What rustles your jimmies - Part II

[taiga1]

Was flirting with this gorgeous girl at one of the parties I was serving and knew she was into me because her friend, who I think was a little drunk, told me that her friend (the one I was flirting with) thinks she loves me, (in a cute, not creepy clingy chick way). Talk to the party and her all night but get busy when I go to close their table. I REALLY wanted to get her number but I wasnt able to stick around to look for a good opportunity to ask her.

Was hoping she might leave her number on a napkin or something, but.... she didnt.

Please, if your ever flirting with a server and your in to him and he gets too busy or cant ask you for your number, just leave it for him, especially if he shows hes interested. Help a brotha out.

Awww, duuude!! *facepalm*

I would probably NEVER leave my number...like EVER. We, from the female perspective, are going to assume you put that charm on all the ladiez. Especially someone in your position...possibly going for a bigger tip, etc.

You must close the deal, sir.

[Wtuttle]

I hate when you go out to eat and you purposely order something small or cheap because you're finally trying to learn how to budget and then someone else keeps ordering hella sht back to back to back and then expects you to split the bill evenly because you took one or two bites of the food that they insisted you try because they said they weren't going to finish it.

Girls night out... go to a wine bar. Serioulsy like 20 females. We put down a lot of booze. Girl who organized it all is ordering bottle after bottle after bottle. Fine, I had 3 glasses and a small appetizer. Bill comes. Organizer girl is SUPER drunk by now. Bill gets split evenly (jimmies getting rustled)... whatever. Fork over the $$ and just suck it up. Bill is paid, all ladies are heading out. Organizer-girl conveniently says, "Oh... I was in the bathroom when the bill got paid... I must have missed it." WTF?!?!?! Are you effing kidding me?! You know how long it takes to split a bill 20 ways and get people to pay that sh!t?

So of course organizer-girl doesn't ever attempt to pay anyone for the $75 she owed... mother fukker...

And the kicker... this girl is my resident-mate. I have to spend the next 3 years with this bish being a cheap-a$$, free-loading, lazy fukk...

Jimmies more than rustled

[Keltron]

Girls night out... go to a wine bar. Serioulsy like 20 females. We put down a lot of booze. Girl who organized it all is ordering bottle after bottle after bottle. Fine, I had 3 glasses and a small appetizer. Bill comes. Organizer girl is SUPER drunk by now. Bill gets split evenly (jimmies getting rustled)... whatever. Fork over the $$ and just suck it up. Bill is paid, all ladies are heading out. Organizer-girl conveniently says, "Oh... I was in the bathroom when the bill got paid... I must have missed it." WTF?!?!?! Are you effing kidding me?! You know how long it takes to split a bill 20 ways and get people to pay that sh!t?

So of course organizer-girl doesn't ever attempt to pay anyone for the $75 she owed... mother fukker...

And the kicker... this girl is my resident-mate. I have to spend the next 3 years with this bish being a cheap-a$$, free-loading, lazy fukk...

Jimmies more than rustled

I hate people that do scandalous shxt like that. My cousin is one of those. He's the type who'll say "I'm not chipping in because I'm nothaving any" when everyone's tossing in money for a pizza or a bottle of liquor but ends up having more than anyone else because he knows that once it's there nobody is going to stop him from having any.

When we took road trips when we were younger he'd never chip in on the hotel saying "I'm just going to sleep in the car". He knows that once the night's over and everyone's starting to sleep, nobody is going to get him off the couch and say, "hey get outta here."

[thebigzakbowski]

I hate people that do scandalous shxt like that. My cousin is one of those. He's the type who'll say "I'm not chipping in because I'm nothaving any" when everyone's tossing in money for a pizza or a bottle of liquor but ends up having more than anyone else because he knows that once it's there nobody is going to stop him from having any.

When we took road trips when we were younger he'd never chip in on the hotel saying "I'm just going to sleep in the car". He knows that once the night's over and everyone's starting to sleep, nobody is going to get him off the couch and say, "hey get outta here."

I would be the jerk not giving him any pizza or booze if he didnt pay and I would probably leave him at home on a road trip. Mooches drive me nuts

[penny0527]

I hate when you go out to eat and you purposely order something small or cheap because you're finally trying to learn how to budget and then someone else keeps ordering hella sht back to back to back and then expects you to split the bill evenly because you took one or two bites of the food that they insisted you try because they said they weren't going to finish it.

Yea I always pay for what I ordered. I never expect anyone else to pay if I'm going to order whether they want it or not.

We have two friends (a couple) that will knit pick every penny of the bill. I hate that.

[UnaChispita]

I would be the jerk not giving him any pizza or booze if he didnt pay and I would probably leave him at home on a road trip. Mooches drive me nuts

Hi Big Z!

Yea I always pay for what I ordered. I never expect anyone else to pay if I'm going to order whether they want it or not.

Ditto to this^^^

[nvrstopworking]

I would be the jerk not giving him any pizza or booze if he didnt pay and I would probably leave him at home on a road trip. Mooches drive me nuts

This.

I can't stand people like that. First time someone did that would be the last time I went out with them.

[Ascendedlife]

Gonna have to go rep some random people cause,

You must spread some reputation around before giving it to Keltron, taf1968 again.
Appreciative server is appreciative.

On my phone so cant multiquote but,

@Taiga- yeah I figured that was probably why she didnt. If she only knew I dont just flirt with anyone. Mainly older married couples at my restaraunt. Oh well, will make time next time.

[Echo814]

Being sick for a week is rustling my jimmies. BRB can only take three things that do nothing to help me feel better or even sub human Heart burn and not sleeping because if it is also rustling my jimmies.

For all the stories about going out with a huge group, I know that feel. I've been responsible for only $10 of $400 bill before and was told I needed to chip in $50 that included alcohol that I couldn't even legally buy at the time, needless to say I never went out with the group of people again.

[Squatticus]

-cell phone company taking 4-5days to respond to each email..
-say they will send me out a new phone
-now they wont send me one cause my phone has insurance...notsureifsrs

[Xinroth]

-Ear bleeding, partially deaf.
-Throat so sore, could barely speak for the past 5 days.
-Two girls i was very damn interested in both blew me off. ****ing holiday season.
-Haven t worked out in over 7 days.
-My cat learned how to jump counter-tops, over the fridge, and the counter ABOVE the fridge.

.. I feel that I'm making up for the fact that my last 2-3 posts here were positive. :/

[Botika]

-cell phone company taking 4-5days to respond to each email..
-say they will send me out a new phone
-now they wont send me one cause my phone has insurance...notsureifsrs

Do you have a telecommunications ombudsman? Might be worth a call to them, that usually inspires action in phone companies here.

[LoveisGreen]

here's a question: Why do people get so crabby on Christmas?

[DaniGrrl]

Sick as **** on Christmas - jimmies seriously rustled.

[Ma110W]

When I go to look at some random persons bodyspace because they have an awesome avi, and then they don't have any more pictures.

Okay, it doesn't RMJ it's just disappointing.

[Squatticus]

When I go to look at some random persons bodyspace because they have an awesome avi, and then they don't have any more pictures.

Okay, it doesn't RMJ it's just disappointing.

yeah some people are big stupid doodooheads

[Ascendedlife]

When I go to look at some random persons bodyspace because they have an awesome avi, and then they don't have any more pictures.

Okay, it doesn't RMJ it's just disappointing.

Only 3 pics on my profile and none really show me, you mad?

[Musc1eBound]

Only 3 pics on my profile and none really show me, you mad?

Yes Mad.

[Ma110W]

Only 3 pics on my profile and none really show me, you mad?

I said mainly it's disappointing. And not to hurt any guys feelings, but I only look at women's profiles. I don't care to look like a man, I want to look like an awesome muscly woman.

[Artistry]

I keep saying I'm going to take more pictures when I look more awesome, but I also keep finding ways to injure random body parts, so it may be 2017 before that actually happens...

[Keltron]

here's a question: Why do people get so crabby on Christmas?

Dammit, why the hell would you freakin' ask me somethign like that?!?!?

Only 3 pics on my profile and none really show me, you mad?

RMJ'd to the max homie.


My contribution:
Gas pumps that pump gas at a snail's pace when you're rushing to make it to work on time.

[taiga1]

My contribution:
Gas pumps that pump gas at a snail's pace when you're rushing to make it to work on time.

Add to this, the $75 cutoff...this does NOT fill my truck up! Grrrrr...

[UnaChispita]

-Ear bleeding, partially deaf.
-Throat so sore, could barely speak for the past 5 days.
-Two girls i was very damn interested in both blew me off. ****ing holiday season.
-Haven t worked out in over 7 days.
-My cat learned how to jump counter-tops, over the fridge, and the counter ABOVE the fridge.

.. I feel that I'm making up for the fact that my last 2-3 posts here were positive. :/

Sorry dude. That totally sucks. Read from my accupuncturist if you cut an onion in half and leave it near your bed at night, it absorbs bacteria. Srs. Don't know if it works. Also srs.

Gotta spray that cat with a water bottle every time they jump on the counter.

Only 3 pics on my profile and none really show me, you mad?

Def mad.

I keep saying I'm going to take more pictures when I look more awesome, but I also keep finding ways to injure random body parts, so it may be 2017 before that actually happens...

I keep taking pics and don't like any of them so teh leg avi stays.

[Wtuttle]

One of my favorite bands is playing on Friday night. Tix are $225/each. Rustled. Jimmes are freakin' rustled. And this is when I hate my hometown

[Keltron]

One of my favorite bands is playing on Friday night. Tix are $225/each. Rustled. Jimmes are freakin' rustled. And this is when I hate my hometown

$225? Jesus Christ, did they resurrect Lynrd Skynrd?

[DaniGrrl]

One of my favorite bands is playing on Friday night. Tix are $225/each. Rustled. Jimmes are freakin' rustled. And this is when I hate my hometown

$225? Jesus Christ, did they resurrect Lynrd Skynrd?

^^Seriously! So I gotta ask, what band is this?

The only way I think I'd spring for it would be if it was the very last tour ever, and even then I'd only do it for DMB as they are my favorite. Otherwise, it's too much. Doesn't Lady Gaga charge some ridiculous amount for her tickets also?

[DaniGrrl]

On another note, can we please ban the phrase "muscle weighs more than fat" from use everywhere???? It's like nails on a chalkboard to me.

[BrotherWolf]

One of my favorite bands is playing on Friday night. Tix are $225/each. Rustled. Jimmes are freakin' rustled. And this is when I hate my hometown

Rammstein at madison square garden last year the cheapest ticket I could find was $745 the cheapest seats sold out in hours.. and so I missed them

[Artistry]

On another note, can we please ban the phrase "muscle weighs more than fat" from use everywhere???? It's like nails on a chalkboard to me.

I second the motion. I would also like to submit an addendum for similar action on the word "toned."

[LoveisGreen]

How about...muscle is more dense than fat?


I feel like half the people who say "muscle weighs more than fat" are trying to rationalize fat gains.
It's all about having inches in the right places (: