RANT: The Clone Wars

[adamdavidson47]

We should make out.


So, which of these is more important to you? That your wife's grandmother MIGHT be upset or that you'll miss a major life milestone of a close friend? Really only you can answer that one.

Marriage isn't really a major milestone anymore. I have more friends that are divorced than those that stayed married. Staying married for 20+ years is a milestone.

[kvk1]

Hire an actor to play you at the funeral.

Nobody will dare to question or make a big fuss about it a funeral.

[PeterGibbons316]

Kavak wins again!!!

[kvk1]

[adamdavidson47]

Hire an actor to play you at the funeral.

Nobody will dare to question or make a big fuss about it a funeral.

We know John Cusack won't be busy.

[PeterGibbons316]

I was thinking Keanu Reeves, or Paul Walker if he is unavailable.

[adamdavidson47]

I was thinking Keanu Reeves, or Paul Walker if he is unavailable.

I didn't know you were a homo-sensual.

[PeterGibbons316]

I didn't know you were a homo-sensual.

It used to be my thing....

Unless PG316 resorts to his old tactics of trading sexual favors for money/drugs/booze.

[ThickAsABrick]

We should make out.

Any particular Downton Abbey character I should dress up as?

[therorschach]

He should crash his Grandmother's funeral and then crash the wedding.

[ThickAsABrick]

I didn't know you were a homo-sensual.

Madam Derpidson loses again!!!

[strongforgood]

I was thinking Keanu Reeves, or Paul Walker if he is unavailable.

TAAB should do it.

[ThickAsABrick]

TAAB should do it.

Give my agent a call. We'll see if we can work something out.

[strongforgood]

Give my agent a call. We'll see if we can work something out.

Excellent. I'd also like to discuss a possible role for you in the new CougarForGood x5 Program instructional video series.

[ThickAsABrick]

Excellent. I'd also like to discuss a possible role for you in the new CougarForGood x5 Program instructional video series.

Well, I can guarantee I'll be available for that.

PM me to discuss payment options.

[strongforgood]

You attend wedding, wife attends funeral. Both obligations met.

I vote this as well.

Well, I can guarantee I'll be available for that.

PM me to discuss payment options.

Excellent. You may need one of those Downton Abbey costumes.

[Dominik]

If I miss the funeral, my wife's grandmother MIGHT notice and MIGHT be upset for the next couple years. If I miss my buddy's wedding - pissed at me for the rest of my life.

Sounds like you've already figured it out. Which relationship is more important to you, the one with your wife's grandmother or your close friend? Go to the wedding.

[VoxExMachina]

Sounds like you've already figured it out. Which relationship is more important to you, the one with your wife's grandmother or your close friend? Go to the wedding.

I agree.

Besides, I think people on either side of the issue would understand either way. Nobody should be "pissed" with either decision. If they are, then so be it.

[therorschach]

Well, the grandmother won't be pissed.

[medjen]

What if all NFL logos were British?

[PeterGibbons316]

What if all NFL logos were British?

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I'm really hoping this is the first post of many with British NFL logos.

[therorschach]

http://imgur.com/a/9VdIW?gallery

[medjen]

I'm really hoping this is the first post of many with British NFL logos.

There are British logos for all 32 teams in the link. Some are fairly amusing.

[PeterGibbons316]

There are British logos for all 32 teams in the link. Some are fairly amusing.

I didn't even realize it was a link. This is awesome!

[ThickAsABrick]

What if all NFL logos were British?

awesome

[ThickAsABrick]

trollando roots for the Frigid Tosspots

lolmaolol

[PeterGibbons316]

I love all the monocles.

[adamdavidson47]

Any particular Downton Abbey character I should dress up as?

One that doesn't poast.

TAAB should do it.

He's busy reprising his role as leader of the Lollipop Guild in the new Wizard of Oz movie.

[PeterGibbons316]

Skinny fat 16 y/o squats 440 tonight at 4:30..... http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=152025363

[kvk1]

http://imgur.com/a/9VdIW?gallery

These are amazing.

Edit: toc'd.