Women: How do you feel about male-initiated threads on the Fem Misc?

[Monicka8311]

oh my heavenly blessed beauty why havent you called me about our romantic dinner?

Been doin hood rat stuff with my friends

[Kemo1990]

Let's see.. right at the top of my head...

"Hello female misc in a bbing web site, you know that men don't like women with muscles, right?"

"Women are attracted by alpha males and here is why"

"Why do women insist in wearing comfortable and sensible clothes when all men want you in skimpy clothes and high heels?"

"What's up with women taking forever to get ready? Don't you know we want you to look perfect but don't want to wait for it?"

"Ladies let me tell you how to please your man in bed"

"Women stop wearing tight clothes at the gym, it make me stare at you while stroking my crotch"

That's the short list.

yar that be pretty retarded

Been doin hood rat stuff with my friends

can i join in?

[sy2502]

yar that be pretty retarded

Those were all actual threads that can be found in this section. Seriously.

[Monicka8311]

yar that be pretty retarded

can i join in?

All day! Just give me a call n come thru

[Kemo1990]

Those were all actual threads that can be found in this section. Seriously.

thats more sad than funny

All day! Just give me a call n come thru

girl you keep teasing me, one day im going to drive my ferrari to your house and ring the doorbell with a bouquet of flowers...but then youll wake up and realize it was only a dream

[stephanielynn76]

I like it! It often adds a little lulz to the mix!

[themyth2009]

I think it's great that some guys come in here. I love all y'all but it's nice to have guys to talk with as well. Most of the guys that come in here are funny and have a great sense of humor.... plus we need those quick comebacks that they assist with

Sidenote:

Had that in my sons bedroom...brings back memories. Sniff.

The real questions is why does Keltron lead the league in female misc posts.

[Keltron]

Had that in my sons bedroom...brings back memories. Sniff.

The real questions is why does Keltron lead the league in female misc posts.

Replies, yes.... I'm definitely the leader of the pack there... but I don't really start too many threads. I'm slacking, I know

[PervedOut]

Female misc is more open to it. Theres a 50/50 that if a woman starts a thread in the regular misc, she will be negged into the deep red.

[sy2502]

OP all you have to do is go through this forum and take a look at the threads, see how people have been treated. That should answer your question.

[latebloomingmom]

Had that in my sons bedroom...brings back memories. Sniff.

The real questions is why does Keltron lead the league in female misc posts.

do you often see this kind of a view from an airplane...
speaking of airplanes
have you read any good books lately?
you know the cheap kind you might buy in an airport that go on and on and on ...............................

[UnaChispita]

OP all you have to do is go through this forum and take a look at the threads, see how people have been treated. That should answer your question.

Yah. I like havin' the boys here. I was just curious b/c some threads were getting locked or deleted, so I didn't know if it was because some ppl were pi$$ed about guys being here/complaining that their threads were inappropriate. I'm just a question-asker in general!

have you read any good books lately?
you know the cheap kind you might buy in an airport that go on and on and on ...............................

Hunger Games series!!!!!!!!!!!!

[danap3681]

Replies, yes.... I'm definitely the leader of the pack there... but I don't really start too many threads. I'm slacking, I know

Myth and Keltron are like the pimps of the female misc... they keep an eye on us gals and get involved as needed

(cause you all know we are just a bunch of ho's up in here)

[itsagoodday]

Myth and Keltron are like the pimps of the female misc

I always pictured them more as experienced cat herders.

(cause you all know we are just a bunch of ho's up in here)

YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T TELL!!!!!!! B*tch.

[sy2502]

I was just curious b/c some threads were getting locked or deleted, so I didn't know if it was because some ppl were pi$$ed about guys being here/complaining that their threads were inappropriate. I'm just a question-asker in general!

Yes, this is probably the only moderated section of the forum, guys who are repeatedly offensive and disrespectful can get slapped by the mods here. As far as I understand from the time I have been here in this forum, you really need to be a d!ck to get action taken against you, it's not the casual raunchy joke that gets people banned. Heck if that was the case, I would be banned for life Things that can get you in trouble around here usually include
- Making disrespectful comments about people's pictures in their BodySpace
- Posting porn
- Calling posters explicit sexist insults
- Obvious, repeated, and unrepentant trolling of the obnoxious kind, especially if several posters start reporting it to the mods.

Other than that I think we are pretty open around here, heck some of the most entertaining threads have been so raunchy I wouldn't want my friends to read some of the crap I have posted here and there...

[daonleebabe]

Myth and Keltron are like the pimps of the female misc... they keep an eye on us gals and get involved as needed

(cause you all know we are just a bunch of ho's up in here)

LOLLLLL Notbigenough jumps in too as needed

love it

[sy2502]

I always pictured them more as experienced cat herders.

LOL, awesome!!!

[UnaChispita]

LOLLLLL Notbigenough jumps in too as needed

love it

Yeah. He's funny too. Is he banned? Watsupwiththat?

[danap3681]

Holding together 10,000 half wild shorthairs... well that's another thing altogether!!!
Ain't that the damn truth!

[Kemo1990]

Yeah. He's funny too. Is he banned? Watsupwiththat?

id hope not...dude seemed legit as hell to me

[daonleebabe]

Yeah. He's funny too. Is he banned? Watsupwiththat?

What makes you think that? I hope not, that would be lame as H*ll.


I think he is....WOW!! Super LAME

[danap3681]

What makes you think that? I hope not, that would be lame as H*ll.


I think he is....WOW!! Super LAME

I haven't seen him either but he comes and goes sometimes.

[sy2502]

I haven't seen him either but he comes and goes sometimes.

Around here, even the most casual and uninterested passing comment about "creatine" will get you banned for a while. I should know.

[penny0527]

Most of the posts by men are good for laughs. It's even better when we women turn the thread into something totally different. I have seen several threads take a hard right.

I don't think that most of the male initiated threads are half as ridiculous as some of the female inititated threads.

[penny0527]

Yeah. He's funny too. Is he banned? Watsupwiththat?

He isn't banned. He's probably trolling women's bathrooms.

[Kemo1990]

Around here, even the most casual and uninterested passing comment about "creatine" will get you banned for a while. I should know.

>Buy creatine
>Rip label off creatine, frantically put it in my backpack
>Carefully drive home
>Don't open garage, open door slowly
>Please tell me no one heard
>Quietly shuffle upstairs
>Run into bathroom, slam door
>Turn on shower
>Swiftly transfer creatine into baby powder bottle, no one will notice
>Put two scoops directly into my mouth, can't risk shaker cup
>Get water straight from sink
>Go downstairs, dinner, pokerface
>Almost rip the hinges off the door leaving the bathroom
>Mom: So how was your day?
>I slam both fists down into the table, shattering my plate screaming FINE
>In tears, I run back upstairs
>Slam bathroom door, this time the hinges come off
>Open window
>Pour creatine out window, escaping in the wind
>I close the window, glass breaks
>I place both hands on the sink
>I feel the paint being peeled underneath my fingernails
>I look into the mirror
>What have I become?
>Creatine. Not even once.

Another creatine trip:
>sneak out of school during study period
>meet up with my dealer down the street, had asked him to get me some creatine
>"did you get me that stuff man?"
>"yeah bro, it wasn't easy. are you sure you want to do this stuff, it's pretty hardcore?"
>"yeah yeah I'll be fine just hand it over"
>Sitting in back of bus where no one can see me
>snort a line then rub one on my lips for good measure
>a few minutes pass and I start to feel jittery
>bus drives by planet fitness
>I jump towards it, destroying the bus and flipping it over with the force of my new quads. dozens of kids die
>walk through the door, literally, breaking glass and the metal frame on the way in
>eat all of the pizza
>people at front desks ask me to leave
>throw 4 of them over my shoulders and squat for 5 sets of 100
>go over to weight section, begin deadlifting 3 tons (they only had that much) with one hand
>PT yells "no bro no!" as the lunk alarm goes off
>landwhale approaches and begins yelling
>so enraged at this point I'd actually become a super saiyan
>roll her like a bowling ball into the cardio section, taking out the back wall of the gym
>ripped old guy is impressed, allows me to make gentle love to his anus in the locker room...no homo
>fly home for PWO meal
>eat the neighbors dog for maximum protein
>mom begins to ask how my day was, bursts into tears upon seeing my golden glowing hair knowing full well i have taken creatine
>get arrested for creatine use
>writing this from an undisclosed location
>it's cool though, the guards let me do pushups and **** and sneak me dbol (not as good as creatine, but still acceptable)
>Creatine. Not even once.

And again:
>Be at party
>Curlbro gives me a small bag of creatine
>Be at gym next day
>Snort creatine in corner
>Sit in corner for ten minutes
>Suddenly, arms begin to twitch
>Mfw my arms are moving on their own
>Mfw arms drag me to squat rack
>Mfw arms pick up dumbells
>ohgodpleaseno
>Now curling 50lbs in the squat rack
>Creatine demands more
>Now curling 200lbs in the squat rack
>Creatine still not satisfied
>Curl the entire gym in the squat rack
>Creatine, not even once.

[broad.stance]

The "ladies let me educate you" threads. Guys who start these threads should catch terminal and incurable crotch itch.

Ladies, let me educate you:

During a post-workout SMR session, at least once, every guy will catch his sack between his thigh and the foam roller while working on his adductors.

If he is wearing short-shorts, you may want to spray the roller down before using it yourself.

[acrawlingchaos]

The question that I've been wrestling with;

Would you rather have noodz sent to you, or would you rather us ask YOU for noodz?

[Shak3401]

I think this is my second post ever in the female misc ,first post I got banned for because I didn't realize there were different rules here lulz. Anyways I'm surprised by the responses. Thought it would be the complete opposite

[penny0527]

I think this is my second post ever in the female misc ,first post I got banned for because I didn't realize there were different rules here lulz. Anyways I'm surprised by the responses. Thought it would be the complete opposite

What was your first post about?