofos... always getting into trouble with authority but somehow sneaking out without the banhammer.
We need to bring the lulz back in 2013.Witness the Final Days of My Sanity: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=144537581
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12-19-2012, 08:37 PM #3708
My first neg was from a guy named nightwolfer. It was for a post in PL.
I have randomly negged him back several times over the years, and I think I'll do so again right now.Here Lies the Rant
2005 - 2015
Negs from 1938-1945
-lenco
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12-19-2012, 08:38 PM #3709
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12-19-2012, 08:40 PM #3710
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12-19-2012, 08:40 PM #3711
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12-19-2012, 08:40 PM #3712
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12-19-2012, 08:41 PM #3713
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12-19-2012, 08:44 PM #3714
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12-19-2012, 08:45 PM #3715
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12-19-2012, 08:47 PM #3716
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12-19-2012, 08:47 PM #3717
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12-19-2012, 08:48 PM #3718
- Join Date: Feb 2007
- Location: Portland, Oregon, United States
- Posts: 11,222
- Rep Power: 32620
Lol, months in planning and repping your noobs went into finally for once and all showing you were the neg master. Back then rep was a little tighter too since there were only a few of us over 10k... it wasn't until the boosted the mods a ton we started breaking the rep open.
Witness the Final Days of My Sanity: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=144537581
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12-19-2012, 08:54 PM #3719
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12-19-2012, 08:56 PM #3720
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