Rules that guys wished girls knew..........
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.
3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see
if he can find the perfect present, again!
5. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an
answer you don't want to hear.
6. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
7. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared
to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and
monster trucks.
8. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like
every other cat.
9. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.
10. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
tides. Let it be.
11. Shopping is not sport.
12. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
13. You have enough clothes.
14. You have too many shoes.
15. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to
like it.
16. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot and
your Dad probably is too.
17. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
18. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark
anniversaries on a calendar.
19. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from
point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
20. Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes-what makes you think
we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good
with your dress?
21. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
22. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
23. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.
24. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
25. Check your oil.
26. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
27. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
28. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz
together.
29. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an
argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
30. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't
expect us to act like soap opera guys.
31. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of
the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
32. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know
how pretty you are?
33. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
34. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want
it done- not both.
35. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.
36. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
37. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right
to complain about having their boobs stared at.
38. Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like
you do.
39. Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are
airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty and it's
certainly not going to deter us from reading the magazines.
40. The relationship is never going to be like it was
the first two months we were going out.
41. Anyone can buy condoms.
http://www.anvari.org/fun/Gender/Rul...irls_Knew.html
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Hmm.. I've never know a toilet lid to stop any stink that comes from a toilet.
The only time I have a problem with guys leaving the seat up is at 2A.M. when I'm not exactly observant -_-
Oh and missing the pot, if you can't put the piss where it belongs then clean it up. What the hell man? I ain't your nanny.“A free people ought not only be armed and disciplined, but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government” -George Washington
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12-09-2012, 03:35 PM #10
I'd like to add one more... If I'm stopping somewhere to get something to eat on the way home and I call you and ask you if you want anything in which you reply "no I'll just eat something here or no I just ate," don't eat my food when I get home you had your chance, you declined. Don't think just because you changed your mind my food is now free game. /end rant
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I think it looks great, too. But "the joke" (I think) is more about getting your hair done at all, rather than the length. If the guy doesn't notice ("honey, notice anything different about me?") either he's obtuse, or perhaps the new 'do is not significantly different. Either way, he's gonna be in trouble ...
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Sure.
1. Don't force us to shut up about the past. If we keep trying to talk about it, it's because we know eventually YOUR curiousity will get the better of you and you'll want to know every dirty disgusting detail.
2. If you tell me to wear a longer skirt, I will wear higher heels.
3. Your best female friend is a far bigger threat to our relationship than a random guy at a nightclub.
4. Stop telling me I look good without makeup and I dont need to wear it. You fell in love with me when I was wearing it. It's staying.
5. Yes, there's a fking difference between aqua and navy.
6. Don't say you don't want any dessert and then eat mine.
7. Don't make fun of my "girly" drink then keep sneaking sips of it.
8. Yes, I'm fking asleep, it's 3 am, go fap, I have work in the morning.
9. Peeing with the door open is not okay. "You've seen me naked who cares" is not a rational excuse.
10. Ears should only be cleaned with qtips or specialised medication. Not a pen. Not a toothpick. Not your finger.
11. Not everything can be flushed down the toilet.
12. You're always "the best I've ever had". So don't ask.
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22. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
Not correct advice...male needs to improve on his bedroom skills and help out with the dishes, problem solved : )Cheers,
Mel x
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