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11-08-2012, 07:42 AM #61-101,221, I can see the light - thanks
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11-08-2012, 07:42 AM #62
ITT: OP perpetuates stereotypes about women thus feeding the MISC machine. OP, why is your story so inconsistent?
Probably nothing really happened- well maybe about 10% of it and you are trying to look cool to random people on the internet and your friends, who you are apparently so insecure with that you have to lie about simple things in order to feel worthy to hang with them.
Sadly, God/Allah/Yaweh/Spaghetti Monster has blessed you with good looks which when combined with your immaturity make you seem like a vapid child bereft of even the smallest social graces and civility.
I say good day to you miss. GOOD DAY."You're like one of those birds no one is excited to look at."
"Anything that can be bought has no real value."
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11-08-2012, 07:44 AM #63
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11-08-2012, 07:45 AM #64
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11-08-2012, 07:46 AM #65
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11-08-2012, 07:49 AM #66
Skamps next time you are in a situation where you dont have money to get home call good guy greg
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11-08-2012, 07:52 AM #67
Wow you are a stupid kunt.
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11-08-2012, 07:58 AM #68
Cotdamn, wise words.
Oh wait, glanced over your age. with age comes W.W.
Wisdom and Wrinkles.
@OP: That's really only what happens in YOUR mind. Not all women are genius enough to go through the night after not being comfortable paying/getting gamed. Srsly though, for humanity's sake I hope you didnt sleep with him.Arsenal F.C / San Antonio Spurs
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11-08-2012, 08:18 AM #69
I have to agree with this.
OP, I kinda feel like you got what you deserved.
You chose to empty your wallet on this guy, leaving yourself no way to get home and nowhere to go.
Even though dude's house was pee-ridden and filthy, I'm sure it was better than crashing at a bus stop.
Though given all the inconsistencies in your story, I'm not convinced any of this actually happened.DAYUM!!!
"Be stronger than your vagina"
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11-08-2012, 08:27 AM #70
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Agreed with all of this.
mind = blown that the old "I lost my wallet" thing actually works. As if he didn't know that BEFORE the date?
One tip for you OP... ALWAYS make sure that you save at least $20 for a cab ride home. Or call a friend for a ride.
Also... if you end up dating this dude down the road after such a horrible first impression I might have to neg you lol.
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11-08-2012, 08:29 AM #71"Do not give away to others what you have not first given away at home." unknown
"It's never too late to be who you might have been." George Eliot, pen name of Mary Ann Evans
Proud wife and mommy.
Every saint has a past.
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11-08-2012, 08:31 AM #72
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11-08-2012, 08:32 AM #73
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wants equality...expects me to pay for everything...notsureifsrs
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11-08-2012, 08:34 AM #74
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She planned it.
Real story:
Tramps is in love with this guy.
Hides his wallet, so she can pay for stuff with no way to get home.
He won't sleep with her on first date, even though she is begging him too.
Tramps gets mad and makes fun of his joker face and clothes.
He feels bad for not sleeping with her, lets her stay the night and pays for her breakfast.
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11-08-2012, 08:52 AM #75
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Things that make you go Hmmmm? Maybe found some change in his sofa cushions?
I like duff! LOL!
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11-08-2012, 08:53 AM #76
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11-08-2012, 09:09 AM #77
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You mean you had alcohol with him, went back to his apartment, kissed him, decided to spend the night and HE HAD THE NERVE to try and sleep w/you? !??!?!!? What an audacious, presumptuous pig of a man!!!!Sept of Baelor was an inside job. Wildfire can't melt stone masonry.
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11-08-2012, 09:10 AM #78
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BTW, can you hook me up w/Janelle? Tell her there's an American boy that's get major chub from her texting mannerisms.
Sept of Baelor was an inside job. Wildfire can't melt stone masonry.
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11-08-2012, 09:10 AM #79
It was a cold day today but luckily I had the heat from the backfire that is this thread to keep me warm.
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11-08-2012, 09:14 AM #80
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in4 OP's response to thread backfire
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11-08-2012, 09:17 AM #81
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11-08-2012, 09:18 AM #82
Yeah you seem like a self-centred bitch frankly. Maybe you two are right for eachother, except that he's got his career going for him.
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11-08-2012, 09:51 AM #83
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11-08-2012, 09:58 AM #84
I made it to page 2 before I quit reading and now have to respond.
Op:
1.)never ever pay for the guy's drinks! He will take advantage of it and not give 1 fuk about it after.
2.)The forgetting the wallet could have been a test to see if you were weak enough to pay for everything. Also, always take a bit more for a CAB.
3.) his place was a mess because he didn't expect to take anyone home that night. Same with the piss in the toilet and condom. Laziness and he wasn't expecting to get lucky.
4.) had his place been clean and he "found" wallet while there and repaid you, then I'm quite sure you would've laid down with him and S his D (old misc term look it up).
5.) he kissed lousy cause I'm sure a) he was nervous and b) didn't expect to bring anyone home as he may not get that lucky all the time (condom could've been from paid escort).
Anyway, he must have rustled your Jimi's bad for you to have a full convo about how bad your date was (no hate). Now you will be better prepared when on a date and can jokingly ask if the guy brought his wallet, is his place clean, toilets flushed and seat down, and if he has thrown away all his nasty condoms BEFORE you decide to go home with him.
srs stuff here brah
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11-08-2012, 10:10 AM #85
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11-08-2012, 10:22 AM #86
Sadly, this is more believable that OP's story.
Agreed. I would also never spend all my money, especially on someone else.
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2.) I'll bite on this one, though I would replace 'weak' with "not a gold digger" or "interested in more than just money."
3.) Not having things picked up is one thing. Piss in the toilet and a used condom ANYWHERE but the trash is entirely another.
4.) Perhaps.
5.) You know OP's date or something? That's quite a story you've cooked up about this dude.DAYUM!!!
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11-08-2012, 10:26 AM #87
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Skamp sorry to say but you got what you deserved
who says love has to be soft and gentle ?
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11-08-2012, 10:46 AM #88
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11-08-2012, 10:47 AM #89
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11-08-2012, 10:47 AM #90
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Lulzz lulzzz and more lulllzzz to be had
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