**Is semen rly a good source of protein?**Im gonna start takin some if so

[Logged2008]

I tasted my semen once (no homo) and it wasnt bad. Kinda salty so im thinking if its mixed with water and lemons, u got the best tastin lemonade. Im in need of extra protein, since I dont like protein shakes at all. Tired of eatin tuna and nuts(no homo) all day.I keep hearin its a good source of protein, is that true?

[Foxy Ronnie]

wtf

[beto_man8]

do it *******


take pics

[youm0nt]

Ur 18

[Miscer]

...lol


DO IT. ****.

[s13v1n]

what the ****...

[Logged2008]

Ur 18

Do u do that so that the person replies with sayin ur 59?

Answer the ****in question guys, I want some lemonade!

[CTpump]

U r so weird

[EuphoriaPL]

yes it is a good source of protein (serious)

do it and take pics or a vid

[Cease2xist]

One spurt of semen is equal to 50 grams of protein, post workout just whip it out in the gym and start shooting in a shaker cup.

[bhujerban]

No. There is almost no protein, not even a full gram, in semen. Not worth it.

[horriblecreation]

if you were really serious about lifting, you would have already been supplementing with it. Never too late to start I guess.

[ToRtuReD-MuScLE]

Its more effective to take someone elses. EVEN more effective it its still warm!

[Logged2008]

One spurt of semen is equal to 50 grams of protein, post workout just whip it out in the gym and start shooting in a shaker cup.

Its more effective to take someone elses. EVEN more effective it its still warm!

What do u think i am a homo?

No. There is almost no protein, not even a full gram, in semen. Not worth it.

O rly?

[CTpump]

Its more effective to take someone elses. EVEN more effective it its still warm!

Even better...its hard to get to eat your own, so get some from someone else

[Logged2008]

Even better...its hard to get to eat your own, so get some from someone else

Or better yet from a little boy right?

[JoeyDaFool]

No. There is almost no protein, not even a full gram, in semen. Not worth it.

i'm not even gonna ask how do you know that

[tjfishrocker]

you have to have at least two pints a day for it to be effective. i suggest getting it from a cow or tranny

[Logged2008]

you have to have at least two pints a day for it to be effective. i suggest getting it from a cow or tranny

I shoot big but dunno about 2 pints big. Hmm I wouldnt feel right if I took it from another person. Maybe I wouldnt feel that bad if it was my bro.

There's actually more carbs in semen than protein (fructose), but, in your case, I imagine your getting a nutritional allottment of both carbs and protein that's sufficient for 3 250-pound bodybuilders, given your daily intake of semen.

Im 5ft11 170lbs. I dont want carbs, I need proteins.

[Sworn_Enemy]

i tasted my own semen too, wasn't all that bad (no homo). I was jacking off after 4-5 days of not jacking off then when i came it was like BOOM protein everywhere and i guess my shot was so hard and high it angled enough to come down right in my mouth

was like this...

[eLjay28]

NEWS HEADLINE: BODYBUILDING FORUM URGES 18 YEAR OLD TO DRINK HIS OWN SEMEN FOR PROTEIN!!


Edited for OP.

[CTpump]

Or better yet from a little boy right?

So u are saying you like little boys? Now that's so shameful of you.

[youm0nt]

Do u do that so that the person replies with sayin ur 59?

Answer the ****in question guys, I want some lemonade!

NOPE

[tjfishrocker]

I shoot big but dunno about 2 pints big. Hmm I wouldnt feel right if I took it from another person. Maybe I wouldnt feel that bad if it was my bro.

like i said, go to www.cow&animalsemendepot.com and order some from cows. is the best.

[Logged2008]

NEWS HEADLINE: BODYBUILDING FORUM URGES KID TO DRINK HIS OWN SEMEN FOR PROTEIN!!

Age: 18

[scsc]

I tasted my semen once (no homo) and it wasnt bad. Kinda salty so im thinking if its mixed with water and lemons, u got the best tastin lemonade. Im in need of extra protein, since I dont like protein shakes at all. Tired of eatin tuna and nuts(no homo) all day.I keep hearin its a good source of protein, is that true?

Yeah, beat off in a blender, add some creatine and glutamine, and you've really got yourself a great and inexpensive shake. Oh yeah, keep eating your nuts. We know you are not a homo.

[CTpump]

like i said, go to www.cow&animalsemendepot.com and order some from cows. is the best.

ahaha OP owned

[Logged2008]

i tasted my own semen too, wasn't all that bad (no homo). I was jacking off after 4-5 days of not jacking off then when i came it was like BOOM protein everywhere and i guess my shot was so hard and high it angled enough to come down right in my mouth

was like this...

ARE U TRYIN TO BE FUNNY?,,,I clearly said I would make LEMONADE

[Aries21]

if you were stuck on a desert island with no food could you survive on your own jizz?

[DL Addict]

Stay natty bro. Sure, you could digest your semen, but at what cost? Look up Semen Gut in Bodybuilding, you don't want that.

This guy uses semen in his supplement arsenal, you want to end up like this?



Sorry, wrong pic, but you get the point.