¬¬¬ Plenty of Fish Discussion Thread V.4¬¬¬

[MEDITATE]

hahahahahahaha.... hahahahaha












i don't even know what to say. strong myspace angles? you know you're ugly when you have to do acrobatics to take pics and STILL look ugly?

hahahahahahah, lmao , wtf is this , my god , doesnt she see what a fukcing whale she is, load the inter galactic missles

[Mr Marcus]

I think it varies. Many chicks on there ARE looking for a relationship, so if you're looking for something more serious, you probably do want to find someone who is close to your match percentages.

As for the intimate encounter... My philosophy is to NEVER admit to it. It's pretty much a given that guys are on there to get poonani... You don't want to come off as a typical 'horndog' like every other guy. I avoid listing that sh*t like the plague.

Thanks for the input man!

So you reckon its best to play it safe and keep it at "Dating/Short Term blah blah blah" BS? The reason i ask is, i was dumb enough to answer some of those dumb questions that they pose you (you know - are you here for sex or love, so i clicked both to be on the safe side), and now all i wind up with on my Beaver Feed are 40 year old broads desperate to get married.

[Gif_Brah]

The match stuff is completely ridiculous, the girls who I've been 90%+ compatible with I've had absolutely nothing in common with after exchanging a few messages (I think we did so just to see if we did have anything in common since the system clearly thought we did). The girls I've had the most engaging interactions with, some of them I've been <60% compatible with. One girl even pointed out "Is it weird to you that we get along so well yet OKC clearly thinks we wouldn't? I don't like robots picking who I'm going to talk to...feels too much like Skynet to me" (and yes I did fap at a girl making a Terminator reference)

It is pretty retarded. The only way it would work is if people were 100% honest with their answers, and the wording of the questions wasn't stupid. On top of that, girls fill out what they think their fantasy man should be, not what they can realistically get.

But I also think that girls love the aspect of finding a 'true love.' She's already predisposed to think that you guys have some sort of connection just cause OkCupid says so.

[MaxPunishment]

Thanks for the input man!

So you reckon its best to play it safe and keep it at "Dating/Short Term blah blah blah" BS? The reason i ask is, i was dumb enough to answer some of those dumb questions that they pose you (you know - are you here for sex or love, so i clicked both to be on the safe side), and now all i wind up with on my Beaver Feed are 40 year old broads desperate to get married.

Answer the questions as ambiguously as possible in that if you strongly believe in something (like you want someone who's a nonsmoker) mark it as important. Everything else just accept all answers and mark as indifferent. Any questions that are controversial and you're going to get extremely polarizing answers, SKIP THOSE. Can't stress that enough. Some of those are going to be major dealbreakers for some girls and it's better you have a conversation about it rather than their just seeing a yes or no answer. Anyways as conservatively as I answered my questions, all of my quiver matches for some reason are bisexual sex addicts (srs). Relax though, none of them are attractive

It is pretty retarded. The only way it would work is if people were 100% honest with their answers, and the wording of the questions wasn't stupid. On top of that, girls fill out what they think their fantasy man should be, not what they can realistically get.

But I also think that girls love the aspect of finding a 'true love.' She's already predisposed to think that you guys have some sort of connection just cause OkCupid says so.

Also lol @ pretty much every girl answering the question "Ideally when would you and your partner have sex for the first time" with "6+ dates or more". Strong unrealistic expectations for some of these girls

[SheHadMANHands]

Troll Account - STL

At 15s


At 90s


At 180s


Typical Lame Message:



16 Messages in 5 minutes... Almost all are the lamest **** "what up", "let's meet up " ... POF must seriously be 80% dudes, but most are retarded at convos .

[Mr Marcus]

Thanks for your answers there brahs. One last question for this evening though.

Having made my profile as per this thread's guide lines (made a witty lulzy profile with a good pic), i have yet to be inundated by 9s and 10s demanding my wiener for hot casual sex. Should i therefore be irate and seriously pissed, or does the burden of pursuit lie exclusively on us i.e. us dudes have to make all the effort into getting their attention etc and hence i have to get off my ass and put in some ground work before expecting anything.

[SheHadMANHands]

Thanks for your answers there brahs. One last question for this evening though.

Having made my profile as per this thread's guide lines (made a witty lulzy profile with a good pic), i have yet to be inundated by 9s and 10s demanding my wiener for hot casual sex. Should i therefore be irate and seriously pissed, or does the burden of pursuit lie exclusively on us i.e. us dudes have to make all the effort into getting their attention etc and hence i have to get off my ass and put in some ground work before expecting anything.

All on you in my experience. Have had best luck doing as you might expect.. showing a genuine interest in them, being witty but real/not an ass. Going for the # quick and then witty/flirty texting. If you don't get a number in 4/5 messages exchanges your prob wasting your time.

[MaxPunishment]

Thanks for your answers there brahs. One last question for this evening though.

Having made my profile as per this thread's guide lines (made a witty lulzy profile with a good pic), i have yet to be inundated by 9s and 10s demanding my wiener for hot casual sex. Should i therefore be irate and seriously pissed, or does the burden of pursuit lie exclusively on us i.e. us dudes have to make all the effort into getting their attention etc and hence i have to get off my ass and put in some ground work before expecting anything.

See the post above you, if you're a hot girl that's getting 16 messages every 5 mins, why would you bother scouring through dozens of profiles looking for guys to message? You barely have enough time to read through all of the lame messages you're getting as is. Realistically whether or not a hot girl messages you is irrelevant, focus more on developing your profile and your messaging skills that when you find a hot girl you'd actually like to meet up with, you have the skills and means to get it done

[Gif_Brah]

Thanks for your answers there brahs. One last question for this evening though.

Having made my profile as per this thread's guide lines (made a witty lulzy profile with a good pic), i have yet to be inundated by 9s and 10s demanding my wiener for hot casual sex. Should i therefore be irate and seriously pissed, or does the burden of pursuit lie exclusively on us i.e. us dudes have to make all the effort into getting their attention etc and hence i have to get off my ass and put in some ground work before expecting anything.

You gotta remember that you're dealing with a large population of males fishing from a smaller pond of females. A girl can login and just wait as the messages pour in. Depending on how attractive you look and how awesome your profile is, you may get a few messages. For the most part though, expect to be the aggressor.

[OutsideLINEback]

16 year old high school girls dtf on pof............WTF IS THIS REAL LIFE

[Mr Marcus]

Once again thanks for your help fellas.

The thing that will make this an even bigger challenge for me personally is having to do this in Italian. I mean, its one thing to game in your own mother tongue, but having to go about it in another is quite a different story.

Anyway, success only comes through trying, so i will keep you all posted on my trials and tribulations.

[penamante]

made this up just now for VDay, and sent 10 msgs each on POF/OKC to gauge preliminary effectiveness. feel free to use and modify to your own liking.


"Congratulations! After a rigorous selection process, you have been chosen to compete in the “Valentine’s Day Games.” Preliminary events will consist of mini dates where candidates will be evaluated on these skills: sandwich making, tire flipping, robbing a bank.

The winner will be rewarded with the “Ultimate Valentine’s Day.” A chocolate shower and a parade in your honor are only some of the events planned for this momentous occasion.

To participate, RSVP with your name, phone number, and any allergies you may have. Many will enter, but only one will claim the ultimate prize."

[BoilerUpIndy]

Troll Account - STL

16 Messages in 5 minutes... Almost all are the lamest **** "what up", "let's meet up " ... POF must seriously be 80% dudes, but most are retarded at convos .

Do you have this account in Indy too? I posted the profile link here yesterday but the account had 5 more pics.

[niktak11]

16 year old high school girls dtf on pof............WTF IS THIS REAL LIFE

I'm hooking up with one in two weeks. Saying she wants my cawk badly is an understatement

[nbedoya]

brahs i think our copy and paste's have been leaked or something. Got called on today after sending some random bish a copy and paste that her friend also received the same one from a different person lulz, im pretty sure im the only miscer in my area aswell

[Gif_Brah]

brahs i think our copy and paste's have been leaked or something. Got called on today after sending some random bish a copy and paste that her friend also received the same one from a different person lulz, im pretty sure im the only miscer in my area aswell

Which copy-pasta did you send?

[nbedoya]

Which copy-pasta did you send?

the Swanson TV dinner and Welch Grape juice one

[OutsideLINEback]

I'm hooking up with one in two weeks. Saying she wants my cawk badly is an understatement

not a good idea

[bdtreaster]

the swanson dinner has been around for a long time, it's best to modify or just use them as a template for your own... If you are really good you can laugh off being called out, but try to throw in some originality to aviod that if possible!

[thatarabkid19]

aware me arab brah

This

damn i couldnt get a damn response from anyone on there

examples and pics?

please aware on openers used on skout. i must have messaged at least 20+ chicks with c/p's last night and got literally no responses.

I must be in a good area, brahs try changing your location.

This is the only message I send, from her response I take it from there. Been flaked on 3 times already, but theres such a wide selection and they are not 100% whales. Btw i have no respect for any of these sloots, they are lower on the food chain than pof chicks.

Hey I just saw your profile and I thought I should message you straight away!I’m just wondering why this website took 3 bloody weeks to decide to show you to me as a ‘suggestion’ when you should of come up as an ‘answer’. I’ve never met a [hair colour] that isn’t a bitch though, its up to you to change that.

dumb sloots dont realise theres no suggestion feature on skout.

EDIT: Thanks go to Gif_ brah for making it, i just changed it a bit.

[WIPlog]

yeah man. It seems that Skout does have a class maybe lower than Pof. If you're in a decent city the quality isn't that bad its the level of skankiness that makes them bad.I have spotted many that are in Skout on Pof. I messaged one on Pof telling her i recognized her pic on Skout.

[sauerkraut]

Tried registering on Skout, I don't use ******** much but I have activity on my wall... seriously wtf:

"Oh No! In order to reduce spammers, we require a minimum amount of ******** activity"

[thatarabkid19]

yeah man. It seems that Skout does have a class maybe lower than Pof. If you're in a decent city the quality isn't that bad its the level of skankiness that makes them bad.I have spotted many that are in Skout on Pof. I messaged one on Pof telling her i recognized her pic on Skout.

lulz this, gangas gone gang.

Tried registering on Skout, I don't use ******** much but I have activity on my wall... seriously wtf:

"Oh No! In order to reduce spammers, we require a minimum amount of ******** activity"

if you have an iphone or andriod, use the app. It gets around this, also I dont think you need fb to register anymore.

[WIPlog]

lulz this, gangas gone gang.



if you have an iphone or andriod, use the app. It gets around this, also I dont think you need fb to register anymore.

this. The website wont work on any browser i try. I made a bogus gmail to use on Skout. I only use the app on skout. I closed my Fb when i was detectived by the ex

[Drake27]

ok guys somehow some way I got a date off POF, never thought I could pull it off but I did

now brahs I need some good 1st date ideas? dinner and a movie seems safe but IDK...

also whats everyone go to outfit for a 1st date? help me POF GOD'S

[thatarabkid19]

this. The website wont work on any browser i try. I made a bogus gmail to use on Skout. I only use the app on skout. I closed my Fb when i was detectived by the ex

yeah didnt work for me at all, its working now though. weird.

lulz at this sloot "suprise me and tell me who sang that song that I wrote in my profile hehe"
notsureifsrs, brb googled lyrics brb now chatting.

[Ruffian]

Had an awesome 1st date last night

[penamante]

ok guys somehow some way I got a date off POF, never thought I could pull it off but I did

now brahs I need some good 1st date ideas? dinner and a movie seems safe but IDK...

also whats everyone go to outfit for a 1st date? help me POF GOD'S

pen0r in the anoos seems like a good date.

[Fernizzle]

DMV BBCs only: http://www.pof.com/member25248343.htm

[00_Juris]

Should I troll this bish guise?