-1st date with girl. we go and get smoothies
-go back to my dorm watch movie+cuddle
-movie ends, things start geting heated
-start fingering her, shes dry as **** and doesnt get wet
-she starts giving me **** head, like the worst head ive ever gotten
-get on top and try to go inside her, she keeps apologizing saying she has a problem where she cant rlly get wet. shes too dry and tight and i cant get it in. start going soft
-gives me more of the worst head ever
-she gets on top, still dry as **** but manage to get it in
-sucks at riding, went horizontal motion instead of up and down
-i havent had sex or fapped in 3 weeks since i broke up with ex
-i nutted in like 30-60 seconds (moreso on the 30 side)
-feel embarrased, turn lights on. there blood on my dick
-she didnt tell me she was on her period
-blood and cum on me, and all over my sheets and comforter
-i awkwardly walk her back to her car and kiss her goodbye
no thanks jeff
moral of the story: dont **** a chick who cant get wet. dont **** a chick on her period. and dont do no fap, it provides no gains and you cant last for shyt its ****ing retarded
inb4 tmisc virgins enter the thread with their stories
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02-18-2013, 04:43 PM #1
just had the worst sex of my life (srs)
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02-18-2013, 05:43 PM #23
Well, considering every girl is different, this is a possibility. It's just a little fishy (pun intended) that you didn't know.
The only logical thing is she got it during the act. If not she should have had a tampon in or a pad, which would have clued you right away.
Orrr, you're making it up. Not sure which I believe at this very moment, will need pictures to further investigate.
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