The Official Asian Thread Part 13!!!

[audieswu]

Wow...you all scared off the girls already! LOL

[KDbeepbeep]

Wow...you all scared off the girls already! LOL

yeah what girls are you talking about m8?

[Michael Bao]

fraudin' aint easy bruh

[Hosum]

yeah what girls are you talking about m8?

Hi Kelly, is that a bb.com tattoo on your arm and why is your room so messy??

[KDbeepbeep]

Y u post my spoon pic in here -.-

Is actually a cherry blossom from a Japanese crest and room is messy cause top busy acquiring aesthetics

[audieswu]

Y u post my spoon pic in here -.-

Is actually a cherry blossom from a Japanese crest and room is messy cause top busy acquiring aesthetics

Would like to see rear glute spread...I mean lat spread version of this said pic.

[Hosum]

Y u post my spoon pic in here -.-

Is actually a cherry blossom from a Japanese crest and room is messy cause top busy acquiring aesthetics

I see, in all fairness, I do have those 2 Ikea tables like yours. Same color too!

[New Evolution]

Y u post my spoon pic in here -.-

Is actually a cherry blossom from a Japanese crest and room is messy cause top busy acquiring aesthetics

Spoon pic? WTF is the spoon?

God damn, your priority should be acquiring dat dere cleaning skills.

I see, in all fairness, I do have those 2 Ikea tables like yours. Same color too!

You're such a fruitloop.

[KenshinH]

All the single ladies....

LOL

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you provide pics now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will fap to you.

LMAO

I swear, the married brahs are as bad as the single brahs. Me and Boba will be hanging out on the side - we're too old for this

[KDbeepbeep]

Spoon pic? WTF is the spoon?

God damn, your priority should be acquiring dat dere cleaning skills.






You're such a fruitloop.

Well I don't need to acquire such skills because I'm foreveralone anyways

>tfwnobf

[KenshinH]

Well I don't need to acquire such skills because I'm foreveralone anyways

>tfwnobf

Dun goof'ed girl. Pepper your angus

[New Evolution]

Well I don't need to acquire such skills because I'm foreveralone anyways

>tfwnobf

Do you know how many muscles does your mouth have?

[KDbeepbeep]

Do you know how many muscles does your mouth have?

Idk, why don't you enlighten me?

[nykwan]

Well I don't need to acquire such skills because I'm foreveralone anyways

>tfwnobf

I can imagine myself walking in the sunset, holding hands and smiling. Hearing the crash of the waves as a gentle breeze flows through my body and hair. Walking miles and miles, while the moon rises high into the sky. The whole world is asleep, but I am the only one living a dream. The graceful peace, settling into my heart. For once I actually feel alive. This is what it should feel like. This is how you're supposed to live. A longing sense of comfort. And as we lay on the sand staring into the night sky, the stars become brighter and multiply. Soon enough, the dark sky is brightened by each star's shine. We close our eyes, hand in hand and lie in a moment of silence when all we can hear in the background is the calm waves alining upon the shore and the light night breeze. We make a wish and lie together in a few more moments, appreciating eachother for everything we are. We then both open our eyes to the diamond-like sky, staring for a brief moment as we then both turn to eachother, lying on our sides. I am looking into your eyes and you are looking into mine. I look at every inch of your body, then interlocking my eyes into yours once again. I inhale as you take a deep breath. I then begin to speak in a soft whisper. I tell you this is everything. You are all I've wanted. You were in all my dreams. You love me the way I wanted. You care for me like no one else has. I appreciate everything you've ever done for me, everything you've spent on me, everything you've said to me and everything you've felt for me. You are the only one I want. I am in love with you. Please keep me forever. Locked away in the eternity of time. You are different. You give me ideas. Thoughts, feelings, unlived visions of places I've never been or never knew existed, walking beside you in every one. It may be simple to state how I feel about you and say I love you a thousand times, but it is all too complex to fully give you the understanding of the meaning of the immense amount of love and appreciation I have for you. I tell you you're the one. You're everything anyone could ever ask for. I am thankful to have you in my life. I love you. I then pause and look into your eyes. You don't say anything. You can see the moon reflecting onto the calm ocean. A warm chilling feeling flows throughout my body as I watch you begin to slowly close your eyes and bring your body closer to me. Your face inching towards mine. As I close my eyes, I take one deep breath, tasting the chilled ocean air. I slowly bring myself closer to you, as you put your arms around me. I can feel your body heat and your soft hands touching my body. Our lips then touch. We kiss. Passionate, gentle, everlasting. This one kiss expresses all my thoughts, feelings, emotions and every little detail of every little existing idea, dream, form of all the words and feelings that I've developed for you. That moment, it was all unveiled. We lied there for minutes, sharing this dream we both created together. As we slowly move our faces away, I lay my head upon your shoulder and your arms around my body. The night had never seemed so bright and beautiful up until this day. It's like the world turned and everything completely changed. Everything was clear and I can actually breathe and feel each beat of my heart pound against my chest, as the blood slowly flows through my body. I can feel, hear, touch, taste, see, smell and understand everything, in what now feels like what is heaven. Lifelessly floating on a cloud, feeling fully alive. The feeling of being so unrealistically content and that a perfect life and person can exist is far beyond anything I could have ever perceived. You are my savior and meaning for existance. I thank you for everything you will do and being there, always. We lie, staring into the sky feeling the air get colder as the night becomes later. It doesn't bother me though. My body is filled with a warming sense of completion. Everything I'd dreamed of having is fulfilled, finally. I close my eyes and daydream once again of having and sharing this same exact moment with you. Soon enough the stars slowly fade away as the sky becomes lighter and the light of the sun pierces through the sky, slowly rising as time repeats itself once again. But this time is new. The feeling of being reborn into a life that you feel you've lived every single day. It feels so right. Life is beautiful with you. I appreciate things much more thoroughly. I love you. I always will.

[New Evolution]

Idk, why don't you enlighten me?

If you play your card right, you may have an extra one.

I can imagine myself walking in the sunset, holding hands and smiling. Hearing the crash of the waves as a gentle breeze flows through my body and hair. Walking miles and miles, while the moon rises high into the sky. The whole world is asleep, but I am the only one living a dream. The graceful peace, settling into my heart. For once I actually feel alive. This is what it should feel like. This is how you're supposed to live. A longing sense of comfort. And as we lay on the sand staring into the night sky, the stars become brighter and multiply. Soon enough, the dark sky is brightened by each star's shine. We close our eyes, hand in hand and lie in a moment of silence when all we can hear in the background is the calm waves alining upon the shore and the light night breeze. We make a wish and lie together in a few more moments, appreciating eachother for everything we are. We then both open our eyes to the diamond-like sky, staring for a brief moment as we then both turn to eachother, lying on our sides. I am looking into your eyes and you are looking into mine. I look at every inch of your body, then interlocking my eyes into yours once again. I inhale as you take a deep breath. I then begin to speak in a soft whisper. I tell you this is everything. You are all I've wanted. You were in all my dreams. You love me the way I wanted. You care for me like no one else has. I appreciate everything you've ever done for me, everything you've spent on me, everything you've said to me and everything you've felt for me. You are the only one I want. I am in love with you. Please keep me forever. Locked away in the eternity of time. You are different. You give me ideas. Thoughts, feelings, unlived visions of places I've never been or never knew existed, walking beside you in every one. It may be simple to state how I feel about you and say I love you a thousand times, but it is all too complex to fully give you the understanding of the meaning of the immense amount of love and appreciation I have for you. I tell you you're the one. You're everything anyone could ever ask for. I am thankful to have you in my life. I love you. I then pause and look into your eyes. You don't say anything. You can see the moon reflecting onto the calm ocean. A warm chilling feeling flows throughout my body as I watch you begin to slowly close your eyes and bring your body closer to me. Your face inching towards mine. As I close my eyes, I take one deep breath, tasting the chilled ocean air. I slowly bring myself closer to you, as you put your arms around me. I can feel your body heat and your soft hands touching my body. Our lips then touch. We kiss. Passionate, gentle, everlasting. This one kiss expresses all my thoughts, feelings, emotions and every little detail of every little existing idea, dream, form of all the words and feelings that I've developed for you. That moment, it was all unveiled. We lied there for minutes, sharing this dream we both created together. As we slowly move our faces away, I lay my head upon your shoulder and your arms around my body. The night had never seemed so bright and beautiful up until this day. It's like the world turned and everything completely changed. Everything was clear and I can actually breathe and feel each beat of my heart pound against my chest, as the blood slowly flows through my body. I can feel, hear, touch, taste, see, smell and understand everything, in what now feels like what is heaven. Lifelessly floating on a cloud, feeling fully alive. The feeling of being so unrealistically content and that a perfect life and person can exist is far beyond anything I could have ever perceived. You are my savior and meaning for existance. I thank you for everything you will do and being there, always. We lie, staring into the sky feeling the air get colder as the night becomes later. It doesn't bother me though. My body is filled with a warming sense of completion. Everything I'd dreamed of having is fulfilled, finally. I close my eyes and daydream once again of having and sharing this same exact moment with you. Soon enough the stars slowly fade away as the sky becomes lighter and the light of the sun pierces through the sky, slowly rising as time repeats itself once again. But this time is new. The feeling of being reborn into a life that you feel you've lived every single day. It feels so right. Life is beautiful with you. I appreciate things much more thoroughly. I love you. I always will.

Cliffs do you even?


:}

[KDbeepbeep]

If you play your card right, you may have an extra one.

Sorry, elbowstoopointy/10

[krazedxboi]

idk, why don't you enlighten me?

a/s/l/n

[Hosum]

Sorry, elbowstoopointy/10

You sure? You and Evo are the same height, might look like he's kneeling in his avi, but he is actually standing. :}

[liuzhoudragon]

if beepbeep is a giant catfish I wouldn't mind covering that fish in olive oil

[KDbeepbeep]

if beepbeep is a giant catfish I wouldn't mind covering that fish in olive oil

I prefer coconut oil

[liuzhoudragon]

I prefer coconut oil

actually got some at my place.

we could skip the oil all together if you want and just do the rubbing..........just after I take my hnnng pills so my heart doesn't stop.

[nojennyno]

You're fine yo!

Hello and welcome, hopefully these cats don't scare you off. Good luck in your fitness goals. I been slacking but hoping to be back this week on a consistent basis.

Lol BB is seems so.. Bromance x 100

[nojennyno]

No video, no care.

Your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3/10 with make up in this photo. I don't even want to imagine what you look like without make up. I actually just threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it. Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture) . As for your hair, lol. Seriously, do something. You look like a horse. Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins /damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for you, that can't be surgically fixed, lol. You arms are way too long. lol at how they hang by your sides. Kind of reminds me of lurch. Don't even let me start on your pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, you do not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like you in one word. 'UGLY ' would be unfair , since it doesn't reflect how repulsive you look. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where you would be, on the scale of an average man. I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible.

Good luck with your blonde bikini goal in 2013. Have a nice day.

Thanks so much for your sugar coated feedback. It helps me in ways you can't even comprehend.
On a completely unrelated note, have you heard of SDS?

Morning brahs!!!




Sup brah, highly encourage to post pics of hut gf/wife, mom, sister, cousin, etc..

On a serious note, does my profile seem fake??? I literally joined a few days ago and haven't figured out more than uploading some pix. BB usability = not so great

[liuzhoudragon]

Thanks so much for your sugar coated feedback. It helps me in ways you can't even comprehend.
On a completely unrelated note, have you heard of SDS?



On a serious note, does my profile seem fake??? I literally joined a few days ago and haven't figured out more than uploading some pix. BB usability = not so great

Send a few strategically places spoon pics........then we can determin fake/real.

as for SDS?


SDS Self Directed Search
SDS Student Disability Services

SDS Standard Deviation Score

SDS Software Design Specification
SDS Software Development System

SDS Satellite Data System

SDS Self Defense System

SDS Some Day Soon
SDS Service Delivery Support

SDS Skills Development Services

SDS Software Development Site

SDS Space Defense System

SDS Senior Drill Sergeant


SDS So Darn Sexy

SDS Shared Data Server

SDS Shut Down Sequence

SDS Sales Decision Support

SDS Sustainment Data System

SDS Staff Development Summary

SDS Special Delivery Service

SDS Sudden Death Syndrome

SDS Secure Data Storage

SDS Sustainable Development Strategy

SDS System Design Specification

SDS Strategic Defense System

[Paneetius]

sup sup, i did it, new dl pr 275. Form didn't go to chit that much, only slight rounding. pulled together lower back so hard, squeezed out a fart during lock out lol.

Felt so easy 275. I think i can do 315 sooner than expected.

[Johnnybomb]

We had our Chinese New Years company dinner last night and I almost fainted this morning when I saw the total amount we spent last night. 10 tables 40000 RMB, alcohol 21000 RMB, CNY Red Envelopes 420000 RMB. Then we had drawings for gifts and cash prizes (200-1000 RMB) where my partner and I each gave out 30000 RMB of our own money and Company gave out 50000 RMB, and for the big gifts it was 5 Iphone5's 22400 RMB, 5 and Samsung Galaxy S III 14500 RMB. That's 627900 RMB thats 100,700 USD! That's more money than what I spent to start up my company a little over 3 years ago!

[Paneetius]

100,700 USD! That's more money than what I spent to start up my company a little over 3 years ago!

in a little over 3 years, your company sure did grow exponentially. Congratulations m8 and gl in the future.

[Johnnybomb]

And I got my own Chinese New Years red envelope. 15000 RMB, 2300 USD... lolz

[nojennyno]

Send a few strategically places spoon pics........then we can determin fake/real.

as for SDS?

Small dick syndrome. He seems to have it.

[Johnnybomb]

Small dick syndrome. He seems to have it.

lol hahaha.