¬¬¬ Plenty of Fish Discussion Thread V.3¬¬¬

[KRRZ350]

I've smashed way worse.

[MartyMcFly92]

Yeah, but have you considered them for dating?

[KouRon]

In on 300.

THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAA

[INFINITY_BULK]

Tough situation here bros.

I have a girl that's pretty hot:




But I cannot fcking stand her at all. She's the typical "I'm hot and can do whatever I want because I get white knighted 24/7, but deep down I'm really insecure and stupid"

We've been out 4 times now, and only make out + clothes off. We went out Sun night and got naked but then she's like "im not having sex with you." Keep in mind this girl seems and acts like a slut. Told me she had sex with a guy she was seeing right before me.

I'll tease her and she'll tease me back in a really mean way that's not funny at all. Like if I said it to her she'd get really pissed off. Luckily I don't give a fck about her opinion b/c I'm confident in myself but it just makes it so hard for me to put the effort in to fck her. She also texts me all the time which is really annoying. She also thinks I just want to have sex with her and that's it (100% true), but what she doesn't realize is her personality is so bad that her looks are starting to lose their affect on me.

What would the misc do?

[Marcoccia]

Tough situation here bros.

I have a girl that's pretty hot:




But I cannot fcking stand her at all. She's the typical "I'm hot and can do whatever I want because I get white knighted 24/7, but deep down I'm really insecure and stupid"

We've been out 4 times now, and only make out + clothes off. We went out Sun night and got naked but then she's like "im not having sex with you." Keep in mind this girl seems and acts like a slut. Told me she had sex with a guy she was seeing right before me.

I'll tease her and she'll tease me back in a really mean way that's not funny at all. Like if I said it to her she'd get really pissed off. Luckily I don't give a fck about her opinion b/c I'm confident in myself but it just makes it so hard for me to put the effort in to fck her. She also texts me all the time which is really annoying. She also thinks I just want to have sex with her and that's it (100% true), but what she doesn't realize is her personality is so bad that her looks are starting to lose their affect on me.

What would the misc do?

Play a little role playing game.

Go on a date, have a few drinks, eat, have fun then when you get back to your place rape her.

[INFINITY_BULK]

Play a little role playing game.

Go on a date, have a few drinks, eat, have fun then when you get back to your place rape her.

She got tipsy on Sun (I stayed sober cause it's not worth it to me to get drunk with her). She transformed into an even more annoying b1tch. I had to bite my tongue so many times. Some examples:

"where are your friends?"
me- "out doing xyz with abc" "on a date" etc
her - oh so they get all the girls and you don't huh? what a loser (supposed to be in a teasing way... I don't take offense but this is not funny at all, it just annoys me after 100 of these stupid statements)
me - I know. I'm a huge loser. I wish your friend xyz was here so I could have some fun
her *gets mad*
me- wtf...

later:
her- we arent having sex
me - thats fine, we don't have to have sex
her - dam right I dont. It's my choice. Not like you have a say in it
me- wtf...

another time:
me - I tease her about something
her - omg can't you be cooler? you're such a dork. Earlier you seemed a little cool but now you're just a huge nerd!!
me - *rolls eyes*

her- omg you're so stupid. I thought you were supposed to be smart?
me - not everyone can be as smart as you.
her - that's obvious. poor guy
note - she is dumb as dirt


randomly-
her - too bad i dont like you
me - oh?
her - ya. I only sleep with people I like. I only want to see you casually (apparently this was her joking... she said it like she normally talks)
me - ok. if that's what you really want
her - well what do you want? (WTF?)
me - well i thought this was more serious but if thats what you want I'm cool with it
her - ok lets do it more serious then (uh... i only said that b/c i thought it'd make it easier to sleep with her since it wouldnt look like I just wanted to get in her pants)
me - wtf? you said you wanted to be casual?
her - that was a joke!
me- you said it like you normally talk!
her - ya that's b/c I'm deadpan!
me - wtfwtfwtf lololol

what a fcking idiot
I don't get offended by any of these, she tries to say them in a joking way but they add up and just annoy the fck out of me. I've been nice the entire time

[Marcoccia]

Screw the raep just murder that bitch and put her into a tub of lye and the remains into a furnace.

[MartyMcFly92]

She got tipsy on Sun (I stayed sober cause it's not worth it to me to get drunk with her). She transformed into an even more annoying b1tch. I had to bite my tongue so many times. Some examples:

"where are your friends?"
me- "out doing xyz with abc" "on a date" etc
her - oh so they get all the girls and you don't huh? what a loser (supposed to be in a teasing way... I don't take offense but this is not funny at all, it just annoys me after 100 of these stupid statements)
me - I know. I'm a huge loser. I wish your friend xyz was here so I could have some fun
her *gets mad*
me- wtf...

later:
her- we arent having sex
me - thats fine, we don't have to have sex
her - dam right I dont. It's my choice. Not like you have a say in it
me- wtf...

another time:
me - I tease her about something
her - omg can't you be cooler? you're such a dork. Earlier you seemed a little cool but now you're just a huge nerd!!
me - *rolls eyes*

her- omg you're so stupid. I thought you were supposed to be smart?
me - not everyone can be as smart as you.
her - that's obvious. poor guy
note - she is dumb as dirt


randomly-
her - too bad i dont like you
me - oh?
her - ya. I only sleep with people I like. I only want to see you casually (apparently this was her joking... she said it like she normally talks)
me - ok. if that's what you really want
her - well what do you want? (WTF?)
me - well i thought this was more serious but if thats what you want I'm cool with it
her - ok lets do it more serious then (uh... i only said that b/c i thought it'd make it easier to sleep with her since it wouldnt look like I just wanted to get in her pants)
me - wtf? you said you wanted to be casual?
her - that was a joke!
me- you said it like you normally talk!
her - ya that's b/c I'm deadpan!
me - wtfwtfwtf lololol

what a fcking idiot
I don't get offended by any of these, she tries to say them in a joking way but they add up and just annoy the fck out of me. I've been nice the entire time

Brah, you're a better man than I for putting up with all that bull**** for pussy, even from a girl who is extremely attractive. I'm more likely to blow my chances of fuking her if she annoys me by trolling the hell out of her than I am to sit around and listen to THAT bullsh!t. There are wayyy too many pretty girls for me to give a sh!t.

[BoilerUpIndy]

in on page 300....brahsIamproud.jpeg

[Steve707]

You were starting to like her? notsureifsrs. Bro, I get attached easily. But I don't think I could ever get attached to that.

She was a good lay and looked better in person. I didn't get attached though, and I've got a **** buddy now thats always willing to come over and said she loves giving me head.

[denrocks1]

Have any of you guys just waited for a chick to message you/do chicks ever contact you first?

I don't have a POF account or anything I'm just wondering.

[tino124]

Have any of you guys just waited for a chick to message you/do chicks ever contact you first?

I don't have a POF account or anything I'm just wondering.

All the time, most aren't worth a reply though.

[denrocks1]

All the time, most aren't worth a reply though.

That's what I assumed, I did a search for people in my area and only a handful were decent looking.

[tino124]

Appearantly, imageshack now scans your pictures to see if the text pof.com is present, because this is the second time they have almost immediately blocked one of my pictures.

Anyway, it was the following girl telling me she was attractive.






wait for it...



















Which directly relates to my post above.

[SanDantos]

I've followed every version of this thread and posted maybe twice, but had to post this.

[DamnMaserati]

Appearantly, imageshack now scans your pictures to see if the text pof.com is present, because this is the second time they have almost immediately blocked one of my pictures.

Anyway, it was the following girl telling me she was attractive.

wait for it...


Which directly relates to my post above.

If that is attractive... then what is unattractive? Would take Amy Winehouse, in her current condition, be it cremated, decomposing, or whatever happened to her body before I would even consider that mammoth.

[MartyMcFly92]

If that is attractive... then what is unattractive? Would take Amy Winehouse, in her current condition, be it cremated, decomposing, or whatever happened to her body before I would even consider that mammoth.

Would rather have sex with Betty White.

[AntiGlobalist]

Would rather have sex with Betty WhitWe.

Would rather have sex with this private.

[gmack24]

so I did that POF hack iPos Macros (clicks YES on meet me 5000 times) O lawddd, some fatties on there, only one chick worthy of smashing. I have a very attractive pic up too, but it's just whales messaging me. Notsureifsrs.jpg

[AntiGlobalist]

So did a little experiment brahs.

My first profile I was very successful with. It was all cocky funny humor. Not one serious thing. Sounded like a Chuck Norris facts page almost.

Girls loved it. Then for whatever reason I thought I needed to make my profile more real, thought girls would like that "real" guy more. And made it still cocky and funny but was a lot longer and had a lot more of the "normal" stuff like my interests, who I was looking for, etc.

Well my ****ing response rate dropped like 90%. Literally dropped off the face of the planet. Same pictures. Same everything, except my "about me" section.

So I re-vamped my profile, made it even cockier and funnier, not ONE piece of serious info. And now my results are through the roof again.

So, guys, it's all about how FUNNY and CONFIDENT(cocky) you can come across on your profile and NOT about your pictures or anything else. I've attached a little primer I got from a different site to get you thinking in the right direction. I changed most of it up to fit my own interests personality. But that's the way your profile needs to sound.

POF description example.docx

[itsRyan]

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=29059208



Not sure if srs

I want someone who is ambitious! I am seaching for a guy who can change my quality of life. no im not a gold digger!!!! lol. I seem to date guys that think they can make me fall in love with them by taking me out to eat, go to a movie and give me great sex....wrong...been there done that! I need more out of life! So if you are a great man who likes to spoil his woman by helping her feel good and buying her tanning packages, extensions, cute outfits so she can feel sexy for herself and look her best for you and then suprising her by going on vacations to the beach and doing things together having fun then please feel free to message me.

[behler]

just go into it today. made the profile, put up the avi. have messaged about 25 women. nothing great, but no whales. got about 50% message back rate thus far.

my impressions of it so far is...

-every women has been hurt and is tired of it.

[Black_Dread]

hopefully have a number close by the morning

[gmsd]

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?...d=31636680.htm

I says

I know you think you're hot sh*t and everything...but please...eyebrows..."less is more" isn't for everything

Edit: Blocked...what a *******...

[itsRyan]

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?...d=31636680.htm

I says

I know you think you're hot sh*t and everything...but please...eyebrows..."less is more" isn't for everything

Edit: Blocked...what a *******...

Bro ^ that's one of the most obvious trannies I have ever laid eyes on. Probably pre op with a bigger cawk than mine. Srs.

[Clockwork123]

Appearantly, imageshack now scans your pictures to see if the text pof.com is present, because this is the second time they have almost immediately blocked one of my pictures.

Anyway, it was the following girl telling me she was attractive.

wait for it...

[gmsd]

oh fuk guys...

What has been seen...



BABY...RUTH?

[benzz]

3st

[currents]

holy sh*t, 300 page thread on POF lol. i literally just started an account recently and wanted some tips, looks like I got some reading to do.



how direct do you guys go? i started pushing my comfort zone a bit and getting better then expected results. im trying to just be blatant tell girls they are cute/stunning etc and go for the number fast. do you think going for the number/hangout within 3-4 messages is legit? looks like i got 2 girls to chill with this week hopefully it goes well, but even if it doesnt i dont even care im just messaging more and more girls.

i started just clicking meet me over and over..1 girl messaged. then i was like wtf quit being a b*tch. kept doign meet me but when id see a cute girl would take a few mins to try and send her some witty/funny reply. response rate is better then i thought, now im kind of hung up on "what next" all the time.


ie: one girl I think is really cute, within 3 messages I was like "you look fun to snuggle with, we should hang out". OMG pushing comfort zone lol I never say that sh*t. But within 2 hours shes like "sounds fun my number is xxx-yyyzzzz". SCORE. First date "idk coffee, walk or just chill at my place and 4:20". Fukc yeah

[sweetmcghee]

in on 300th page