ツ Forever Alone Crew ツ Part 2

**DukeValentino** · 08-30-2012, 01:17 AM

Originally Posted by ohface0

working on leaving the FA crew soon. will give updates throughout the journey.

Ladies and gentleman, we have the official winner of the best FA crews on the misc:

*best chance of losing virginity is in prison crew*
*I will be the only person who attends my funeral crew*
*1/10 on a good day crew*
*never been to a party unless family reunions count crew*
*never gotten a girl's number crew*
*talk to myself just to hear a human's voice crew*
*turned down by every social club at school crew*
*gets mail at 2am to avoid neighbors crew*
*zero friends crew*
*always pick #4 crew*

**endofdays89** · 08-30-2012, 01:31 AM

I'm gonna end up like that 36 year old virgin. Also i really am worried about Dabig and Princeofpersia or whatever his name is. There is no way Dabig could stay away from the misc for over a week

edit: Might be going to the club (prolly by myself since i have no friends and everyone rejects my invites) to see this band. It's a titty bar too.

**mrdot** · 08-30-2012, 01:45 AM

Dont know why but i texted the girl even though i know she wont respond but i still did it ****

**gotsumbadnews** · 08-30-2012, 01:49 AM

**DukeValentino** · 08-30-2012, 01:53 AM

Originally Posted by mrdot

Dont know why but i texted the girl even though i know she wont respond but i still did it ****

Bro you lost your chances sorry now she's gonna think your a desperate beta ****get. Did the same with one girl and she never talked to me again. If she isn't interested, she isn't interested. Move on to the next one.

**WhirlwindTobias** · 08-30-2012, 04:03 AM

Originally Posted by StranBall

Picture above.

My thought process;

Hmm, good artwork.
Yeah, even the prettiest girls can be shy and just want a guy to approach them.
I can totally relate, missreading signals FTL.
HOLY **** HAHA!!!!

All in all, a heartwarming set of panels with an excellent payoff

Joo get teh reps.

**1212man1212** · 08-30-2012, 04:32 AM

FA guys could you explain this to me?
ok, most of you are from the US, i will kill to be there. I mean you got LOOOOOOOOOADS of activities all ****ing around you. If not why dont you volunteer?
by FA do you mean no friends or no gf?
Most of you are somewhere fit and lifts, how do you go to the gym with not making new friends? like when you rest/leave/dress up dont you chat with others?
This might be a bit personal, but where does most of your income come from?

ADVICE:
if you think your life suck, try going to any hospital of a rest/free day spend 2-3 hours there sitting like you are waiting for someone... and trust me you perception of life change by just sitting there.
Ever tried hookers? seriously hooker. Just to get you used to having sex

**PowerOfGenetics** · 08-30-2012, 04:38 AM

i havent phucked in like 2 days srs so much wasted potential right now im a fkin stud/beast n put absolute work n got da biggest rager right now. bs.

**Jack101** · 08-30-2012, 04:52 AM

This pof sht is too easy, I've already got a **** buddy line up. She's a 5/10 but with teddies. It's like practice for the big game nomsayin, practice on the ones you dont care about first.

If only I had passed my driving test I'd be knee deep in clunge right now.

Srs it's so easy, most of you are aesthetic.. A lot of these guys on dating sites look like fat slobs srs.

**Nocturne808** · 08-30-2012, 05:07 AM

Originally Posted by Jack101

This pof sht is too easy, I've already got a **** buddy line up. She's a 5/10 but with teddies. It's like practice for the big game nomsayin, practice on the ones you dont care about first.

If only I had passed my driving test I'd be knee deep in clunge right now.

Srs it's so easy, most of you are aesthetic.. A lot of these guys on dating sites look like fat slobs srs.

Just realized I had my profile up there for 6 months+, checked it and no bish has messaged me.

Even the ugly whales get messaged by multiple guys per day. Most of the girls on there are only on for the ego boost. If girls are messaging u out of the blue, you must be aesthetic. Post a pic. Will rate/10.

**Ronceiro** · 08-30-2012, 07:44 AM

Just saw this thread and thought it is pretty useful to a lot of guys here

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=147761423

For me points 1), 2), 5), and 10) are really relevant and were things that used to hold me back

**endofdays89** · 08-30-2012, 08:08 AM

Originally Posted by 1212man1212

FA guys could you explain this to me?
ok, most of you are from the US, i will kill to be there. I mean you got LOOOOOOOOOADS of activities all ****ing around you. If not why dont you volunteer?
by FA do you mean no friends or no gf?
Most of you are somewhere fit and lifts, how do you go to the gym with not making new friends? like when you rest/leave/dress up dont you chat with others?
This might be a bit personal, but where does most of your income come from?

ADVICE:
if you think your life suck, try going to any hospital of a rest/free day spend 2-3 hours there sitting like you are waiting for someone... and trust me you perception of life change by just sitting there.
Ever tried hookers? seriously hooker. Just to get you used to having sex

Who the **** wants to volunteer for gay ****? I don't even want to invest my energy volunteering i've done it before and it sucks. Would rather sit at home and fap/sleep. I'm never even up in the day anyways but to work i can't stand to see this life. And i really don't care how bad people in hospitals are, i am an average person who should have a lot more and i won't be happy until i get it. Actually i'd rather die in a hospital by age 30 than live another 60 years like this.

**richardgere** · 08-30-2012, 08:22 AM

Originally Posted by Nocturne808

Just realized I had my profile up there for 6 months+, checked it and no bish has messaged me.

Even the ugly whales get messaged by multiple guys per day. Most of the girls on there are only on for the ego boost. If girls are messaging u out of the blue, you must be aesthetic. Post a pic. Will rate/10.

Yeah Jack must be aesthetic to get messages from tolerable looking women, ive now got two messages, the 39 year old monstrosity I linked picture before and a 22 year old 5/10

**Jack101** · 08-30-2012, 08:34 AM

I'd consider myself average, not aesthetic..I've posted a pic of me in this thread before anyway lawl

Try changing your about me to something witty, don't have some boring **** like 'my name is bob and I love angus in my mouth'.

**GaiusBaltar** · 08-30-2012, 08:35 AM

Originally Posted by endofdays89

Who the **** wants to volunteer for gay ****? I don't even want to invest my energy volunteering i've done it before and it sucks. Would rather sit at home and fap/sleep. I'm never even up in the day anyways but to work i can't stand to see this life. And i really don't care how bad people in hospitals are, i am an average person who should have a lot more and i won't be happy until i get it. Actually i'd rather die in a hospital by age 30 than live another 60 years like this.

This is why you're fa and you probably deserve it (srs)

**Jack101** · 08-30-2012, 08:37 AM

Originally Posted by endofdays89

Who the **** wants to volunteer for gay ****? I don't even want to invest my energy volunteering i've done it before and it sucks. Would rather sit at home and fap/sleep. I'm never even up in the day anyways but to work i can't stand to see this life. And i really don't care how bad people in hospitals are, i am an average person who should have a lot more and i won't be happy until i get it. Actually i'd rather die in a hospital by age 30 than live another 60 years like this.

Lol brah if you are actually real and not trolling I would come to the US and partay with you srs. 24 beers? You could outdrink most of ireland.

**Ronceiro** · 08-30-2012, 09:38 AM

Originally Posted by endofdays89

Who the **** wants to volunteer for gay ****? I don't even want to invest my energy volunteering i've done it before and it sucks. Would rather sit at home and fap/sleep. I'm never even up in the day anyways but to work i can't stand to see this life. And i really don't care how bad people in hospitals are, i am an average person who should have a lot more and i won't be happy until i get it. Actually i'd rather die in a hospital by age 30 than live another 60 years like this.

...and you wonder why you're FA

**endofdays89** · 08-30-2012, 09:41 AM

Originally Posted by Jack101

Lol brah if you are actually real and not trolling I would come to the US and partay with you srs. 24 beers? You could outdrink most of ireland.

26+ on meds and i didn't even pass out.

**WhirlwindTobias** · 08-30-2012, 11:09 AM

Originally Posted by endofdays89

Who the **** wants to volunteer for gay ****?

You're an idiot, how do you expect us to display sympathy towards you when you're selfish as ****?

**mrdot** · 08-30-2012, 11:13 AM

i dont know how u guys can go on like this theres ****ing nothing worse in the world than having no ****ing friends its even ****ing harder to try and meet people because they will just ****ing leave u for no reason once you do

**** this ****

**TheNateTrixxx** · 08-30-2012, 11:25 AM

Yesterday was my 23rd birthday and I spent it alone playing Madden 13 all day.

**WhirlwindTobias** · 08-30-2012, 11:40 AM

Originally Posted by TheNateTrixxx

Yesterday was my 23rd birthday and I spent it alone playing Madden 13 all day.

I spent my 23rd alone alone too, however I chose to be alone as people cause drama and I climbed up my first mountain instead of staying in.

It turned out to be one of the best decisions in my life, I have travelled to, camped in and summited at several mountain ranges alone since then. You don't need friends to do amazing things people, I am a testament to that.

**Arthax** · 08-30-2012, 11:44 AM

Everything feels pointless today.

**mrdot** · 08-30-2012, 11:59 AM

i havent done anything for my bday since i was like 10

**AhDo** · 08-30-2012, 12:10 PM

Originally Posted by mrdot

i dont know how u guys can go on like this theres ****ing nothing worse in the world than having no ****ing friends its even ****ing harder to try and meet people because they will just ****ing leave u for no reason once you do

**** this ****

Did EOD hack mrdot?

**endofdays89** · 08-30-2012, 12:17 PM

Originally Posted by mrdot

i dont know how u guys can go on like this theres ****ing nothing worse in the world than having no ****ing friends its even ****ing harder to try and meet people because they will just ****ing leave u for no reason once you do

**** this ****

It's getting really hard i'm losing energy and motivation to do anything. Yesterday i went to work and i could barely talk all i could think about was will this ever end. I want to go to this club i invited someone from work and even my ****ing sister and they won't go. I don't even think i have the energy to go up there with all those people by myself dude i'm ****ing sick of this.

**Jack101** · 08-30-2012, 12:23 PM

****k what a slut man I said hi to a girl on badoo she looks at my profile and blocks me. 5.6/10 at best she can't even spell 'trainee' what a slut omg so mad right now guise srs. slut.

edit: oh wait no she didn't block me, you're just not allowed to send a double message. hehehe

**1212man1212** · 08-30-2012, 12:35 PM

guys no one answered my question.
where does most of your income come from?

**nontansto** · 08-30-2012, 12:39 PM

I'm not even trying with girls anymore. Later on I'll start back up, but now its useless when your living with your parents..

**endofdays89** · 08-30-2012, 12:46 PM

Originally Posted by 1212man1212

guys no one answered my question.
where does most of your income come from?

I work at Wal mart i don't have any money

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