i was at a small party about 20 of there and it was late. (bout 3am) Everyone had drank allot of alcohol and things were getting crazy. Anyway, there was this one girl who had had wayyy to much and she passed. Out i put her in the recovery position so she didn’t choke on her puke (yes i remember health and safety when pissed) she was pukeing all over then suddenly i smell something, real nasty smell i thought she must have farted or something so i got a few people to smell it. then it became very apparent that the girl had sh*t herself. The rest was a blur. Sorry no pics for you scat lovers. but WTF would you have done?
*CLIFFS* (for lazy plebs who don’t appreciate my epic story telling)
-go to party
-everyone drinks
-1 girl drinks to much
-she sharted herself
-bad times
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10-17-2009, 02:43 PM #1
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girl sharted herself last night. (srs)
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10-17-2009, 04:15 PM #17
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I'd have got someone to help me carry her and let her sleep in the damn bath tub. Atleast she wont get too far and the mess would be contained, and when she woke up she could shower right then and there with clothes on...
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***** R.I.P Timothy J. Mckenny or Frvrmuscle as you know him *****
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