Me: if you were a triangle you would be acute one
Me: please respond
Her: bahahahahahaha
Me: coming over now
Me: please respond
Her: to suck my cock?
Me: lets bangout this weekend?
Me: oops silly auto correct i meant hangout
Me: please respond
Her: you dont need to lie, thats no auto correct
Me: Oh heavenly bless beauty, who's beauty is so divine, I would drag my bellend through 10,000 miles of broken glass and HIV needles just to smell your fart through a used sock
Me: please respond
Her: youve been watching too much jenna marbles on youtube
Me: baby, are you a 90 degrees angle? cause u looking right
Her: apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Me: i see you mirin my aesthetics
Her: oh youuuu
Her: youve been a naughty boy now go to my room!
Me: no thanks
Me: *SoClose*
Her: but so far awayyyyyy
Her: one step at a time
Me: isthisreallife?
Her: baby its real.
Me: shut up
*SoClose*
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10-16-2011, 06:33 AM #511
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10-16-2011, 07:16 AM #512
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10-16-2011, 12:11 PM #516
used my friends phone to text this to some girl who has a boyfriend. apparently she cheated on him last week tho. oh and i was drunk at the time.
i also don't have his phone so i don't remember it exactly, but it went something like this:
me: if you were a triangle you'd be acute one?
her: what?
me: let's bangout this weekend
her: hangout?
me: oops stupid autocorrect, i meant hangout but who says we can't do both?
her: stop it
me: i just saw indiana jones and thought, you should be an archaeologist
her: what?
me: cause i have a large bone that you need to inspect
me: please respond
her: seriously stop it
me: but i've had a crush on you for years
her: stop it (yeah it's basically stop it from what i remember the whole time)
me: but you're a heavenly blessed beauty who's beauty is divine and everlasting
me: please respond
her: stop
me: but you made a pledge saying something like "i will inspect every bone i come across"
her: wtf, stop it, i'm done
me: are you aware there are people in this world with a medical condition that makes them this way
me: please respond
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10-16-2011, 12:24 PM #517
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10-16-2011, 12:26 PM #518
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10-16-2011, 12:37 PM #519
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10-16-2011, 12:39 PM #520
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10-16-2011, 04:33 PM #525
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10-16-2011, 04:34 PM #526
- Join Date: Sep 2011
- Location: United Kingdom (Great Britain)
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Love this thread! Just tried it on a bish I met in Magaluf this year (but didn't ****).
Me: If you were a triangle...
Her: Oh I love a good dose of the English charm : ) Diaduit by the way (it means hello in irish) x
Me: Diaduit to you too babe. We shoulda banged in Maga x
Her: No bneating around the bush with you anyway, i like your bluntness lol. Belfast isn't that far away you know.. ; ) x
Me: Coming over now.. x
Me: Lettuce be cereal, if I were in Ireland I'd be round yours right now..
Her: Lettuce be cereal?! where in gods name did you pick up a phrase like that?
Me: Lettuce be cereal, it makes more sense than diaduit.
Her: That's my native language you're talking about! My body misses your touch anyway petal x
Currently working on getting pics
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10-16-2011, 04:38 PM #527
Unfortunately I didn't think about using any of these misc lines. Met this chick last night, spit game at bar.. knew she wanted to bone. Been having problems with girl ive been seeing, so figure i would have my fun with this new kunt. So I go back to her and her friends place.. they put on some dumb fukn music and start dancin, wasting my goddamn time. almost an hour passed they then wanna go taco bell.. so i called the girl im seeing and go to her place.
Then the girl from bar texts me this not even five minutes after i leave....
hoes gonna hoe
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10-16-2011, 04:46 PM #528
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10-16-2011, 04:56 PM #530
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10-16-2011, 05:02 PM #531
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10-16-2011, 05:02 PM #532
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10-16-2011, 05:07 PM #534
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10-16-2011, 08:14 PM #535
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10-16-2011, 08:15 PM #536
Her: Hi
Me: Hi
Her: Would u like to chat with me
Me: Sure, whats up
Her: Fine
Her: wat abt u
Me: Good
Her: Wer r u frm
Me: az, you?
Her: Frm India
Her: U know hondi?
Me: Cool, I've had a crush on you for years
Her: Ok let's check chat in hindi
Me: wat
Her: Don't know hindi?
Me: Not aware, are you aware?
Her: YA suer
Her: I'm going to school
Her: Bye
Me: Please respond
Her: Sorry I can't
Me: Please respond
Her: Bye
Me: foreveralone.jpg
Her: Ill chat in the eve
Me: Negged
Her: Bye
Me: If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one
Her: Ok
Her: Thanks for your advise
Me: Please respond
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10-16-2011, 08:19 PM #537
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10-16-2011, 08:23 PM #538
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10-16-2011, 08:26 PM #539
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10-16-2011, 08:35 PM #540
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