RANT: The Clone Wars

[therorschach]

After I open bag of coffee beans I put bag in ziplock bag (SUP DAWG) and place in cabinet.

[theshoupguy]

I gave myself my first actual haircut today, instead of buzzing/shaving it all off.
It took forever. So many camera/mirror tricks to try and get it to look alright.
Then Sunday I'm shaving the friendly chops so I'll be babyfaced.

I have no idea what I'm doing with my life anymore.

[Final_Rep]

Thank you for proving my theory correct.

Which theory is that?

I gave myself my first actual haircut today, instead of buzzing/shaving it all off.
It took forever. So many camera/mirror tricks to try and get it to look alright.
Then Sunday I'm shaving the friendly chops so I'll be babyfaced.

I have no idea what I'm doing with my life anymore.

Saw those chops on your FB. Those are some serious chops.

[Ctrainer]

I gave myself my first actual haircut today, instead of buzzing/shaving it all off.
It took forever. So many camera/mirror tricks to try and get it to look alright.
Then Sunday I'm shaving the friendly chops so I'll be babyfaced.

I have no idea what I'm doing with my life anymore.

But I like the chops.

[PeterGibbons316]

You know how I know you guys enjoy having penises forcefully inserted into your orifices?

Is it because I watch a lot of football and have seen them play clips of Strahan from his other show?




Today I learned that I need to find a new dentist.

[ThickAsABrick]

Which theory is that?

Saw those chops on your FB. Those are some serious chops.

Being friends with you on FB would be the equivalent of medical jennifer reading about several hundred children's birthdays.

[PeterGibbons316]

My hair salon offers me wine every time I go in to get my hair did.

ftfy

[Turco]

I have no idea what I'm doing with my life anymore.

Shoup & Sons Manscaping and Tree Service


That's what you're doing.

[Final_Rep]

Being friends with you on FB would be the equivalent of medical jennifer reading about several hundred children's birthdays.

I'm a completely different guy outside the Rant. True story.

[theshoupguy]

sh!t yes it does!

[theshoupguy]

Which theory is that?

Saw those chops on your FB. Those are some serious chops.

But I like the chops.

I'm starting to like them too. I'm sure saying goodbye to them would be much harder if I had a bowler cap and a collection of bow-ties.

[VoxExMachina]

I've determined that the problem with social networking is that you now realize how stupid everyone is. -Vox

[chazzy1864]

My hair salon offers me wine every time I go in to get my hair done.

Sounds delightful.

or in your case, pushed in

Lawlz, nice.

But I like the chops.

As do I.

[Turco]

I've determined that the problem with social networking is that you now realize how stupid everyone is. -Vox

Ok Tyrbold

[VoxExMachina]

Ok Tyrbold

Vox Aphorisms are going to be passed down for generations.

[theshoupguy]

I've determined that the problem with social networking is that you now realize how stupid everyone is. -Vox

[img]http://www.washadvocates.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/********-like-button-e1347474976440.png[/img] Theshoup SoAmayzin Guy likes this.

Theshoup SoAmayzin Guy
Lol yea bro srsly ppl r dum

[PeterGibbons316]

******** is a tool for people I don't have time to be friends with to try to be my friend.

[adamdavidson47]

******** is a tool for people I don't have time to be friends with to try to be my friend.

lol I like it because it allows me to waste time at work. That's about it.

[Hola Bola]

Gamers take a gander:
http://slickdeals.net/permadeal/8869...s-10-war-chest

Majesty bundle ftw...

[ThickAsABrick]

I've determined that the problem with social networking is that you now realize how stupid everyone is. -Vox

We'd have never figured out that you had said this if you hadn't signed it. Now we can ensure that you receive proper credit for such profound thought. Thank you for your efforts.

[VoxExMachina]

We'd have never figured out that you had said this if you hadn't signed it. Now we can ensure that you receive proper credit for such profound thought. Thank you for your efforts.

The signature really made the post.

[VoxExMachina]

[img]http://www.washadvocates.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/********-like-button-e1347474976440.png[/img] Theshoup SoAmayzin Guy likes this.

Theshoup SoAmayzin Guy
Lol yea bro srsly ppl r dum

The internet will end when the last letter is abbreviated. -Vox

[PeterGibbons316]

Today I learned that I need to find a new dentist.

Apparently I need to get some forehead boobs......

[Final_Rep]

The internet will end when the last letter is abbreviated. -Vox

Back when I was younger and perhaps more insensitive to corporate culture, I sent this gif to a group of people at the small GIS company I was working at, telling them I'd found a way to download the entire internet:



I later received a stern reprimand from the big boss, because a) he thought it was real and b) it was a huge waste of bandwidth.

This concludes the story.

[mAssholio]

******** is a tool for people I don't have time to be friends with to try to be my friend.

wot

[Farley1324]

wot

You might want to let up on the gas before the next intersection

[therorschach]

You might want to let up on the gas before the next intersection

wot

[chazzy1864]

wot

I had to reread it a few times for it to finally sink in too.


Essentially, ol' Jason is saying he doesn't use fbook, but others try to keep in contact with him.

[Farley1324]

wot

WOT = Wide Open Throttle

[Hishiad]

Damn right. Paying 10 bucks for some fat fingered Betty that smells like salami to wash my hair seems dumb.

Your mom charges you?