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Would like some help on this. Im a caddy and I need to wear brown khaki shorts and during the hot days I get dat der swampass stains (partially due to hairy ass, srs). Reps for good answers.
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09-01-2010, 02:09 PM #1Clean Fulking
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How do you shave ass/ reduce swampass(srs)?
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09-01-2010, 02:10 PM #2Swoll Patrol
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aware me of what swampass is..?Originally Posted by waatsgood
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09-01-2010, 02:12 PM #3Clean Fulking
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self explanatory. a sweaty ass
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09-01-2010, 02:15 PM #4dude
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sweaty ass in which another party can tell.
'yo bro, you got swamp ass'foreveraloner itt
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09-01-2010, 02:15 PM #5ErgoGenix.com / Mabulous
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whatever you do - don't shave the butt hair inbetween your ass cheeks- it will be hell till it grows back!!!
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09-01-2010, 02:17 PM #6Clean Fulking
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then how do I reduce my dat der swampass?Originally Posted by mab23
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09-01-2010, 02:18 PM #7Registered User
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buy a clipper
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09-01-2010, 02:24 PM #8ErgoGenix.com / Mabulous
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maybe use baby poweder or something or get different type of material undies!
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09-01-2010, 02:26 PM #9Registered User
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Don't shave it. Just don't. imagine tiny little spikes between your cheeks when it starts to grow back. Its just swampass.
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09-01-2010, 02:26 PM #10Clean Fulking
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I wear underarmour briefs. the compression type. i dk if that matters. Theyre better than wearing boxers and having your balls flail around.Originally Posted by mab23
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09-01-2010, 02:28 PM #11Registered User
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I think the term is manpon. It's a soft cloth that you fold and stick between dem cheeks to soak up sweat.
I just give myself a wedgie on really hot days. Feels weird, but not as bad as swamp ass.
BTW, the hair in your butt helps prevent swampass, it doesn't cause it. If you do shave it, you will definitely have to use a manpon or wedgie yourself.* Most of what I say is NOT FACTUAL
* Sarcasm in some of my posts is implied, even when not readily apparent
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09-01-2010, 02:28 PM #12under construction
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09-01-2010, 02:31 PM #13Clean Fulking
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guess so why not?Originally Posted by baddog671
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09-01-2010, 02:31 PM #14Registered User
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Spray something into your ass
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09-01-2010, 02:33 PM #15under construction
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The product in my link is legit!
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09-01-2010, 02:33 PM #16Clean Fulking
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does shaving the gooch have the same painful side effects as shaving between the crack?
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09-01-2010, 02:34 PM #17Registered User
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Bro... just do what i do. wear a pair of gym shorts underneath ur reg shorts. I've been doin it for like.............. 4-5 years now.lol
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09-01-2010, 02:35 PM #18is irrelevant
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Just use under arm deoderant and slide it up inbetween dem cheeks.
Clap them together
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09-01-2010, 02:37 PM #19Clean Fulking
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This might work. Im thinking about trying this out.Originally Posted by Extivium
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09-01-2010, 02:38 PM #20under construction
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The gooch is the worse IMOOriginally Posted by waatsgood
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09-01-2010, 02:38 PM #21worst poster on the misc
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WTF i shave my asscrack and i dont have any problems.
This is what you gotta do.
Spread your cheeks (N/h) and Take a disposable shaver and shave horizontally.Just be very careful and patient.You might miss some spots so just go over it a couple times. Hope this helps.
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09-01-2010, 02:40 PM #22Clean Fulking
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phuck. How about nair?Originally Posted by baddog671
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09-01-2010, 02:44 PM #23under construction
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I would suggest NOT nairing your genetial regions.Originally Posted by waatsgood
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09-13-2010, 06:34 PM #24Registered User
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did it work?Originally Posted by waatsgood
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09-13-2010, 06:42 PM #25Registered User
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Baby powdered. Helps prevent/reduce chaffing too.
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09-13-2010, 06:49 PM #26Thank You Based God
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shave it, **** what people say man, it's bad ONE time and every other time it's soft.
and you don't get dingleberries.http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?p=515913953 - log.
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09-13-2010, 07:57 PM #27Team Legendary!
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You can, use "sensitive" for bikini or something and don't do it passed 8 mins.Originally Posted by baddog671
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09-13-2010, 08:32 PM #28
Wax it with those ready to go waxing strips for men, it comes out crazy smooth and when the hair grows back it's not prickly/itchy at all. It takes some patience and a decent pain tolerance but it's well worth it...(srs)
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09-13-2010, 10:25 PM #29Registered User
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i live in van too, brand?Originally Posted by S1X
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09-13-2010, 10:53 PM #30Registered User
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Just trim dont shave
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