RANT: i am obese and on a phone

[Orlando1234977]

We've been to Kauai twice (with day trips to Honolulu). The weather and climate are absolutely perfect.

Sounds like a nice place for the bears to spend watching playoff football.

Washington will join them soon, Russell Wilson will be that city that doesn't win playoff games/series in any sport.

Time to get a few kegs, playoff ball @ Lambeau under the lights. (I'll tevo the JJ Watt sacks on dandy dalton)

[Farley1324]

Sounds like a nice place for the bears to spend watching playoff football.

Washington will join them soon, Russell Wilson will be that city that doesn't win playoff games/series in any sport.

Time to get a few kegs, playoff ball @ Lambeau under the lights. (I'll tevo the JJ Watt sacks on dandy dalton)

Are you sure that will be enough to forget three-peat Rose Bowl losses?

[Hola Bola]

Greetings,

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I await your response.

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Sounds legit.

[Miketoc]

Nicaragua is insane. That is all.

Happy New Years rant.

[adamdavidson47]

Dear Gravol,

Could you maybe consider a flavor for kids that doesn't induce a fountain of vomit the moment it touches a kids lips? You also might want to look up the meaning of anti-nausea. Fuking assh0lios.

[kvk1]

Played the demo of this for like 5 hours straight.

http://www.pcgamer.com/2012/12/27/th...k-simulator-2/

Such a blast. Apparently got Greenlit on Steam too. Will purchase it as soon as it's released on there.

[therorschach]

euro truck simulator 2

[Dominik]

After only 12 hours here I already want to move here. Hawaii fukin rocks.

No surprise you're enjoying it after freezing your nuts off in a polar bear's climate.

Never been there but it looks beautiful. I guess the only downside is around 1.5m are crammed into those 10,000sq miles, with most of of them in Oahu. That's the best thing about this place. If you do want to escape for a while, 90% of the joint is uninhabited.

[Hola Bola]

Played the demo of this for like 5 hours straight.

http://www.pcgamer.com/2012/12/27/th...k-simulator-2/

Such a blast. Apparently got Greenlit on Steam too. Will purchase it as soon as it's released on there.

You know, you could get your CHL and get paid to drive a semi-truck for real.

[Farley1324]

I wasn't sure if lolshack's post meant that kvk really was playing a truck driving simulator.

notsureifsrs

[Lencho]

You know, you could get your CHL and get paid to drive a semi-truck for real.

fo' realz

[kvk1]

You know, you could get your CHL and get paid to drive a semi-truck for real.

fo' realz

I don't have the flannel for it.

[Lencho]

At a party with wife's work acquaintances.


Kinda wanna kill myself. Will advise if I go through with it.

[Hola Bola]

I don't have the flannel for it.

Flannel is optional.

[Joe2DovesGiotto]

I don't have the flannel for it.

You could have a cool CB handle and visit a lot of coffee shops, whilst savouring the scenic beauty of the Big Wide Open.

Breaker 1-9 ... K-Vak & The Bandit!

[kvk1]

and visit a lot of coffee shops

[kvk1]

I have never seen a trucker at a Starbucks. I could totally a start new trend.

Then be murdered by the rest of the trucking community for sullying the profession.

[therorschach]

At a party with wife's work acquaintances.


Kinda wanna kill myself. Will advise if I go through with it.

Any hot work acquaintances, bro?

[Lencho]

Any hot work acquaintances, bro?

A few prospects. Wife's partner is kinda hawt @ 56. Her son is the deep snapper for the Seahawks.

However, not enough cumulative hawtness to stave off the impending need to end it all.

[therorschach]

A few prospects. Wife's partner is kinda hawt @ 56. Her son is the deep snapper for the Seahawks.

However, not enough cumulative hawtness to stave off the impending need to end it all.

There a punch bowl?

[Farley1324]

A few prospects. Wife's partner is kinda hawt @ 56. Her son is the deep snapper for the Seahawks.

However, not enough cumulative hawtness to stave off the impending need to end it all.

Long snapper.

[Lencho]

There a punch bowl?

Step ahead, bro. Already peed in it.

[Lencho]

Long snapper.

Either/or.

[theshoupguy]

I don't have the flannel for it.

You'd also have to grow a fierce beard.

Just saaaaaaaaaayin'.

[chazzy1864]

Played the demo of this for like 5 hours straight.

http://www.pcgamer.com/2012/12/27/th...k-simulator-2/

Such a blast. Apparently got Greenlit on Steam too. Will purchase it as soon as it's released on there.

I hate you.

You know, you could get your CHL and get paid to drive a semi-truck for real.

He's not red neck enough.

A few prospects. Wife's partner is kinda hawt @ 56. Her son is the deep snapper for the Seahawks.

However, not enough cumulative hawtness to stave off the impending need to end it all.

Tell 56 year old partner to hit me up.

[im2manly]

You'd also have to grow a fierce beard.

Just saaaaaaaaaayin'.

which also includes hair on or around your neck shoup. i.e. a neck beard area. God.

[Orlando1234977]

Greetings,

I am an investor looking to invest in entrepreneurial teams with big ideas

Brian, glad my calls finally sunk through your sticky knot queer brain. Slip me 500k min., you'll be plugged in to an untapped offshore entrepreneurial team with big ideas.

and,

[theshoupguy]

which also includes hair on or around your neck shoup. i.e. a neck beard area. God.

You see, i2m -- a neckbeard is the prominence of hair on the neck, with little to show on the face.
Judging by kvk's heritage, I don't think he'll have this problem.
Full hair on the normal "beard" region of the face, as well as the neck, will produce a full-figured beard look. With enough time of growth, it will look like a scraggly trucker/biker beard.

This has been a beard report.

[chazzy1864]

Green bay winning... meh.


How bout my Boy Schauby, AJ and Foster tearing up the Bengals?!?!? Oh yeah baby!! Tore them bitches up!!!

[Orlando1234977]

Green bay winning... meh.


How bout my Boy Schauby, AJ and Foster tearing up the Bengals?!?!? Oh yeah baby!! Tore them bitches up!!!

Only three things I like about the Texans is Watt (Badger), Daniels (Badger) and SFG.

Watt led the defense in tackles and sacks, Daniels led the offense in receiving yards, holla.