Official Tinder Thread Part II

[CodeMan8]

Got blocked for the first time because i said, "Whats a girl like you doing on this app? Don't you get tired of waiting days upon days for a match?"



Feelsbadman, wanted to smash

Gee. I wonder why you got blocked?















Oh, that's right. You basically said she's incapable of getting matches.

[Beauuu]

Gee. I wonder why you got blocked?





Oh, that's right. You basically said she's incapable of getting matches.

Thought shed take the joke like a boss....guess not


Edit: signed out then signed back in and all of my matches were gone. For a genious app, they have some of the worst developers jesus christ

[Volumes]

^^^ me too!
I logged out and lost my matches

and a girl who had bodybuilding.com in her interests had just msged me...

dem feels

[ramsgoldberg61]

Been using Tinder since May, great App.

[lukebaumy94]

I wouldn't. Is she attractive? I'm guessing she's average as fuk because even a hot girl would have at least flirted or brought something to the conversation to keep it from getting stale

She wasn't a supermodel, but I thought she was pretty cute.

[InnerThighChafe]

Can't use my real location since I'm currently in uni in fuuking Jacksonville, and I along with half of the girls on Tinder go to UNF.

If I keep making the account and deleting it over and over again, it would look real bad.

Strong location to where I went to college

[theprodigyx]

just got back from doing a euro trip for three months. broke and living at home for now. got a few matches, and 1 number. how do i approach this with myself living at home??? havnt lived at home for five years, but had to splurge and travel.

got a girls number that works near me, but lives 25miles away. what kind of intital meetup?

[jeff_vangundy]

^^^ me too!
I logged out and lost my matches

and a girl who had bodybuilding.com in her interests had just msged me...

dem feels

same shyt happened to me just now, at first didnt let me send messages now I got phucked

[poisyn]

Used to do the clear data trick with no problems but lost all my chit now like you guys wtf

[jeff_vangundy]

Used to do the clear data trick with no problems but lost all my chit now like you guys wtf

brb reswiping trying to find previous old matches. shyt sucks

[oCR7]

Got tiits ?

[WhirlwindTobias]

seems a little cringe brah, she's not really taking any bait, not asking what the segue was, ending the convo to go to sleep and u try to keep it going, etc.

brahs i'm gonna ask for a third and final time: are there any android brahs with emoticons?! and if so how the phuck do i get them? (good ones, not just the default robot face smiley chit)

I'm aware of the cringe-factor mate, but I wanted to share anyway. I got nought to hide.

As for the goodnight comment, well some girls just prioritise sleep over random dudes on a dating app. And she gave her number up without needing me to come up with the 'better line" she insisted on. My guess is there's interest but she's being a typical English bird. You know what we have to work with.

Why are you looking for emoticons btw? We're supposed to be limiting them, I was reluctant to even use "O_o" in that text exchange. The usual ASCII symbols are subtle yet effective for their purpose.

[Volumes]

same shyt happened to me just now, at first didnt let me send messages now I got phucked

ya phukin 7.5/10 msged me first, and it wouldn't let me reply then I lost everything

just made a new account and couldn't find her

feelsbadman

[Dynamu5]

I just came up with a line that worked for me that you can use if a girl hasn't responded to you in awhile (either via text or Tinder):

"Alright *name*, enough playing hard to get, what are you demands"

Thoughts?

[sneakyninjapnts]

I just came up with a line that worked for me that you can use if a girl hasn't responded to you in awhile (either via text or Tinder):

"Alright *name*, enough playing hard to get, what are you demands"

Thoughts?

Doesn't sound good imo.

[jeff_vangundy]

I just came up with a line that worked for me that you can use if a girl hasn't responded to you in awhile (either via text or Tinder):

"Alright *name*, enough playing hard to get, what are you demands"

Thoughts?

sounds creepy, i usually just open up with "hey"; don't think you need exotic openers for pretty much an instant message convo

[sneakyninjapnts]

sounds creepy, i usually just open up with "hey"; don't think you need exotic openers for pretty much an instant message convo

This wasn't an opener, it was a please respond text. It just sounds too 'hurt' and not portraying the "you made a mistake for not responding" in a comical way. imo.

[Dynamu5]

This wasn't an opener, it was a please respond text. It just sounds too 'hurt' and not portraying the "you made a mistake for not responding" in a comical way. imo.

Maybe if a comical tweak was added to it then it could be a bit more effective?

[rektt]

Ok this isn't tinder related but I wanted to share it with you guys anyway because this thread is like a second home for me lol:


So i decided to post progress pics on reddit just because I've come a long way (250lbs -> 170lbs). After a day or so I get a PM from a user saying "I know Im late but I just wanna say you are incredibly handsome This is me (pic here)"

So of course I call her out saying that its probably some 400lbs dude named jamal. I tell her to send me a pic of her holding up a sign with her reddit name. She delivers and I essentially treat it like a tinder match lol. I acquire the digits and begin texting her. She will be moving to Texas next week and although I live in Florida I have a job in Texas whenever I want.

Obviously I'm not going to move out there just for some random girl, but it would be interesting lol.

[sneakyninjapnts]

Ok this isn't tinder related but I wanted to share it with you guys anyway because this thread is like a second home for me lol:


So i decided to post progress pics on reddit just because I've come a long way (250lbs -> 170lbs). After a day or so I get a PM from a user saying "I know Im late but I just wanna say you are incredibly handsome This is me (pic here)"

So of course I call her out saying that its probably some 400lbs dude named jamal. I tell her to send me a pic of her holding up a sign with her reddit name. She delivers and I essentially treat it like a tinder match lol. I acquire the digits and begin texting her. She will be moving to Texas next week and although I live in Florida I have a job in Texas whenever I want.

Obviously I'm not going to move out there just for some random girl, but it would be interesting lol.

Pm me link to post brah I'm curious!

To the above brah with the line... Look at the other please respond type ones especially in the first thread. Just scroll quickly til you screenshots. You'll get a better idea how.

[SkinnierThanSis]

Why are you looking for emoticons btw? We're supposed to be limiting them, I was reluctant to even use "O_o" in that text exchange. The usual ASCII symbols are subtle yet effective for their purpose.

haha just immature chit like the hands and water drops. not so much the faces as the random objects, some bishes love em. can use them in whatsapp but guessing they're not built in to tinder

[Phil10K]

for me it didn't matter what i did in the first 24 hours, i mentioned it earlier but i think it might legit come through in waves to keep people logging in. if i were u i'd just log in once a day then shut it off and see where you're at after 3 or 4 days. if ur in an area with lots of people then u should have new ones rolling in every day.

maybe there's some bot detection thing where u have to interact and not get reported and then u get a go ahead to receive more recommendations... or maybe the app is just glitchy as fuark, especially on android haha.

Still nada after 2 days

[Bunk247]

Ok this isn't tinder related but I wanted to share it with you guys anyway because this thread is like a second home for me lol:


So i decided to post progress pics on reddit just because I've come a long way (250lbs -> 170lbs). After a day or so I get a PM from a user saying "I know Im late but I just wanna say you are incredibly handsome This is me (pic here)"

So of course I call her out saying that its probably some 400lbs dude named jamal. I tell her to send me a pic of her holding up a sign with her reddit name. She delivers and I essentially treat it like a tinder match lol. I acquire the digits and begin texting her. She will be moving to Texas next week and although I live in Florida I have a job in Texas whenever I want.

Obviously I'm not going to move out there just for some random girl, but it would be interesting lol.

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Reddit *******.

Joking. Congrats on the weight loss/Redditella.

[WhirlwindTobias]

haha just immature chit like the hands and water drops. not so much the faces as the random objects, some bishes love em. can use them in whatsapp but guessing they're not built in to tinder

Oh chit, I know the ones you're talking about. I remember someone posting 2x water drops for sexual innuendo and it had a great reception.

So yeah I see where you're coming from.

[poisyn]

My matches are still broken from earlier when I cleared my chit, what the fuk man

rektt let me know when you wanna hit up world of beer son

[CodeMan8]

Thought shed take the joke like a boss....guess not


Edit: signed out then signed back in and all of my matches were gone. For a genious app, they have some of the worst developers jesus christ

Ehh you were joking about her looks though. That can be VERY touchy. Some girls will catch on, but many will take it to heart and think you're either being an arse hole or a troll.

Anyways. My 5'10 from OKC messages me back last night. 4-5 days in between messages? I can't do that chit. Going to get her away from the site in my next message. Wish me luck guise

[WhirlwindTobias]

Ehh you were joking about her looks though. That can be VERY touchy. Some girls will catch on, but many will take it to heart and think you're either being an arse hole or a troll.

Anyways. My 5'10 from OKC messages me back last night. 4-5 days in between messages? I can't do that chit. Going to get her away from the site in my next message. Wish me luck guise

Codeman is right. There are many things you can joke about, but a women's looks are not one. Imagine if a girl made fun of your penis; "I thought he'd take the joke like a boss". Let's be real tea no guy wants to hear bad things about his dick, even if they're said in jest.

Codeman good luck with getting her off OKC. It's either really easy, or next to impossible. And then you still have to take into account that she might just give up texting you afterwards. Now that's annoying. I wish I had spent my 19-25 years dealing with this "acquire number but deal with flakes/non responders" crap so at this age I'd shrug it off in a heartbeat. But no I had to indulge in video games and jerking off instead.

[SkinnierThanSis]

chick sends spoon pic and then asks me to return the favour but with a knife. she might actually like daggers.

[tranceNhouse]

I have a decent amount of chicks messaging me on POF but I don't feel like going through the whole woo - get her number - woo some more - set up a date process. Takes too long to do this for every girl. Is there a way to smash quicker? I wanna indirectly let the girl know I wanna fuk her right away.

[athlete1010]

Which one brah

You asked if anyone would want to see a couple more full convos. Definitely in on those...great stuff!