Confidence shattered.... bitch fuking laughed at my penis

[vitalcerebral]

Was smashing a girl I am into when all of a sudden she started laughing. At the time I had no idea why she was laughing, she never said it was small or anything but she looked bored after 5 minutes of thrusting in silence, at which point she got out her phone. Shortly after said she got a message and had to leave. I had not even cum yet, and she was still wearing her bra and ****.

I text her this morning, asked if she was ok, and if I hurt her or something...she didn't reply. I then seen her housemates about campus today (they're in my micro class) and asked where she was, told them to I has been sending her sms'ing her this morning and that she had not replied.

They tell me that she is a wee bit sick today and she was having wee nap and there would only be a small chance she would be leaving the house today, really emphasising the words in bold. They then walked off, and as soon as they got round the corner started laughing.

Replaying this in my mind I am convinced that she has went around telling people I have a small dick, never felt so fuking **** in my entire life.


Pic of girl - only pic I could get


Edit - Yes this is a serious thread

and yes my dick is average

a shade under 6.5 in length just above 5.5 girth

Edit 2 -update page 3

[bigdiggernick11]

Was smashing a girl I am into when all of a sudden she started laughing. At the time I had why she was laughing, she never said it was small or anything but she looked bored after 5 minutes of thrusting in silence, at which point she got out her phone. Shortly after said she got a message and had to leave. I had not even cum yet, and she was still wearing her bra and ****.

I text her this morning, asked if she was ok, and if I hurt her or something...she didn't reply. I then seen her housemates about campus today (they're in my microclass) and asked where she was, told them to I has been sending her sms'ing her this morning and that she had not replied.

They tell me that she is a weebit sick today and she was having wee nap and there would only be a small chance she would be leaving the house today. They then walked off, and as soon as they got round the corner started laughing.

Replaying this in my mind I am convinced that she has went around telling people I have a small dick, never felt so fuking **** in my entire life.


Pic of girl - only pic I could get

[ryanDC2hammond]

Bitch move on her part. Op, your life's over... Move out of town. Transfer colleges.

[nick187]

[rcdudegermy10]

Groce/10

[CHRISTOPHERTEE]

fake

[TaxPayingTongan]

What are ur measurements brah?

[LethalThrusts]

OP, you're ****ed. The only way out is to fake your death. Buy a car and drive it into the ocean, open the door before it sinks and depending on your skin color, your going to have to flee to Mexico or Canada. Change your name, grow a beard, learn the local language and dialect, get facial reconstruction surgery. Singe your fingertips to remove your fingerprints, claim you were in a tragic accident as a child. Restart your life as Pablo or paul, a humble goat/moose farmer (depending on your location). Marry a beautiful local girl and raise a family of 5 children to avoid suspicion of you being *******. Lay low, don't leave your mountain farm for the first 15 - 20 years, especially if you decide to go to mexico. Your friend might have hired bounty hunters. You will have to live off your farm and the land. Learn to hunt, plow fields and heard goats/moose. Splash bleach in your eyes to permanently blind yourself, It's very important to say that you were BORN blind, you were able to get around due to your enhanced sense of hearing and all your years living on the land and becoming in tune with nature. This will make it harder to survive, get a seeing dog if you need to. Name him Lassie. 70 years later, relocate your friend. Go up to her deathbed and kneel down. In the final few moments before her death, whisper into her ear, "I beat you, you mother ****er. I beat you. I win". Your friend will learn the truth, but it's too late. She's already dead.

[Noonga]

Micro class huh?...

[Amir11]

lol and shes an asian chick on top of that
o lawdddd
it prolly wasnt ur size, its prolly cuz u fukn sucked

[av1atic]

[vitalcerebral]

What are ur measurements brah?

just shade below 6.5 inches brah

OP, you're ****ed. The only way out is to fake your death. Buy a car and drive it into the ocean, open the door before it sinks and depending on your skin color, your going to have to flee to Mexico or Canada. Change your name, grow a beard, learn the local language and dialect, get facial reconstruction surgery. Singe your fingertips to remove your fingerprints, claim you were in a tragic accident as a child. Restart your life as Pablo or paul, a humble goat/moose farmer (depending on your location). Marry a beautiful local girl and raise a family of 5 children to avoid suspicion of you being *******. Lay low, don't leave your mountain farm for the first 15 - 20 years, especially if you decide to go to mexico. Your friend might have hired bounty hunters. You will have to live off your farm and the land. Learn to hunt, plow fields and heard goats/moose. Splash bleach in your eyes to permanently blind yourself, It's very important to say that you were BORN blind, you were able to get around due to your enhanced sense of hearing and all your years living on the land and becoming in tune with nature. This will make it harder to survive, get a seeing dog if you need to. Name him Lassie. 70 years later, relocate your friend. Go up to her deathbed and kneel down. In the final few moments before her death, whisper into her ear, "I beat you, you mother ****er. I beat you. I win". Your friend will learn the truth, but it's too late. She's already dead.

I have been red before for not posting pics but I have learned from past mistakes lol

[bigdiggernick11]

jakes on you

[heybigboy5]

You forgot the most important part. How big is your penis? (no homo)

[Kapetan]

She's ugly brah. How pong is your lenis?

[srirachasauce1]

lol in....

[Winter52]

strong class to dink size ratio

[2p4e]

i guess youre in her micro class now too brah

[vitalcerebral]

Micro class huh?...

Biomed course, legitimate class lol

Think I am going to confront her next time I see here.


Edit - fuk everyone is jumping on the 'micro' band wagon lol

[jonB89]

Unless you have the girth of a pencil you should have nothing to worry about.

[jmcdizzle44]

just shade below 6.5 inches brah

Not sure if srs, that is well above average. Obvious troll is obvious.

[Patriots25]

Laugh at her face

[whyubertstare]

just shade below 6.5 inches brah

Subtracting the typical miscer e-stat about their dink sizes, you're a solid 3.50" lol

[Lowkeii]

just shade below 6.5 inches brah




I have been red before for not posting pics but I have learned from past mistakes lol

Either she's got the





or trollin

[Monger]

Who cares. You should have jizzed on her face and left. She's f-ing ugly. I wouldn't give a damn if shes not happy with my cawk, as long as i get to clean out the pipes its all good. Man up OP.

[sschw11]

she dont even look that hot

[vitalcerebral]

Unless you have the girth of a pencil you should have nothing to worry about.

dude I'm right on the border of B/C, I thought it would be all good.

Fuk it, I'm asking here next time I see her, or her mates tomorrow.

[jmcdizzle44]

Unless you have the girth of a pencil you should have nothing to worry about.

That's a fake pic made by penis enlargement companies (srs)

[05r1guy]

just shade below 6.5 inches brah

ur doin it wrong then lol

[fuzionite]

jakes on you

soon i will join the ranks..