RANT: The Descendants of Aqua-Beowulf Battle the Parrot Army.

[VoxExMachina]

The Rant continues its 6 year journey to deliver the lulz - or at least mind numbing boredom.

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2005
My name is Aqua-beowulf - aqua-beowulf, 11-30-2005 to 08-25-2006

2006
Thread Deletion Era

2007
Who has the hottest bodyspace and how did they train to get that hot???!!! - gecko2424, 06-25-2007 to 02-18-2008

2008
RANT: Who's the minion? - kvk1, 02-18-2008 to 06-14-2008
RANT: Who's the minion? Mindi invites you to kill the rant before she does. (Part 2) - iron619, 06-14-2008 to 07-28-2008
RANT: Who's the minion? Mindi invites you to kill the rant before she does (Part 3) - iron619, 07-28-2008 to 10-06-2008
RANT: Mindi and her minions invite you to partake in a nonsensical thread (Part 4) - ctgblue, 10-06-2008 to 12-19-2008
RANT: First Blood. Mindi and John Rambo invite you to take no prisoners... (Part 5) - kvk1, 12-19-2008 to 01-31-2009

2009
RANT: What's the meaning of life? Mindi and Dr. Phil invite you to discuss.. (Part 6) - strongforgood, 01-31-2009 to 03-04-2009
RANT: rood_boi not welcome (Part 7) - therorschach, 03-04-2009 to 04-10-2009
RANT: In Search Of W8...kthox (Part 8) - Tyrbolift, 04-10-2009 to 05-20-2009
RANT: Wait, what? - =M=, 05-20-2009 to 06-30-2009
RANT: Long813 - STFU & GTFO!!11!!1! - Lencho, 06-30-2009 to 08-14-2009
RANT: Back up in your ass with the resurrection - kvk1, 08-14-2009 to 10-08-2009
RANT: My name is Korkusuz.... - therorschach, 10-08-2009 to 12-10-2009
RANT: This rant sucks This rant sucks This rant sucks This rant sucks This rant sucks - Mindi912, 12-10-2009 to 01-21-2010

2010
RANT: Lenco, Lenco., Lenco.., Lenco..., Lenco.... You need some therapy. SRS! - TexAss, 01-21-2010 to 03-09-2010
RANT: I never vulvae were sweet either! Sweet vulvae, brah. Sugarnipples. - theshoupguy, 03-08-2010 to 05-04-2010
RANT: The ignorance of this forum grows as a unit - mjw8204, 05-04-2010 to 06-17-2010
RANT: I'mma let you finish, but this will be the worst rant of all time. OF ALL TIME! - Turco, 06-17-2010 to 07-30-2010
RANT: Efforts to Educate the Masses Have Failed. Fire up the Sun Cannon! - Drekkor, 07-29-2010 to 10-23-2010
RANT: This isn't the Rant. The Real Rant is living like a king in Patagonia. - VoxExMachina, 10-22-2010 to 01-25-2011

2011
RANT: deadlift 4 big gunz - therorschach, 01-25-2011 to 04-09-2011
RANT: We squat in vibrams, curl in wingtips, and power clean in flip flops - chazzy1864, 04-09-2011 to 08-09-2011
RANT: 6 years and hundreds of thousands of pages of drivel. / The Real Deal, R.I.P. - kvk1, 08-09-2011 to 01-13-2012

2012
RANT: The Descendants of Aqua-Beowulf Battle the Parrot Army - VoxExMachina, CURRENT

[Farley1324]

That's more like it.

[theshoupguy]

I'm torn. I like this title better. Plus the rant history is nice.
Hm.

[kvk1]

[im2manly]

I'm torn. I like this title better. Plus the rant history is nice.
Hm.

yea almost like the misc.

[medjen]

I'm torn. I like this title better. Plus the rant history is nice.
Hm.

I liked the "don't cry if you get negged" disclaimer intro from a few rants ago better.

[Farley1324]

I liked the "don't cry if you get negged" disclaimer intro from a few rants ago better.

People will just have to figure that one out for themselves.

[medjen]

People will just have to figure that one out for themselves.

I think you're giving the average poster too much credit.

[Farley1324]

I think you're giving the average poster too much credit.

It's more fun that way.

[theshoupguy]

I liked the "don't cry if you get negged" disclaimer intro from a few rants ago better.

This is vital rant knowledge.


Also, the books have been officially updated, links and all:




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2005
My name is Aqua-beowulf - aqua-beowulf, 11-30-2005 to 08-25-2006

2006
Thread Deletion Era

2007
Who has the hottest bodyspace and how did they train to get that hot???!!! - gecko2424, 06-25-2007 to 02-18-2008

2008
RANT: Who's the minion? - kvk1, 02-18-2008 to 06-14-2008
RANT: Who's the minion? Mindi invites you to kill the rant before she does. (Part 2) - iron619, 06-14-2008 to 07-28-2008
RANT: Who's the minion? Mindi invites you to kill the rant before she does (Part 3) - iron619, 07-28-2008 to 10-06-2008
RANT: Mindi and her minions invite you to partake in a nonsensical thread (Part 4) - ctgblue, 10-06-2008 to 12-19-2008
RANT: First Blood. Mindi and John Rambo invite you to take no prisoners... (Part 5) - kvk1, 12-19-2008 to 01-31-2009

2009
RANT: What's the meaning of life? Mindi and Dr. Phil invite you to discuss.. (Part 6) - strongforgood, 01-31-2009 to 03-04-2009
RANT: rood_boi not welcome (Part 7) - therorschach, 03-04-2009 to 04-10-2009
RANT: In Search Of W8...kthox (Part 8) - Tyrbolift, 04-10-2009 to 05-20-2009
RANT: Wait, what? - =M=, 05-20-2009 to 06-30-2009
RANT: Long813 - STFU & GTFO!!11!!1! - Lencho, 06-30-2009 to 08-14-2009
RANT: Back up in your ass with the resurrection - kvk1, 08-14-2009 to 10-08-2009
RANT: My name is Korkusuz.... - therorschach, 10-08-2009 to 12-10-2009
RANT: This rant sucks This rant sucks This rant sucks This rant sucks This rant sucks - Mindi912, 12-10-2009 to 01-21-2010

2010
RANT: Lenco, Lenco., Lenco.., Lenco..., Lenco.... You need some therapy. SRS! - TexAss, 01-21-2010 to 03-09-2010
RANT: I never vulvae were sweet either! Sweet vulvae, brah. Sugarnipples. - theshoupguy, 03-08-2010 to 05-04-2010
RANT: The ignorance of this forum grows as a unit - mjw8204, 05-04-2010 to 06-17-2010
RANT: I'mma let you finish, but this will be the worst rant of all time. OF ALL TIME! - Turco, 06-17-2010 to 07-30-2010
RANT: Efforts to Educate the Masses Have Failed. Fire up the Sun Cannon! - Drekkor, 07-29-2010 to 10-23-2010
RANT: This isn't the Rant. The Real Rant is living like a king in Patagonia. - VoxExMachina, 10-22-2010 to 01-25-2011

2011
RANT: deadlift 4 big gunz - therorschach, 01-25-2011 to 04-09-2011
RANT: We squat in vibrams, curl in wingtips, and power clean in flip flops - chazzy1864, 04-09-2011 to 08-09-2011
RANT: 6 years and hundreds of thousands of pages of drivel. / The Real Deal, R.I.P. - kvk1, 08-09-2011 to 01-13-2012

2012
RANT: The Descendants of Aqua-Beowulf Battle the Parrot Army - VoxExMachina, CURRENT

[Farley1324]

Strong slowdown since 2009

[medjen]

Strong slowdown since 2009

I blame the departures of mjw and d1.

[theshoupguy]

I blame the departures of mjw and d1.

And people having babies / getting lives.

[VoxExMachina]

This is vital rant knowledge.

Also, the books have been officially updated, links and all:

First post updated with the new info.

[Hola Bola]

In on new rant.

[kvk1]

Six years is nothing to jeer at though. I almost feel a little proud.

This franchise already outlasted the marriages of like 90% of my family tree.

[-=FLEX=-]

In on new rant.

[VoxExMachina]

Six years is nothing to jeer at though. I almost feel a little proud.

This franchise already outlasted the marriages of like 90% of my family tree.

Speaking of tradition...

[kvk1]

~ theshoupguy, 2009.

[Farley1324]

lol

When you see it...

[VoxExMachina]

This also appears to be the only Rant started on Friday the 13th.

What could go wrong?

[Farley1324]

I didn't realize it was Friday the 13.

Sweet.

[VoxExMachina]

The last Rant also just hit 107,500 views. Not too shabby.

[medjen]

I didn't realize it was Friday the 13.

Sweet.

Really? I've been enduring pseudo-witty remarks from co-workers for much of the day.

[Farley1324]

Really? I've been enduring pseudo-witty remarks from co-workers for much of the day.

I only left the house long enough to attend Finance 4202, mergers and acquisitions, from 8:00-10:45. Nobody was much in the mood for witty remarks.

Nor did they care enough to aware me.

[mAssholio]

1st page

[GREENFEATHER]

1st page

More 1st page antics.

[VoxExMachina]

It just occurred to me that depending on the duration of rants this year, the next rant could be the Apocalypse Rant.

Making this the Penultimate Rant.

Rant like it's 1999.

[theshoupguy]

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~ theshoupguy, 2009.

New year, new rant... gotta figure out some new good shoopin' material. Last year was lacking.

[Farley1324]

It just occurred to me that depending on the duration of rants this year, the next rant could be the Apocalypse Rant.

Making this the Penultimate Rant.

Rant like it's 1999.

They better not be that slow.