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    Alright FMiscers... I want to know what will make you giggle to yourself while you're at the gym. No being mean, just good, honest, humor.

    I'll start: People that run awkwardly. The track is adjacent to the heavy weights, squat racks, etc. at my gym. So while I'm resting I people watch. And man, some people have the goofiest running style! I'm sure I do too, but I encourage people to laugh at me as well! There was a girl today that, no joke, looked like she was running from zombies. Flailing about, boobs flapping, arms flapping... it was hilarious. Almost dangerously hilarious, since I was doing squats and needed to concentrate!
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    We have this one lady that wears these crazy outfits with bright flourescent colored pants and I giggle every time I see her. Nothing she wears ever comes close to matching.
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    There's a marathon runner that trains at my gym and he always wears extra skimpy running shorts. I'm not sure how he keeps everything in them O_O
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    Originally Posted by resilience5241 View Post
    There's a marathon runner that trains at my gym and he always wears extra skimpy running shorts. I'm not sure how he keeps everything in them O_O
    I have one at my gym too! He never wears a shirt, and man... he's SO lean! Looks like skeletor a little!
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    Originally Posted by resilience5241 View Post
    There's a marathon runner that trains at my gym and he always wears extra skimpy running shorts. I'm not sure how he keeps everything in them O_O
    OMG There's a guy at my gym that doesn't wear underwear and he's always in baggy shorts!! The benches are directly in front of the squat machines so when I'm squatting and he goes to bench I can see everything!!!! He's like an old guy with huge donkey nuts and they sorta flop around on the bench.
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    Originally Posted by grace_ou View Post
    OMG There's a guy at my gym that doesn't wear underwear and he's always in baggy shorts!! The benches are directly in front of the squat machines so when I'm squatting and he goes to bench I can see everything!!!! He's like an old guy with huge donkey nuts and they sorta flop around on the bench.
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    Originally Posted by grace_ou View Post
    He's like an old guy with huge donkey nuts and they sorta flop around on the bench.
    hahahahaha

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    Anytime someone uses a machine in a way that's totally wrong, it always gives me a chuckle:
    People who think the standing calf raise is a standing leg press..
    People who think the lat pull down is a hip extender. The keep their arms straight and then lean down and back towards the ground.
    People who get on the indoor rower and cant sync the sliding of the seat w/the pulling of the handle.

    Originally Posted by grace_ou View Post
    OMG There's a guy at my gym that doesn't wear underwear and he's always in baggy shorts!! The benches are directly in front of the squat machines so when I'm squatting and he goes to bench I can see everything!!!! He's like an old guy with huge donkey nuts and they sorta flop around on the bench.
    Donkey nuts.. lol. I bet he'd be a good match for the woman w/camel toe.
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    People who think the standing calf raise is a standing leg press..
    I will go one better than that... had a lady who was showing a new girl how to use the standing calf raise as a squat machine.
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    There was a guy who used to come in regularly and he'd wear extremely short shiny silver shorts and sunglasses (yes, inside the gym he wore his sunglasses). Then he'd start squatting ... oh lawd. It was horrifying and funny at that same time.
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    - Guys who purposefully slam the weights down and look to see who noticed..
    - Guys who walk with their arms out/chest pushed out trying to seem bigger than they are.
    - Watching guys argue over a machine. It's also slightly jimmy rustling. Your both adults, grow up, have some patience.
    - Guys who ask if I take protein. lol
    - Seeing a female work out with more intensity than 95% of the males.
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    There is one guy that will always take the bar that you use for tricep cable pushdowns and swing it like a baseball bat while watching himself in the mirror before hooking it up to the cable.

    Then there is the old woman that will take up a smith machine to workout for 30 minutes using 2.5 lb dumbbells. She never actually ever touches the smith machine.

    And last friday, was doing leg lifts into shoulder stand position. Out of the corner of my eye, there was this guy doing these weird exercises between my bench and the next one. I don't know if it was tai chi or what it was, but it was extremely distracting cause all I could tell was he was flailing his limbs all over the place. I nearly lost my balance a few times. When I finished my set, he was gone, but was able to figure out who he was cause he started doing similar stuff at the other side of the gym and every exercise he did had the most awful form and it looked like all he was trying to do was everything quick...even on the elliptical, it looked like he was gonna die.
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    - Guys who walk with their arms out/chest pushed out trying to seem bigger than they are.
    Oooo, Really like that one, especially when it is a guy that still needs to lose 50 lbs, doesn't even have big arms, but walks around like that while being followed by his entourage of sycophants.
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    -- Guys who ask if I take protein. lol
    It makes me chuckle when people say "I have to take my protein." I completely understand what they're getting at...it just comes off like they think its roids or something.
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    There's a marathon runner that trains at my gym and he always wears extra skimpy running shorts. I'm not sure how he keeps everything in them O_O
    LOL that made me giggle!!
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    Originally Posted by Musc1eBound View Post
    - Guys who purposefully slam the weights down and look to see who noticed..
    - Guys who walk with their arms out/chest pushed out trying to seem bigger than they are.
    - Watching guys argue over a machine. It's also slightly jimmy rustling. Your both adults, grow up, have some patience.
    - Guys who ask if I take protein. lol
    - Seeing a female work out with more intensity than 95% of the males.
    LOLs at fighting over machines. Working at a gym I'd see this all the time. It would be especially funny when one or both parties were in their 40's. Dude, seriously? At your age you're STILL a prisoner to your ego? I'd hate when they'd come to me. I swear it felt just like two little kids saying, "Teacher! He started it! It's his fault! It's my turn to go on the slide!" LOL
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    There's a skinny, super tall old man at my gym who wears the tiniest running shorts, the tiniest little tank top, knee socks, and a sports headband. He has this wild mop of crazy gray hair and it bounces like crazy when he exercises. He looks so funny, but it's awesome seeing him give his all at his age. He's at least 80.
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    Not too many things to giggle about at my gym, but one day I was alone in the aerobics room stretching and in walks this female trainer with an old man. She asks him to do crunches on a ball and gives him a 5lb dumbbell. He leans over to get the dumbbell and lets out a very loud fart. It got really quiet and he acted like nothing happened. It must have embarrassed the trainer because she turned and said to me, "And sometimes we make funny noises!" LOL I just smiled but really wanted to bust out laughing.
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    Not too many things to giggle about at my gym, but one day I was alone in the aerobics room stretching and in walks this female trainer with an old man. She asks him to do crunches on a ball and gives him a 5lb dumbbell. He leans over to get the dumbbell and lets out a very loud fart. It got really quiet and he acted like nothing happened. It must have embarrassed the trainer because she turned and said to me, "And sometimes we make funny noises!" LOL I just smiled but really wanted to bust out laughing.
    That reminds me of when I was 12. I was in a gymnastics unit and my PE teacher was spotting me when I was doing a head stand and I farted upside down. She burst out laughing and I fell over after she let go.
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    I feel like I laugh at the stupid things I do more than what other people do. I often trip on the stair master when I press "stop" because its way to fast of a stop and my legs just aren't quite ready for it. I always find it hilarious when people hold on to the treadmill screen (not even the sides or bar) while they run
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    Old lady that wears a onesie bikini over her yoga pants, and no she isnt fit, not appealing at all, on top of that during her workout she wears this green paste on her face, I dont know what it is but its green type of cream and it covers her whole face, looks like old Hulk.

    Gay dude that wears no underwear and spreads his legs in shorts while he waits for you to start your set directly in front of him, feel like going over there and stomping his nuts in to the bench, or accidentaly dropping a 45 plate in his lap.

    attention wanting women, hot little chick that spends more then half the time surrounded by guys in the gym, not sure what they talk about, comes 3 feet in front of me and starts dancing or bending over in her yoga pants just so I can acknowledge her existence.

    old small skinny guys arguing over a machine, almost went over there and said Im taking this machine while you tards argue.

    sad saw an old man die in the locker room, medics tried their best with cpr and aed but he died right there in front of me, stayed there and made sure no one came in the locker room to give the medics some space.
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    Originally Posted by texaschik View Post
    Not too many things to giggle about at my gym, but one day I was alone in the aerobics room stretching and in walks this female trainer with an old man. She asks him to do crunches on a ball and gives him a 5lb dumbbell. He leans over to get the dumbbell and lets out a very loud fart. It got really quiet and he acted like nothing happened. It must have embarrassed the trainer because she turned and said to me, "And sometimes we make funny noises!" LOL I just smiled but really wanted to bust out laughing.
    I'm a trainer and someone farts at least once a month. And I mean loud enough to where we both know what happened. Its so awkward. It usually happens when they're trying to squeeze out that last pull up. One guy did it mid-burpee and the most recent one was while deadlifting. I just ignore it and remember that as awkward as it feels for me, it's probably 10x worse for them lol.

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    I feel like I laugh at the stupid things I do more than what other people do. I often trip on the stair master when I press "stop" because its way to fast of a stop and my legs just aren't quite ready for it. I always find it hilarious when people hold on to the treadmill screen (not even the sides or bar) while they run
    Do you ever feel like you're kinda floating when you walk after just getting off the treadmill?
    Oh speaking of treadmills. Some dumbfukk left the treadmill w/o turning it off. Some woman stepped onto it thinking it was off and ended up slamming her forehead onto the bottom edge of the treadmill (right where the belt starts to go under).
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    Originally Posted by Keltron View Post
    I'm a trainer and someone farts at least once a month. And I mean loud enough to where we both know what happened. Its so awkward. It usually happens when they're trying to squeeze out that last pull up. One guy did it mid-burpee and the most recent one was while deadlifting. I just ignore it and remember that as awkward as it feels for me, it's probably 10x worse for them lol.

    Do you ever feel like you're kinda floating when you walk after just getting off the treadmill?
    Oh speaking of treadmills. Some dumbfukk left the treadmill w/o turning it off. Some woman stepped onto it thinking it was off and ended up slamming her forehead onto the bottom edge of the treadmill (right where the belt starts to go under).

    Yes seen a lady do the same, guy jumped off and treadmill still running, he walks off, Im on the eliptical behind the treadmill directly, see a lady coming up looking at her iPod and takes a full step on the treadmill, throws her face down, then kicks her back in to my eliptical, I didnt know whether to laugh or jump off and help her, kind of did both got down and pulled her up, she was so embarassed poor girl lol
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    Originally Posted by NotBigEnough206 View Post

    Gay dude that wears no underwear and spreads his legs in shorts while he waits for you to start your set directly in front of him, feel like going over there and stomping his nuts in to the bench, or accidentaly dropping a 45 plate in his lap.
    If I was benching near him I wouldn't DARE go for a max effort for fear that he'd come and try to spot me. But srsly, you should report him to the management.
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    feel like going over there and stomping his nuts in to the bench
    Dunno why but I cannot stop laughing at this part.

    I remember when I was young we went over to a friends neighbors house to go swimming. The neighbor was an older couple. I remember him bending down by the side of the pool to empty the skimmer bucket and his balls flopped out of the leg of his swimtrunks. Old nasty wrinkled up old man balls!!!
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    The only time I actually lol'd while on the floor was when this wannabe powerlifter guy did quarter squats with 170 lbs and grunted like he was pooping large diamonds during every rep. All this while he had a spotter (bro style, balls to ass).

    Same guy also made really funny noises while doing side raises. I still lol thinking about that day.
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    Dunno why but I cannot stop laughing at this part.

    I remember when I was young we went over to a friends neighbors house to go swimming. The neighbor was an older couple. I remember him bending down by the side of the pool to empty the skimmer bucket and his balls flopped out of the leg of his swimtrunks. Old nasty wrinkled up old man balls!!!
    the locker room is full of old men and their balls, seriously they walk around naked, they lift their nuts up and dry them with the hair blower, standing there talking to another old man, both naked, one has his leg up on the bench and nuts all out, like no big deal. WTF I have to run in there take a leak and run out asap, I dont want to see that.
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    whever i see guys working out in a wife-beater and a shirt cut down the sides with some stupid snapback or fitted hat turned sideways like its a ***damn fashion show.....and god forbid you ever see one of these guys actually break a sweat..... cracks me up. like.....what are you even doing bro?
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