Why do Women get P!ssed When you Leave the Toilet Seat Up

[so-tex]

I'm telling ya.
Build yourself a man-cave and put in a urinal.

My man-cave is 250 acres. I just wizz outside, but when I go to visit friends and family, that is where so-tex gets into trouble.

[cowboybiker]

My man-cave is 250 acres. I just wizz outside, but when I go to visit friends and family, that is where so-tex gets into trouble.

Ahhh. Drop the lid too.
If they complain about that then someones just looking for a reason to complain.

[Karl_Hungus]

I prefer to piss off the porch.

That's bush-league. I piss in the living room. But then again, I am much harder core than the average person.

[so-tex]

Ahhh. Drop the lid too.
If they complain about that then someones just looking for a reason to complain.

Do I drop the lid before or after I piss.

[cowboybiker]

Do I drop the lid before or after I piss.

Yes

That's bush-league. I piss in the living room. But then again, I am much harder core than the average person.

Mark your territory brah!!!

[SP1966]

Who cares?

[cowboybiker]

Forget her birthday.

I bet leaving the seat up will be a walk in the park comparatively.

[so-tex]

Who cares?

My wife!!

[SP1966]

My wife!!

Who cares?

[SP1966]

Most women learn at an early age to hover when using public restrooms, no reason for them to not utilize this well developed skill at home!

[so-tex]

Who cares?

Did somebody steal your Chistmas candy?

[SP1966]

It all starts with the seat. It appears to be relatively meaningless at first, but its just their first attempt to train you. Don't fall for it! Next thing you know they'll expect you to rinse your own dinner dishes and place them in the dishwasher which will ultimately lead to them wanting you to do the dishes on occasion. Think about it, laundry, general home cleaning, shopping, dirty diapers. Give an inch and before you know it they'll expect you to use your own hand for hand jobs!!!

Do not fall for it!!!

[SP1966]

Did somebody steal your Chistmas candy?

If they did would you care?

[latebloomingmom]

Most women learn at an early age to hover when using public restrooms, no reason for them to not utilize this well developed skill at home!

go tell your wife to do that right now.....I dare ya


go on................I'll wait for her response

[SP1966]

go tell your wife to do that right now.....I dare ya


go on................I'll wait for her response

No I don't think so. <-- It's what she said. So....

[so-tex]

It all starts with the seat. It appears to be relatively meaningless at first, but its just their first attempt to train you. Don't fall for it! Next thing you know they'll expect you to rinse your own dinner dishes and place them in the dishwasher which will ultimately lead to them wanting you to do the dishes on occasion. Think about it, laundry, general home cleaning, shopping, dirty diapers. Give an inch and before you know it they'll expect you to use your own hand for hand jobs!!!

Do not fall for it!!!

Best explantion ITT.

If they did would you care?

Very much so.

[IronCharles]

Because porcelain is colder than the plastic seat.

This.

When I was a kid, I used to love to sneak into the bathroom at night, and raise the seat up. I would lay quietly in my bed, until I heard my mother's shriek, at which point I would break out in giddy laughter..... even though I knew that soon I would be going to sleep with a tanned behind.


Old school trolling! It doesn't get any better than that!

[dungeonmistress]

It all starts with the seat. It appears to be relatively meaningless at first, but its just their first attempt to train you. Don't fall for it! Next thing you know they'll expect you to rinse your own dinner dishes and place them in the dishwasher which will ultimately lead to them wanting you to do the dishes on occasion. Think about it, laundry, general home cleaning, shopping, dirty diapers. Give an inch and before you know it they'll expect you to use your own hand for hand jobs!!!

Do not fall for it!!!

you forgot picking up tampons from the store.

[latebloomingmom]

No I don't think so. <-- It's what she said. So....

uh huh.... I like your wife

[so-tex]

you forgot picking up tampons from the store.

I had the balls to do that once.

[cowboybiker]

I had the balls to do that once.

I've done it 3 times and went to jail each time. srs
This was years ago.
first 2 times I was picked up on warrants.
3rd time for possession of a concealed weapon.


never again

[so-tex]

I've done it 3 times and went to jail each time. srs
This was years ago.
first 2 times I was picked up on warrants.
3rd time for possession of a concealed weapon.


never again

Holy sh!t, talk about bad luck. I am very glad you turned your life around.

[cowboybiker]

Holy sh!t, talk about bad luck. I am very glad you turned your life around.

Thanks, me too.
I've told my wife about this and she has never asked me to buy them for her.

So I guess there's a win in there for me after all

[SP1966]

you forgot picking up tampons from the store.

Thats just wrong. Between tampons and pads there are more options than types of cereal in your typical grocery store. Its another trap, there is just no way in hell we are going to be able to make a quick pass down that row and come out with the correct brand, size, color, sent... blah blah blah.

[LisaSkinnoble]

I've done it 3 times and went to jail each time. srs
This was years ago.
first 2 times I was picked up on warrants.
3rd time for possession of a concealed weapon.


never again

That would leave anybody tampon-phobic!

[cowboybiker]

That would leave anybody tampon-phobic!

I never even made it to the store.

And I only get one phone call. Imagine how that went.

"Hi, yeah, I cant make it to the store right now"

[EjnarKolinkar]

Solution is switching to entire household B-52 everything, builds quads.

[pvsampson]

I prefer to piss off the porch.

This! I never waste my water with my waste water.

[fn257]

This! I never waste my water with my waste water.

Don't water the potted plants with your waste water, it will kill them...............or so I've heard.

[frozensparky]

I sit to pee, how else am I going to check new posts in this forum without spraying everywhere